In Celebration...

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we showed you how much your insurance rates go up after buying it.

I got a new girlfriend.

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In celebration, we show you all the homemade X-rated videos we all made with her.

I learned how to shave.

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we got you a large sword to shave with.

I got to bed at a reasonable hour!

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration I sell you're bed to the circus while you're in it who doesn't want to be in the circus

I get the watchmen dvd

 

[lostclause]

In celebration we beak your dvd player.
I read the paper!

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration i kill you (no-one breaks my dvd player no-one!!!)

I killed the last poster

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In Celebration we get you for first degree murder.

I learned how to utilize the little silver lever on the toilet.

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration we give you an outhouse

I know how to read

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we made you read every Charles Dickens book ever written.

I made it to 50k posts.

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we force you to make your avatar animated (which you have).

I watched an awful movie. (Here's looking at you Dead Heist)

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we give you a thorough brain scrubbing, and give you some great ones.

I have learned the secret name of every demon in hell!

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In Celebration we get you laid by each and everyone of them.

I have unlocked my secret ability.

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we take a night on town getting drunk to eliminate your morals and have you abuse it.

I got my first cell-phone.

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In Celebration we make you do a bunch of long distance prank phone calls, going over your minutes

I drank some lemonade.

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we have you drink some more, but swap it out for a different "yellow drink".

I just got married.

 

[terribleyetfun]

in celebration I get you a hooker

I just made a model.

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In Celebration we paint it with your blood.

I just learned to jump rope

 

[LilGherkin]

I celebration we discover you have a knack for it and than train you over the course of the next 3 years to become the (Your Country) representative at the Olympic Games for Jump Roping.

I got a new car.

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In celebration we admit that she's a mail order bride.

I did my hair.

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration we give you lice

I just flew to mexico