In The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, why is your character being led to his execution?
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I will go with Yathzee: Shagging the Thane's wife and daughter whilst playing a rock-guitarr-solo on the corpse of god.
he had filthy sex with the son of a king, and did so on an altar while summoning dremora for sexual purposes
or alternatively
a descendant the creepy skyrim alchemist sharing her taste for necrophilia
or alternatively
a descendant the creepy skyrim alchemist sharing her taste for necrophilia
LOL good one!!ChromaticWolfen said:
This would be the lusty Argonian Maid, as portrayed by, a buff male Dunnmer. ^_^
Stealing. Lots and lots of stealing. He was caught trying to steal the king's crown in the middle of court. He was hiding in the rafters using a chameleon spelled thread and hook. Unfortunately there was a sudden noise to the left and the king got the hook in the ear. He also felt the strand on his head and looked up. After a long chase on some rooftops, he finally decided he'd had enough of this shit and jumped into a bale of hay. Unfortunately, this isn't assassin's creed so he ended up breaking his legs. The executioner has a rule that everyone to be executed has to be healthy, hence why he can walk to his execution.
I bet he did something like throw a rock at a guard or eat food belong to a person of high statues. Maybe he threw a hard piece of bread belonging to someone of a high statues at a guard that gave him a concussion.
he moved a plate accidentally and when replacing it was accused of robbery.
then he massacred a whole city because why not.
but mainly the plate thing.
then he massacred a whole city because why not.
but mainly the plate thing.
Is there anyone in this thread who WASN'T arrested for steamy sex with a royal?Purple Dragon said:
Stealing. Lots and lots of stealing. How he was caught is he tried to steal the king's crown... in court... in front of all his lords and nobles. He had a chameleon enchanted rope and hook that he lowered down from the rafters of the hall. Unfortunately, a sudden noise made the king turn his head and he got a hook in the ear and he felt the strand on the top of his head, causing him to look up detecting our thief. A chase tore across the roof tops ending when our hero jumped into a bale of hay. Unfortunately, this isn't assassin's creed and he broke both of his legs. Why he is walking to his execution has to do with a peculiar Nord law which requires all condemned criminals to be healthy before they are executed.
Most likely for telling some prissly little lord that he's shagged better looking dragons more sttractive than the lord's wife. While holding the lord upside down by the ankle after killing the guards for his carriage. They came barreling through the streets, forcing my protagonist to jump out of the way and yelling things that made the young women blush and the old women laugh. So, they stopped the carriage and proceeded to have their asses handed to them until the city guard showed up en masse and hauled him away where he was tried in a kangaroo court and sentenced to death
Insulting the gods and the entire population of Vvardenfell.
Funny story, really, I went around saying
* "Morrowind sucks, the only people who are still in it have to use mods to keep things remotely interesting, better to do away with it entirely!"
Well, those wacky psychic horse-fuckers, the imperial guards, may have overheard this and brought me in for questioning. My explanation did me not much good, they seemed to think "mods" meant other gods and thought it blasphemy.
"And these Mods," They asked, incredulous, "allow for striking at a foe to prove effective without much skill(points)? To view the world as though it were beautifully detailed? (graphics mod, I think) this surely is worse than any daedric magic and shall never be spoken of again! Have this heretic scheduled for execution immediately!"
I may have also let slip my thoughts on what corrupt, amoral fuckwads the guards were, only showing the slightest competance when I break the law, otherwise abusing the innocent and ignoring all quest-related criminal incidents, not counting good ol' Hieronymus Lex, of course.
*[sub]Note: For those planning to say vanilla Morrowind is still great, this is called an opinion.[/sub]
Funny story, really, I went around saying
* "Morrowind sucks, the only people who are still in it have to use mods to keep things remotely interesting, better to do away with it entirely!"
Well, those wacky psychic horse-fuckers, the imperial guards, may have overheard this and brought me in for questioning. My explanation did me not much good, they seemed to think "mods" meant other gods and thought it blasphemy.
"And these Mods," They asked, incredulous, "allow for striking at a foe to prove effective without much skill(points)? To view the world as though it were beautifully detailed? (graphics mod, I think) this surely is worse than any daedric magic and shall never be spoken of again! Have this heretic scheduled for execution immediately!"
I may have also let slip my thoughts on what corrupt, amoral fuckwads the guards were, only showing the slightest competance when I break the law, otherwise abusing the innocent and ignoring all quest-related criminal incidents, not counting good ol' Hieronymus Lex, of course.
*[sub]Note: For those planning to say vanilla Morrowind is still great, this is called an opinion.[/sub]