In Soviet Russia...

[The King of Rock and Roll]

In Soviet Russia, overdone internet meme laughs at YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Escapist posts on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Facebook updates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, guitar plays YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, music listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Stalin shoots YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, jokes run out of YOU!!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

In Soviet Russia Pointless Threads Post You!

 

[Scumpernickle]

In Soviet Russia, taxes pay you!

That would be sweet....

 

[Fists]

In Activision Blizzard Bobby Kotick hates you

Edit: that was a little harsh, sorry Stalin.

 

[Kollega]

In Soviet Russia,videogame characters play YOU!

In Sovier Russia,Pokemon gotta catch YOU all!

In Soviet Russia,you eat zombies (considering the famine of the '30s,entirely plausible)!

In Soviet Russia,football plays YOU!

 

[Scumpernickle]

In Soviet Russia, Limewire downloads you!