Impossible things you try anyway

[googleit6]

I tried to be optimistic about my peers and their intelligence, and how my generation will soon run the world.
I then proceeded to bash myself over the head repeatedly for such stupidity.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I was really tired and thirsty one time, and a bottle of soda was across the room, so I tried to use the force to pull it over, it didn't work.

Hey me too! I've also tried to install PS3 controller drivers without having any problems crop up. I really shouldn't have tried that. Still can't play GFWL or Gamespy games or even use bloody skype.

 

[Betancore]

I have also tried to use the Force. And after I read Matilda by Roald Dahl, I tried to lift things with my mind. It didn't work. For the past few months I've been collecting junk for a cyborg arm. I probably will never get around to assembling it, and if I do, it will fail, but I'm going to do it anyway. I've tried many other ridiculously fruitless projects in the past, such as making a Luke Skywalker ROTJ suit. I ended up breaking my friend's sewing machine.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Don't tell anyone...

When I'm on my own I try and move stuff with my mind.

It fails.

 

[tomtom94]

I decided to try playing through Kingdom Hearts on Expert with no accessories, only basic weapons and no offensive abilities.

To put this in perspective, I couldn't beat Devil May Cry 1 on Normal.

Currently stuck at Agrabah.

 

[Nickisimo]

Eating a teaspoon of cinnamon.(Don't try...you'll be incredibly sorry, watch videos if you need the reason why)

I tried it just because I wanted to say that I did it. What a mess.

 

[Shemming]

Don't tell anyone...

When I'm on my own I try and move stuff with my mind.

It fails.

I do that to! But when it works no ones ever around to see it

 

[nick n stuff]

sweep picking...i swear it's impossible without witchcraft

 

[Idiotastic]

juggling,
damn you,juggling!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Psychic Powers and the arts of the Arcane

Many times, and just now.
Still doesn't work.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Making my last relationship work. Buh-dum-tish.

I've tried to use the Force several times, and that didn't work unless you count the times I synced my hand waving with the opening of automatic doors at the grocery store once.

 

[dragonslayer32]

i keep trying to lick my elbow. one of these days it WILL happen...

 

[Recycle]

Burning Ice
Are the flames just not hot enough?
Advice needed

 

[Eternalsun]

proving god exists ooh........

 

[vento 231]

I divided by zero once....... and only once :#

 

[Dapsen]

Through this entire thread, I've been stretching my tongue towards my elbow, and staring intensely at an empty bottle. Thank you, Escapist, for making me feel useless

As you might have noted, I've tried to lick my elbow, and tried to use the force.
I have to try to fly sometime... Fly by manipulating air! I AM AIR-MAN!