In Celebration...

[LilGherkin]

In celebration we bury you in a shallow grave.

I go on the run.

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we send the police after you in a helicopter. Hope you're good for about twenty miles.

I learned a fifth language!

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration we take you're tounge hope one of those languages was sign

I take Neonbobs tongue

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, I am on here even more. And I stab you in the eye.

I made dinner.

 

[LilGherkin]

In celebration we all sample it and save our comments for when you leave the room.

I've Gone Gonzo!

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we initiate you into the cult of online lifelessness!
[sup]Congratulations![/sup]

I get to watch Robot Chicken.

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration we invite Seth Green to you're house

I get stabbed by neonbob

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we take you to the hospital where they stitch you up and leave you unattended and unguarded at night while neonbob breaks in to finish the job.

I win a game of Yahtzee.

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, Croshaw talks to you.

I got hired.

 

[slevin8989]

In celebration that company loses all their employees mysteriously

I read a book

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we got you a library card.

I got to talk with a woman!

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we get you a Love Guru that looks like Mike Myers.
[sup]Does a locked thread count as moderator wrath[/sup]

I started playing World Of Warcraft
[sup]Not actually[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we got you some heroin as well. Enjoy your double addiction!
[sup]I don't think so. Just counts as a locked thread.[/sup]

I got a new sword of doom!

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we use it to slay a demon, afterwords we sell it on the internet under item name "Satan Slayer" and sell the blood for billions.

I got .gif'd.
[sup]Dancing Gherkin[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we gave you an orphan to make dance as well.

I got a minion!
[sup]Sweet![/sup]

 

[LilGherkin]

In Celebration we use him as a scapegoat during our night of debauchery.

I wrote a screenplay that's getting turned into a movie.

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we got you a legion of lawyers.

I get to watch a great movie.

 

[fanklok]

In celebration we force you to watch Hercules against the barbarians

I had a hoagie(however its spelled) for dinner

 

[Neonbob]

In celebration, we took you to the hospital to have your stomach pumped...I poisoned it...

I completed my evil lair!

 

[fanklok]

In celebration i break all the fingers on you right hand

i take over your evil lair because i broke the fingers on your henchmen slapping hand