Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[Not G. Ivingname]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

It is so hard to resist looking what that means now that everybody has thrown up and thrown many levels of curses at you.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

'Ned Flanders' while I was an ickle boy to represent Christianity in the media.

Wha-? How???

Oh, wait. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106882-Simpsons-Porn-Parody-Induces-Vomiting]

I have to ask-is the junk yellow? Cause that can't be safe.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Minecraft. How is this possible?

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

My IT teacher used to say that one of the younger girls he taught (Maybe grade 4/5) was doing reseach for her project about Chinese figurines.

She typed in "Pretty chinese dolls"

She has to learn the truth about the horribleness of the internet. Only experience can teach you that.

 

[elricik]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

I had the same thing too, that was a fun week.

OT: Human's love porn, thus everything you type it google will eventually lead back to porn if you shift through enough image pages, soon words reach it faster than others.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

One time I typed in 'lolcat' and ended up with porn, proving that porn > lolcats

 

[NotYetForsaken]

I was doing research about lightning photographers. About the 5th page I got the lead from FF13 in a tentacle scene...

It wasn't really right. Let's just say the conversation with my art teacher did not go over to well after that.

Second mistake I made: typing in google and forgetting the first "g."

 

[Noyes33]

Once typed in Xmen, no more is needed to be said. Also my cousin once was trying to find BJ Wholesales and typed BJ.com instead of BJS.com

 

[Audemas]

I Googled foxes for a report I had to do in middle school and the first link was a porn site.

 

[spacecowboy86]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

lately one of my friends has been going around and telling people to google this and find a good recipe for him... he is truly a cruel man.

OT: I've been trying very hard to stay away from things like this, ever since that time in 3rd grade when I had to do that report on foxes...

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Santa... My mind is scarred from this...

Well, that and neverwinter nights...

It's kind of funny sometimes

 

[kypsilon]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

I unfortunately know what you are talking about. Worst picture ever... -.- If anyone values sanity, don't look up Blue waffle without safesearch.

It's an Eldritch horror! Oh God why didn't I let my curiosity get the better of me!? Sweet Jesus, do as the man says and DON'T LOOK IT UP!

 

[prophetoffun]

once i was bored so i typed in "jkl;" like for 20 mins just like jkl;jk;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl; and i got some weird dutch site with boobs that were so big, it just wasnt right.

 

[-Drifter-]

Minecraft. How is this possible?

If there's one rule on earth that truly has no exceptions, it's probably rule 34.

 

[Vykrel]

i remember trying to look up the original xXx movie, but that was a long time ago... so i wasnt specific enough and it brought up a bunch of porn sites lol

 

[spartan231490]

In high school, my friend was bored and so he was reproducing screen-shots of various things in paint. Once he had done pong and pacman, he wanted to try with animated characters, and searched "Disney princesses." His reaction was priceless, he jumped so hard he knocked over his chair.

 

[runedeadthA]

When I was younger, I Googled one simple word on Image search:

Pokemon.

Need I say more?!

W-w-w-with safesearch off? You poor, poor soul...

OT: There was a game we used to play when we got bored in computer class. One person thought of a search term and saw how many pages they got through before finding furrys or porn.

In only ONE example did we make it over 10 pages and that was Mr. Rogers. Bless him.

 

[Creator002]

When I had my N64: Mortal Kombat 4 cheats.

Never knew Midway was into gay porn.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I was like 7 and I searched for Goosebumps, my favorite book series at the time. I was met with many pictures of breasts, and was disturbed.

Did they have goosebumps? If they didn't google lied to you.

I think so.