In Celebration...

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we held you up in front of a floodlight, and you went blind.

I got three new books.

 

[Captainguy42]

In celebration, we tell your good news to the Fahrenheit 451 Firemen

I`m enjoying my time in Brazil.

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration we give you an heart attack (to lazy to be creative)

I beat the system

 

[LilGherkin]

In celebration we give you a new system to beat.

I had sex with a supermodel.

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we artificially inseminated her while she was at the doctor's. Hope you liked her a lot!

I beat up a boxer!

 

[Captainguy42]

In celebration we run from the broker who I bet you would lose.

I cured cancer!

 

[LilGherkin]

In celebration we give you AIDS so you can have something else to work on.

I dodged the police.

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we called them to announce your winning the race.

I got a winning ticket!

 

[Asciotes]

In celebration, I called you over to my house to party, only for you to find out that I had gotten you drunk and coaxed it away from you.

I just graduated from University

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we sent you to grad school.

I Finished a long game!

 

[Captainguy42]

In celebration I get you the extended version with 70 more hours of game play.

I bought a gun!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In celebration, we have a shootout. Only I survived.

I survived a shootout!

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In Celebration, we come to life as zombies and eat you.

I am a Zombie.

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we throw a monster mash (see what I did there?)

I became a werewolf.

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In Celebration we lock you in a room with no windows for the rest of your life.

I learned the electric slide.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In Celebration I take you out dancing.....On the power lines. You slide, get electrocuted, and die.

I have an AC/DC concert to go to tonight!

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration we take you to the concert and lock you in the porty potte

I got another traffic ticket

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In celebration we pretend you can pay it.
[SUP]Did you really dude? -_-"[/SUP]

I played twister with Christopher Walkin.

 

[slevin8989]

Congratulations we talk you into playing naked twister with him

I get a house

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

In celebration we throw you a house warming party.. our entertainment.. Richard's Windmill.

I don't go to that party.