In Soviet Russia...

[Scumpernickle]

In Soviet Russia T.V watches you!

Actually kind of true they used to put cameras inside of the T.V's back then to see what people were doing.

Post your jokes here!

 

[Souplex]

In soviet Russia Yakov Shmirnov rolls in your grave.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Oh, they're having sex... again, stupid cameras."

In Soviet Russia, sandvich eats you!

 

[ZeroMachine]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

 

[Scumpernickle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

Thats pretty good.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

Thats pretty good.

I got it from a friend of mine, who I believe got it from a friend, who got it from a friend, and so on and so forth... all the good ones have been done, but hell, they're still hilarious

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Actually kind of true they used to put cameras inside of the T.V's back then to see what people were doing.

Got any proof to back that up?

Just sounds like you've been reading George Orwell's 1984 a little too much...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

In soviet russia twitter hack you (old joke)

In soviet russia animal hunt you

In soviet russia we tire of people making fun of our people with such jokes.

...

wait,that last one wasn't a joke,might be true though...

 

[kotorfan04]

In Soviet Russia mudkip lieks you.

 

[SplattererRoss]

In soviet Russia cookie eats you

 

[Logic 0]

In soviet russia guns shoot you.

 

[Motti]

In america, you choose government, in soviet russia government chooses you!

 

[Robert0288]

In america, you choose government, in soviet russia government chooses you!

and its true too

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

In America you put "in god we trust" on the money, in Soviet Russia we have NO money!

/king of the hill reference

 

[TaborMallory]

In Soviet Russia...
<color=black>Waldo finds you.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

In soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

Better oneI stole this from an article tag-line from awhile ago)
In Soviet Russia, game steals you!

In soviet russia guns shoot you.

Thats a very double sided statement, technically that one doesn't work.

 

[Scumpernickle]

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

In Soviet Russia, X presses you not to die.

 

[GrimFandango92]

In soviet russia, music lisens to you
In Soviet russia, communism chooses you

sorry if they have been done

 

[LongAndShort]

Oh god, we are not doing Yakov jokes...

Also in America you can always find a party...in soviety russia party find you

I like this one. Its one variation of the same joke, but I think one of the cleverest plays on words.