Insane urges you'll never follow up on

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I've always wondered what it would feel like to jam a pen into my eye. I'd never do it, but I'll always think about it.
 

Captain-Giggles

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Yokai said:
Try and mimic Altair by climbing up the side of a building, then leaping across the street and landing on someone's neck before madly dashing off. Fortunately, my self-preservation instinct kicks in every time.

Oh, also, whenever someone says something that offends me, to straight up deck them in the head. I've never punched a man in anger, and I'm a bit curious as to what it's like...
Well I can't claim in anger, but there is a powerful feeling in punching a man in the head. I had the same urge, but more just wondered what it would be like to deck a person. So my best friend said to me that if he ever did something awful to me, or got retardedly drunk, I could do it. Few years later he gets really drunk, runs up to me and says it's time. I've never felt more of a man, also because I'd never really hit anyone up to that so I was stronger than I thought.

As for my random urge, grab a flight over to Canada to meet a ladyfriend of mine, because some things need to be said in person not over MSN!

EDIT: Man I can't spell today...
 

LiberalSquirrel

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Qitz said:
LiberalSquirrel said:
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OT: Go back to my previous workplace, find that guy that decided it was a good idea to feel me up, stick his hand in my shirt, and generally sexually harass me, and kick him where it hurts. Hard.
and you didn't do this right there.....why?
Mostly because I am not a very violent person by nature. And I was rather used to being groped at work (fun stories I have, for some other time...) so I had gotten used to just slapping guys' hands away and moving on. Considering this was the second-worst harassment I had gotten at that job, and the only one where the action was repeated, I truly regret not doing more.
 

Mr.Pandah

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Dirzzit said:
Mr.Pandah said:
Walk around in a 1940's outfit. Fedora and all.
Does this mean I'm insane?
No, I took it as "the urge itself is insanely hard to resist". I don't have a suit though, and I doubt it would fit me all that well. I don't think I look all that good in suits. But god damnit I want to wear a Fedora and not be judged.
 

wynnsora

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staika said:
I've always wanted to scream something inappropriate to a small child for no reason.
Look on the bright side! When you're old you'll be able to and people will just think you're some cazy old guy.

OT: I have two. Sometimes I'll be standing there at the crosswalk waiting for the lights to change and my mind kind of goes numb and I think to myself, "What would happen if I walked out there right now?" I wonder if they'll stop or not, if they'll just hit me and I'll go over or under the car. Will I instantly die or not? Most people go about ten miles over the speed limit as I live right up against one of the most dangerous roads in the country. Literally one block away. Then whoever I'm walking with taps me, the lights have changed and I just cross, my mind back to normal as if nothing ever happened. The other one is to literally wear day in and day out awesome costumes. Like have costumes as my outfits for every day wear. Dresses, Kimonos, cosplay, authentic historical pieces etc. But I never have out of the fact that I don't have to money for it and I'm always worried I'll just look like an idiot.
 

Julianking93

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dogstile said:
No, you're not :p

Out of curiousity, and the real reason I quoted you (omg!), how the hell did you manage to rack up 25 thousand posts in 2 years?
Not as difficult as it seems. Go look at people who post in Forum games constantly. One friend of mine here got 20,000 posts in 3 months because of that :p

But free time helps a lot. :3
 

BrainiacVeins

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Go fucking nuts. I'm serious. Anything you can imagine I have had the urge to do. And thank Atom I have not done any of it, else I'd be a pile of giblets at the moment xD.
 

Logic 0

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Hijacking a tank because something tells that would get my wanted rating up to six stars.
 

Seanfall

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Rip off all my clothes and running threw the store I work at yelling: "The British are coming the British are coming."

I once had the urge to kick a child across the aisle. But who hasn't that?

But yeah I get a lot of urges to just...go crazy for a few moments.
 

Daniel Allsopp

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This thread gives me a real insight into how humans think. The brain is a bit like a spinning plate: it doesn't require effort to make it unstable, just a lack of effort. Not a good metaphor I know, but I couldn't think of anything better.

Whenever I am in a social situation around people I don't know, I get strong urges to cry, and my eyes water.
 

Vault101

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staika said:
Vault101 said:
staika said:
I've always wanted to scream something inappropriate to a small child for no reason. Also if I ever saw Justin Bieber IRL I would love to scream a lot of things at him (probably because I'm still aggravated about the red button I just had to push) but I could never actually do it because I don't like to do things that would make me look like a psycho.
speaking of justin beibeir, a while ago he was in my city, I fantisied about putting on my white hoodie, somehow going over there (with my pcket knife) and assasinating him right there on stage, assasins creed style

JUST to see the look of horror on those dumb teen girl's faces :D, and it would be even more funny since Im a somwhat young female
You missed a golden opportunity to rid the world of him in an amusing way, I would do it but that would involve me having to either sneak into the concert or buy tickets to the concert and I would rather die than being caught doing either.
well it wouldnt be right, I dont hate justine beiber, just his fans...but ohhh god it would have been worth the life sentance jsut to see them crying...hehehe and I imagine if I did that Id gain somthing of a fanbase
 

The Code

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Shoot someone in the face with a sawed-off 12 guage, strangle someone to death with my bare hands, light someone on fire, slowly eviscerate someone with a rusty X-Acto knife, jump off a waterfall into the water below, tell my grandmother how I REALLY feel about her, decapitate someone, destroy small parts of foreign countries, conquer and/or destroy my hometown, and generally be a sadistic, insufferable prick that rules the world with an iron-fisted stranglehold.

Oh, and to have children.

EDIT: I also get the urge to dance awesomely in public to various songs on my mp3 player.