Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[Mesca]

OT: I looked up chagrin in I think I can't remember why but the result where "WTF" and "What is he doing to her?" I can't remember the phrase but I won't forget the pic.

"That's peculiar, I wonder what he saw.. *googles* AH. *tilts head* Huh."

I had a weird reverse example, I was looking for porn and ended up on.. Fully Ramblomatic (Yahtzee). This was back in like.. 04 mind you, so it was a little bit more obscure. Not remotely what I expected.

On Topic: Looking for cheetah images back in like.. 8th grade and getting furry porn. Geez furries, come on. I just wanted some cheetahs, I didn't wanna see that.

 

[Scarecrow]

Pretty much the title. What completely normal words have you typed into Google image search that still somehow turned up porn? If you want to post images make sure they've been properly censored and spoilered.

Most recently I typed in "Nope gif" and got, among other less-than-wholesome material, this:

Spoiler: Not NSFW, but you still probably shouldn't look at it at work

That is interesting...but is it porn?

 

[Luftwaffles]

Looking up "yoghurt" images at SCHOOL!! for a project. Google images gave me a bunch of brands and a pic that involved a posterior and beads......

 

[Drummie666]

I was doing a class project on some species of fox and ended up with a porn site. I must'v been about six. I closed the page right away. Then I opened it again later when I was alone.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I looked up "people" for a school project once, and it brought up a few, not really pornographic, but rather objectionable images.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

'Squirrels at play' for an artwork project.

This was how I learned Marvel has a character known as Squirrel Girl. Apparently she is fond of squirrels...and Mystique......and Mystique squirrels.

 

[JordanXlord]

Pretty much the title. What completely normal words have you typed into Google image search that still somehow turned up porn? If you want to post images make sure they've been properly censored and spoilered.

Most recently I typed in "Nope gif" and got, among other less-than-wholesome material, this:

Spoiler: Not NSFW, but you still probably shouldn't look at it at work

That pyro...I would totally Hit that

 

[Eumersian]

I put in a standard search for "tube cat", intending to find the location of a famous picture of a cat in a tube. The first result, the first result was a link to a website that claimed to be a link "tube" to all the porn you need.

Luckily, nothing came of it.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

Oh fuck you! GAHHHH IT'S IN MY HEAD AGAIN!

 

[lacktheknack]

"Waffle recipe"

See above.

 

[VegetaPrinceofSaiyans]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

Sorry, but I really fail to see the problem here XD

OT: Quite a few pokemon related searches have turned sour...the most memorable one was probably for Gardevoir, just wanted to check its moveset on Bulbapedia(honest!) and google gave me something a bit more...shall we say, creative.

Honestly though...I'm ok with this

 

[TheJoojo]

*snip*

I unfortunately know what you are talking about. Worst picture ever... -.- If anyone values sanity, don't look up Blue waffle without safesearch.

Now I'm incureably curious. Thanks.

 

[minespatch]

I typed Snufkin in Google image search to find images of how he would look like in the animated series, and I saw many images of him and Moomin being in love and having sex. Strange thing is that I was looking with a "moderate" search.

DAMN IT GOOGLE!

 

[Thedayrecker]

Centaur..... Oh God.... Why?



[sub][small]Why?[/small][/sub]

 

[zHellas]

Blue Waffle

I am so glad I took someone's advice and checked what that meant on Urban Dictionary instead of googling it.

Yeah, after seeing like 3 or 4 posts here on The Escapist saying "Oh, what does that me-OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!" I took the time to Urban Dictionary that.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

Sorry, but I really fail to see the problem here XD

OT: Quite a few pokemon related searches have turned sour...the most memorable one was probably for Gardevoir, just wanted to check its moveset on Bulbapedia(honest!) and google gave me something a bit more...shall we say, creative.

Honestly though...I'm ok with this

Well, with kids in the house it was a bit of an issue. Bookmarked a lot though.

 

[ExileNZ]

Every time I've turned off Safe Search. Ever.

EDIT: Back when I was a kid, my mum looked up Sailor Moon and Card Captors to see what all the fuss was about.
BAD move...

 

[AngloDoom]

'Ned Flanders' while I was an ickle boy to represent Christianity in the media.