Well, since I find porn gross... erm... uhh... I dunno? Go on facebook, find which of my friends play farmville, then go watch how long they survive without it...
In one hour the internet will delete itself, what do you do?
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Download all of the porn I can find, make sure Morrowind is downloaded on Steam along with Civ4 and Deus Ex, and listen to Bohemian Rhapsody as the final seconds tick down. Also, post pictures of my gonads all over the Escapist. Hell, if the internet is going down, might as well get banned...
Fap to some some porn, make sure I have some faping material for the future, and hope that I can get in touch with some of my online friends and get there address and phone number, and try to get my self band from every forum I go to.
Porn, Porn everywhere.
I would think of something that is only accessible on the internet and try to recreate it and/or copy it.
Then; using the money I make from this investment, I will rebuilt it.
I would think of something that is only accessible on the internet and try to recreate it and/or copy it.
Then; using the money I make from this investment, I will rebuilt it.
Stockpile some porn. Maybe site rip a free porn site and delete all the weird, illegal and not intended for humans stuff. Site rip Wikipedia. Find the IPs of some promising WoW servers. Torrent something one last time, maybe a huge N64 games collection. Get my favourite flash games. Say goodbye to 4chan. Look at the last of the new lolcats. Mourn the fact there will be no more Desert Bus for hope.
Then download some more porn.
Then download some more porn.
Make some popcorn and switch on the news... or watch my room mates have a metaphorical cow because they will come to terms with how long they wasted tending to their farmville crops or whatever those zynga junkies do these days.
Also note, one can apply the above to any other form of obsessive investments on the interwebz.
Also note, one can apply the above to any other form of obsessive investments on the interwebz.
Download the entirety of Fanfiction.net, TtHM, TFF, Tenhawks fanfic website, Journeyverse, and a few other sites...
While my comp is downloading all this and more, I will then drive to a gun store, Home Depot, and the grocers in order to purchase needed supplies in order to survive the coming riots.. Which I will probably be leading..
While my comp is downloading all this and more, I will then drive to a gun store, Home Depot, and the grocers in order to purchase needed supplies in order to survive the coming riots.. Which I will probably be leading..
"Ah well, it had a good run."
Copy off Steam GCFs for games I own but do not have installed, then watch my very very favorite youtube videos which I'll never be able to watch again.
@OP, you do realize that the internet serves more than porn, videos, video games, forums, forums about video games and forums about porn right? Services things like Banks, Big Banks, Very Big Banks, Governments, Companies and Research Insitutes? Like the people who would pay through the nose to prevent such an occurrence from happening?
Copy off Steam GCFs for games I own but do not have installed, then watch my very very favorite youtube videos which I'll never be able to watch again.
@OP, you do realize that the internet serves more than porn, videos, video games, forums, forums about video games and forums about porn right? Services things like Banks, Big Banks, Very Big Banks, Governments, Companies and Research Insitutes? Like the people who would pay through the nose to prevent such an occurrence from happening?
Shrug, put Itunes on, spin my chair round and grab my DS. 
Oh and obviously text the GF for a bit
Oh and obviously text the GF for a bit 
Download all the Loli and Cardcaptor Sakura related everything I can.
No porn, because Loli is better.
BTW when you say you will download ALL of the porn, that means ALL OF IT. You know what I am hinting at.
And people call me sick.
Also, it would be 1 hour left to listen to badass music.
Such as this:
No porn, because Loli is better.
BTW when you say you will download ALL of the porn, that means ALL OF IT. You know what I am hinting at.
And people call me sick.
Also, it would be 1 hour left to listen to badass music.
Such as this:
I'd probably pirate just about every viral video under the sun with online converters, and then troll for the remaining time I have
INTERNET RIOT!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!!?
I would break all the rules of every forum I could find.
and porn
I would break all the rules of every forum I could find.
and porn
