In the event of a deadly viral (zombie-ish) outbreak like in 28 Days later, what would you do?

Twilight_guy

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Join the highly organized military bands with guns and supplies or go it alone in my own house with improvises weapons and limited supplies... yeah I think my choice is clear.
 

Foxbat Flyer

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Chill at home with a few beers and wait for it all to blow over...

Or get a Fuel truck and go smash some zombies, filling up the tanker when im getting low on fuel. Find a few survivors, kill anyone bitten / Scratched in our group like a boss, and be awesome

But realistically, ill get eaten by the first zombie i see.
 

Death God

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Personally, I like this idea:
But, in the case I can't acquire a ship like this, I would scour my town for survivors, friends, and family, then form a posse and head to either Hawaii or the Mall of America. Hawaii because it will not have has many people as most places would have, and Mall of America because, if I'm going to die, I might as well die having fun.
 

Optiluiz

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I'd get my friends and invade an apartment building. Clear it out floor by floor and make traps on the lower floors. Then make a secret exit/entrance so we can scrounge for food in the nearby supermarkets and malls. We'd get weapons from hardware stores and dead cops. We'd wait it out for a while. I think we'd survive. Also, no stupidity. That's the rule. If you act like a retard and cry and f*** up our plans we'd kill you.
 

Matthew Van Ryt

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I cant help thinking that if such an infection event actually took place, gamers and other members of online culture would be supprisingly well off in the initial stages.
Not because of our inherant awesomeness, which is a given btw. But because we are the only demographic to actually put alot of time and effort into constructing our individual zombie plans.
See http://www.yourzombieplan.com/

On topic. Im living in outback Australia, basically in the middle of nowhere. By the time the infection gets to my area I intend to be somewhere even more remote.
 

Rubymuto

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Bambi On Toast said:
dogstile said:
Bambi On Toast said:
I'd go to my local supermarket, since my town doesn't have a mall.

Since I'm allergic to making my own threads, I want to briefly hijack this one to ask a question: What is ":3"? I know what smileys are, but I just don't know what to make of ":3"

It's been killing me, seriously.
Cute face, i'd edit the question out of your post now to avoid getting quoted a gazillion times.

But erm, yeah, on topic, i'd probably die.
Thank you! Yeah I'll get rid of it.

I still think it looks more like someone with an arse for a face.
oh please dont say that, it makes me think of Ross Noble's bum face joke... and now its a viral outbreak of bum faces...

so yeah, bum faced zombies. since every other movie or game release over the last 10 years has been zombie related in some way or other everywhere i go i try and figure out just how zombie proof it is and how i could best use it to my advantage. so far im one of the horde.
 

Chrinik

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demoman_chaos said:
Put on some ye old medieval plate armor and chill. Can't bite through tempered steel with bones. My armor is built to withstand the force of a mounted knight's lance, I don't think they could do much with punching or kicking.
So your limbs being torn off and the undead simply ripping the plates off bit by bit doesn´t worry you in the slightest?
Also, in the likely event you have to de-ass the area, I´d like to see you run around for a mile in plate armor...point being "chilling in plate armor while zombies try to eat you" is a very bad idea.


On Topic tho, I´d load up on food and supplies, call all my buddies, organize an evacuation then form an armed force and wipe out the infection ourselfs...
We are prepared.
 

let's rock

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Grab my remmington 870, I have at least 500 rounds (southern United States FTW) laying around, of various shot sizes, some slugs, and enact anti zombie policy #1
 

Dawns Gate

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Grab our hunting rifles (two), my great grandfathers ross rifle, our bow, and all the toothpaste, toilet paper, food (the surplus MRE's that the army gave me) and ammunition as we (me and loved ones) can stuff the car with and drive up to the mountains and wait it out. The military can get stuffed at that point - I'm not fighting some zombies with the military, they can mark me AWOL for all I care - they are who always get fucked first in the movies.
 

kasperbbs

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Get as much food as possible, climb into that big ass tower that i can see through my window and hope that zombies cant climb ladders.
 

Images

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Shout out my window at the infected that they'll never be as cool at the walking kind before playing and dancing to The Gonk till they tear me to shreds.
 

endplanets

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Easy apocalypse to survive. Grab a broom handle and ducktape a knife to the end. Wear a big sweater, scarf and jeans so that biting is really hard.
Take my car and family and run to the grocery store I work. Unplug the big freezer with the metal door and throw TONS of food, water, knives, books and gameboys. Wait 30 days after which all zombies would have starved to death.
Or throw food in attic and break the staircase upwards. Wait 30 days.
Or, jump in car trunk (which not even an Army Ranger zombie could break open) and wait 2 days before going to plan A or B.
 

Cpu46

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Go up to my grandparents house in Michigan.
-30 miles to the nearest airport and thats in a straight line through thick underbrush and over several rivers.
-15 miles to the nearest town, again in a straight line through the brush.
-5 miles to lake superior and boats via a road. Islands within 40 miles of docks.
-Bears
-Hunters with guns
-Many abandoned copper mines in which to take refuge
-The town has a nearly abandoned mall, an abandoned school, and a functional school. The three of which could easily be fortified and hold the entire town if needed.
-Winter... yes it can get that bad.

Really the only problem is supplies. The mall only has a restaurant and general store, the grocer closed about 10 years ago and the towns gas station closed two years ago. Like I said nearest town is 15 miles and it is the sole provider of goods for two other small towns that are much closer. Most people in town have small gardens so maybe a small farming operation could be set up. But then there is always winter...

I'd probably still risk it.