In Soviet Russia...

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Scumpernickle

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In Soviet Russia T.V watches you!

Actually kind of true they used to put cameras inside of the T.V's back then to see what people were doing.

Post your jokes here!
 

Souplex

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In soviet Russia Yakov Shmirnov rolls in your grave.
 

ZeroMachine

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Scumpernickle said:
ZeroMachine said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you
Thats pretty good.
I got it from a friend of mine, who I believe got it from a friend, who got it from a friend, and so on and so forth... all the good ones have been done, but hell, they're still hilarious :D
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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Scumpernickle said:
Actually kind of true they used to put cameras inside of the T.V's back then to see what people were doing.
Got any proof to back that up?

Just sounds like you've been reading George Orwell's 1984 a little too much...
 

TheNumber1Zero

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In soviet russia twitter hack you (old joke)

In soviet russia animal hunt you

In soviet russia we tire of people making fun of our people with such jokes.

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wait,that last one wasn't a joke,might be true though...
 

Motti

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In america, you choose government, in soviet russia government chooses you!
 

whaleswiththumbs

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ZeroMachine said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you
In soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

Better one:(I stole this from an article tag-line from awhile ago)
In Soviet Russia, game steals you!

Logic 0 said:
In soviet russia guns shoot you.
Thats a very double sided statement, technically that one doesn't work.
 

GrimFandango92

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In soviet russia, music lisens to you
In Soviet russia, communism chooses you

sorry if they have been done
 

LongAndShort

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xmetatr0nx said:
Oh god, we are not doing Yakov jokes...

Also in America you can always find a party...in soviety russia party find you
I like this one. Its one variation of the same joke, but I think one of the cleverest plays on words.