Inept Smuggler Hides Cocaine in Xbox 360

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Lord Cromulent
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Smuggling drugs on Interstate 10? Brilliant. Nobody would ever be suspicious of someone driving 1500 miles along the Mexican border.
 

Steve the Pocket

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blackrave said:
Don't want to start console wars, but you never read articles with titles like
"Inept Smuggler Hides Cocaine in PC"
Just saying...
PC drug-smuggling master race! Woo!

:D
 

lacktheknack

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ThePenguinKnight said:
Idiots.

I smuggle my cocaine in larger bags of pot, they'll never suspect a thing. hehehehe.
Pffft, that's nothing. I cover mine in methamphetamine and simply speed past the cops so they don't have time to see what's on the back seat.
 

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lacktheknack said:
ThePenguinKnight said:
Idiots.

I smuggle my cocaine in larger bags of pot, they'll never suspect a thing. hehehehe.
Pffft, that's nothing. I cover mine in methamphetamine and simply speed past the cops so they don't have time to see what's on the back seat.
I give them the finger that way they see how unpleasant I am so that they'll avoid me.
 

lacktheknack

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ThePenguinKnight said:
lacktheknack said:
ThePenguinKnight said:
Idiots.

I smuggle my cocaine in larger bags of pot, they'll never suspect a thing. hehehehe.
Pffft, that's nothing. I cover mine in methamphetamine and simply speed past the cops so they don't have time to see what's on the back seat.
I give them the finger that way they see how unpleasant I am so that they'll avoid me.
Even better, try firing a gun at them so they'll go away faster.
 

Fasckira

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Treblaine said:
No, I get the logic of the police serving a warning in person being better than trying to mail. What I mean is that here in the UK the police wouldn't even bother to mail a driver for not indicating, they wouldn't do anything. Its just not considered that big a thing.

I think the only time the police would pull someone in the UK for not indicating is if they had endangered other road users (like cutting someone up on the motorway or similar).
 

The Funslinger

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DustyDrB said:
I heard somewhere that that's a hell of a drug.
shameduser said:
15 to 99 years in prison? WTF that's a long time.
I think (keyword: "I'm ill-informed and really have no place making this commentary" "think") that the punishment is steep because they are really trying to be extra hard on drug-trafficking in Texas due to the overall situation around the border. Drug-trafficking goes behind drug-trafficking. It's a very bloody business.
Really seems amazing compared to the fact that possession of class A here in the UK gets you like... 2 years? There's a drug runner attending the same college as me, and the police have put away all his buddies. He, himself apparently has a court hearing at some point and the evidence seems pretty fucking steep. While I'll admit it's a shame he's balls'd up his life (absolutely no job prospects after something like this, etc, he'll end up having to live the rest of his life as a dealer, which he didn't want to do) he's still a fucking idiot and I can't feel sorry for him. It'll just be simpler for everyone when he goes away. Besides all that, he's a wanker anyway. Not that I'd wish that fate on someone for being a bit of a dick, but he's brought this on himself.

Apparently they didn't find any drugs upon raiding his (mother's) house, but they found a total of around 8 grand in cash stashed around it. And I've heard the rumor that they've got him pinned with possession of large amounts of pot, as well as class A.
 

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What gave him away was that he told the police that it was classic 360 unit still working.

Also, two typos in the first two words of the body of the article "Carols Valenuela" should be "Carlos Valenzuela"
 

weirdee

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given the amount of red ringed machines out there, it would have been easy to procure any number of cases

my friend uses two dead xboxes to prop up his working one
 

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The sad thing is that, disregarding the obvious brown brick, this probably had a good chance to be a devious, ingenious strategy for smuggling Cocaine.

Now... if only he wasn't so blatantly guilty.
 

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You guys make it sound like someone has to be seen committing a felony to be pulled over in America, wow. That would be nice I'm in Aus and we get pulled over fairly often just for the sake of it although Victorian police are bad for targeting P-platers.


OT: What an idiot, you would think that by now people would have come up with a better way of smuggling drugs and have learned to have all their packages concealed.
 

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Fasckira said:
Treblaine said:
No, I get the logic of the police serving a warning in person being better than trying to mail. What I mean is that here in the UK the police wouldn't even bother to mail a driver for not indicating, they wouldn't do anything. Its just not considered that big a thing.

I think the only time the police would pull someone in the UK for not indicating is if they had endangered other road users (like cutting someone up on the motorway or similar).
Well the reason cars have indicator lights, and the law requires they always be used is you don't know if you need them to not be dangerous. If they are in the habit of not indicating when they make a turn then they won't be in the habit when it is dangerous as they can't look every direction at once (and very limited vision to the rear) it's good they are encouraged as strongly as possible. The law is the law, you HAVE to indicate and a talking-to and a ticket will hopefully get that to sink in.

The police should take the time and I'm pretty sure they do. My friend drives (by my subjective assessment) recklessly and is pulled over frequently from as minor as not wearing a seatbelt or as little as 4 miles-an-hour over the limit. Before you even suggest it, he's as white as Jeremy Clarkson and shares a lot of his views, anyway he thinks UK police are far too rigorous in enforcing the law.
 

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superbatranger said:
I'd be more impressed if the 360 still worked.
Well, they are pretty light, so I wouldn't be surprised. Although the big giveaway would be when someone realizes your 360 weighs more than 3 pieces of paper.
 

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Therumancer said:
shameduser said:
15 to 99 years in prison? WTF that's a long time.
... and yet it's not enough because people keep doing stuff like this.

To be honest I suspect the guy won't get anywhere near that, the guy is apparently a mule and he'll probably wind up being asked to trade whoever he was porting the drugs for, in exchange for a lower sentence.

Also the cop's story reeks of bullshit, the guy "nervously eyeing the package next to him" during a "routine traffic stop" that just happens to have that much coke? I'd imagine the cop actually got a tip, pulled the guy over, and is using that as an excuse for searching the vehicle to the extent he did. Don't get me wrong, I think the cops should be able to search cars like this, and the search and seizure laws (the way they are interpeted and practiced) are ridiculous, BUT when it goes to court any lawyer worth a crap is going to be all over how the cop justified searching the vehicle... the claim seems rather weak.

I also have to wonder about the brown paper bag that was so obvious, a guy smart enough to divulge the game box cover (in case of a search) doesn't seem like he would have pakced things like that. It makes me wonder about drugs being planted to justify checking the X-box (knowing what he was using as cover, given the tip), or if the guy was under pressure from his boss to run more material than he was able to properly cover, which means he's more than likely going to be willing to cop a deal.

This is all speculation of course, it's just what I think. I doubt he's going to wind up facing the full potential penelties. The authorities probably have an interest in not having the case fully challenged in court due to the search, and the guy in question seems to be in a perfect position to turn on the people who he works for, because if THEY screwed up any other criminal contacts probably won't blame him if he was made to try and transport more drugs than his set up could safely handle.
Put drugs with spare wheel under boot (AKA trunk for yanks)
or
Put it under your bloody seat out of sight
???
Profit

Also, the x360 likely wouldn't work the bricks are a bit big. If you open the case up, you'll see most of the space is the DVD drive and the cooling, the rest is pretty thin altogether so I imagine 1 brick would fit naturally but a 2nd? No way, not unless you took the drive out and maybe the cooling too.
 

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shintakie10 said:
Formica Archonis said:
Grey Carter said:
Carols Valenuela and his friend Charlie - who weighs exactly 1.8kg and is enormously popular at parties - were taking a drive through Texas, when they were pulled over after Carlos failed to signal a turn as an intersection.
Failed to signal? That's either a police officer far from making quota this month or cop talk for "I knew something was up and I needed an excuse to pull him over."
Willin to be cop talk. Unless its a local county law, I don't think I've ever heard of an actual law that states you have to signal before a turn and if there is it almost never is enforced. Also given the way traffic court judges are, if a cop bothered them with somethin ridiculous as not signalin a turn they'd throw the case out and tell them not to waste their time.

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I suppose it's a different country but if you don't signal here in australia (sydney) your a gonna, they will book and fine you, you may even loose points off your licence (then again you may be lucky and get off with a warning) (then again you can be booked for going 1km over the speed limit but most won't book unless you go 5km over)
 

Treblaine

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EDIT: Sorry I completely screwed up the quoting

algalon said:
And ya, I'd question the legality of the arrest. Texas is rather notorious for pulling people over for almost any reason they could think of. Cop's ass itches? Wind blows in an east-westerly direction? That's intuition! Pull over the next car I see! Glad I don't live there.
Hmm, source makes pretty clear it was for a traffic violation.

I try really hard to follow all the road laws and it pisses me off how many times I see other drivers drive recklessly and get away with it. Especially riding a bike the number of times cars suddenly turn across me without any indication, I REFUSE to ride bikes on public roads any more. The police can't catch every infraction, so when they do catch them I'm glad they take the effort to write them a ticket and check they aren't breaking any other laws.

It's really disappointing in the UK how much traffic law enforcement has been automated, yes cameras and average-speed trackers are more comprehensive but there is nothing like being pulled over and being handed the ticket personally to get people to stop driving their potentially deadly machinery like an enraged chimp.

You do have to be pretty low on the personal responsibility stakes to agree to be a drug mule, I'm not surprised so many can't follow basic driving etiquette.

Of all the genuine concerns with law enforcement in Texas, writing tickets to reckless drivers (and following up on suspicious behaviour while doing so) is hardly one of the distinguishing ones.
 

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Grey Carter said:
superbatranger said:
I'd be more impressed if the 360 still worked.
Me too, a classic 360 that hasn't red ringed yet? Unheard of.

*baddumtum etc*
at-last we know why they fail so often they run out of cocaine and cant bare the thought of living any longer.

( dirty ms secrets leaked out! )