In Case Of A Zombie Incursion...
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I have about seven baseball bats planted around my house, plus two in the trunk of my car.
S'all I need.
S'all I need.
Seeing as only criminals and not law-abising citizens (like me) are allowed guns here, all I can boast in that arena are a couple of tuned-up but still ultimately useless airsoft guns.
I have no replica swords so I would have to fall back on a number of garden tools. I'm betting that a petrol-powered hedge trimmer would be of SOME use, right? Failing that I'm sure we have a machete-like implement somewhere.
If all else fails, a lot of my friends are stereotypical nerds in that they're (mostly) fat-bastards and I'm built like a whippet and so can run a lot bloody faster than they can!
Wardy
PS - I also have a rather fast and well-built car to plough through the drooling hordes!
I have no replica swords so I would have to fall back on a number of garden tools. I'm betting that a petrol-powered hedge trimmer would be of SOME use, right? Failing that I'm sure we have a machete-like implement somewhere.
If all else fails, a lot of my friends are stereotypical nerds in that they're (mostly) fat-bastards and I'm built like a whippet and so can run a lot bloody faster than they can!
Wardy
PS - I also have a rather fast and well-built car to plough through the drooling hordes!
I have a Sonic Screwdriver.
Which isn't much use in direct attacks against a Zombie but it could be used as an interdimensional becon to broadcast a help signal throughout the starts to the thousands of species out there.
Or it could lock doors behind me while I'm running for my life!
Whichever is easiest to do at the time!
Which isn't much use in direct attacks against a Zombie but it could be used as an interdimensional becon to broadcast a help signal throughout the starts to the thousands of species out there.
Or it could lock doors behind me while I'm running for my life!
Whichever is easiest to do at the time!
My two kukris, I've had them for years and I started practicing with them after I first saw Resident Evil: Extinction. Sad, I know... But true. I also have several cricket bats in my room and a chainsaw in the shed.
I'm fairly certain that there's a flintlock pistol in the loft, don't know if it still works... And I know how to make black powder. All I need are the ingredients and some shot that'll fit... I'll see if I can find it...
I'm fairly certain that there's a flintlock pistol in the loft, don't know if it still works... And I know how to make black powder. All I need are the ingredients and some shot that'll fit... I'll see if I can find it...
The cure, in gaseous form, and plenty of it.
Failing that I'd prefer a sniper, a shotgun, unlimited amounts of ammo for both, and the rooftop of the tallest incomplete building I can find. Even if the undead think far ahead enough to realize I'm in such a high place, something will distract them by the time they get there. The sniper will be used to kill time, the shotgun to save my ass.
EDIT: I misread, I thought it was what should you have. I do have a cane sword, a machete, a couple long-ass kitchen knives (short swords, basically), and a bunch of things to block my stairway so they can't get at me before some form of army, probably American, comes through guns blazing and saves my ass.
Failing that I'd prefer a sniper, a shotgun, unlimited amounts of ammo for both, and the rooftop of the tallest incomplete building I can find. Even if the undead think far ahead enough to realize I'm in such a high place, something will distract them by the time they get there. The sniper will be used to kill time, the shotgun to save my ass.
EDIT: I misread, I thought it was what should you have. I do have a cane sword, a machete, a couple long-ass kitchen knives (short swords, basically), and a bunch of things to block my stairway so they can't get at me before some form of army, probably American, comes through guns blazing and saves my ass.
I have an axe, which I will use taking out the stairs, chilling on the second floor, eating canned food while the army of trained soldiers easily mops up the slow moving, dim witted zeds.
if this post is in case of a realistic zombie incursion then youre a dumbass but if this post is in case of a zombie incursion then gratzAlon Shechter said:
where the hell would you get them life is'n't a video game now for sure i would be fucked the gunstore is 35 mins from my houseDeadlyYellow said:
I'd gather my friends, relatives, friends relatives etc (unless they are dead) and hold up in our local shopping centre, lock it down and just hide in their =)
their is a roof bit so we could see what goes on outside, and their is food, entertainment, clothes and stuff inside =)
their is a roof bit so we could see what goes on outside, and their is food, entertainment, clothes and stuff inside =)
