Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[-Drifter-]

Pretty much the title. What completely normal words have you typed into Google image search that still somehow turned up porn? If you want to post images make sure they've been properly censored and spoilered.

Most recently I typed in "Nope gif" and got, among other less-than-wholesome material, this:

Spoiler: Not NSFW, but you still probably shouldn't look at it at work

 

[katsumoto03]

One time I typed in porn...

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

 

[oreopizza47]

Well hello there.

I guess for people unacquainted with the ways of the Internet, it's easy to do this. I mean something as little as "lemon" can cause mental trauma. It's a cruel 'net indeed.

 

[Valagetti]

Ha, thats nothing. At work I searched the internet for a picture to print out on poster size. I googled Denmark Churches and some full on erotica came up.

 

[TheScottishFella]

Pretty much the title. What completely normal words have you typed into Google image search that still somehow turned up porn? If you want to post images make sure they've been properly censored and spoilered.

Most recently I typed in "Nope gif" and got, among other less-than-wholesome material, got this:

Spoiler

Hang on I need a minute with that picture.

OT: I looked up chargin in I think I can't remember why but the result where "WTF" and "What is he doing to her?" I can't remember the phrase but I won't forget the pic.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

When I was younger, I Googled one simple word on Image search:

Pokemon.

Need I say more?!

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

See this is what google safesearch is for. On moderate you might get the kind of image in the OP, on strict you probably won't even get that, but when it's turned off... essentially everything will result in porn somewhere on the first "page" of results.

 

[Saviordd1]

When i typed it "Epic boobs"
oh wait...

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Once, I was looking up Uncharted 2 picks for a topic here about good graphics in games. Safe Search happened to be off. A pic of Chloe using the phurba dagger....ah....creatively...came up.

Yeah, not making that mistake again.

 

[SovietSecrets]

This wasn't on Google, but still when I was 7 I looked up the word cheat. I was looking for a cheat code site and the site wasn't cheat, but cheats. Cheat took me to a porn site. Had no idea what the hell it was, but it was so very interesting that I went back many many times.

 

[Berethond]

See this is what google safesearch is for. On moderate you might get the kind of image in the OP, on strict you probably won't even get that, but when it's turned off... essentially everything will result in porn somewhere on the first "page" of results.

Even on strict you still get stuff like in the OP.
It's caused some issues at my school... What with people looking for reference pictures and getting... bad things.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

I once got porn, albeit of the DeviantArt 'Rated 15' kind when searching Frankenstein for an English project.

Blue Waffle

I am so glad I took someone's advice and checked what that meant on Urban Dictionary instead of googling it.

 

[Trivun]

When I was younger, I Googled one simple word on Image search:

Pokemon.

Need I say more?!

No wonder you hate Pokemon now...

Anyway, I had one just a few minutes ago. I was searching for pictures of cute indie girls to post one on another thread, asking what was more important, art or science (I was trying to prove a point to another poster). I searched "art school girl" in Google, and although there wasn't porn per se, there were plenty of NSFW images and erotic images coming up. In the end I just gave up and posted a picture of Florence Welch, which I really should have done in the first place as it proved my point and is someone I have a massive crush on anyway, so...

 

[Xsistence13]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

I unfortunately know what you are talking about. Worst picture ever... -.- If anyone values sanity, don't look up Blue waffle without safesearch.

 

[peter-lavalle]

My boss was trying to explain something to me. I think it was related to the client's request for their website. She insisted I search for pictures of "truck balls" to see what she meant.

She was much happier to find out these "after market add-ons" were available