Inspiring/Memorable/Badass quotes.
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I dont remember it exactly, but it goes something like this...
"The moment you think you know what is going on in a woman's head, is the moment you are well and truly screwed."
-Howard Stark
"If history has taught us anything, other than not to piss off a guy named Ghengis or to put lead in our drinking water, it is that if you are ever going to create something truly incredible, it MUST be the last thing you ever make in your life."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Crenshaw, come on nobody else has done that quote yet?
"One useless man is called a disgrace, two are called a law firm, and three or more are called a congress."
-John Adams.
"Don't dig straight down."
-All minecraft players who have ever taught a friend how to play.
"Any fool can murder, I just do it with style."
-Arcade
"The moment you think you know what is going on in a woman's head, is the moment you are well and truly screwed."
-Howard Stark
"If history has taught us anything, other than not to piss off a guy named Ghengis or to put lead in our drinking water, it is that if you are ever going to create something truly incredible, it MUST be the last thing you ever make in your life."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Crenshaw, come on nobody else has done that quote yet?
"One useless man is called a disgrace, two are called a law firm, and three or more are called a congress."
-John Adams.
"Don't dig straight down."
-All minecraft players who have ever taught a friend how to play.
"Any fool can murder, I just do it with style."
-Arcade
I like ¨
"I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?",
"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered."
and
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. "
"I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?",
"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered."
and
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. "
You will either stand with me or be crushed under my feet but you won't stand in my way.- Shephard to Tali (ME2)
I think Tim Minchin tries too hard, if I'm honest. All his quotes are like that, but coming from him they seem a bit pretentious.Ulquiorra4sama said:
"Ohh, Soldier. Who will they find to replace you? Oh, that's right, ANYONE! AHAHAHAHA!"
The Spah from TF2
Think ther'es already some 11th Doctor on here, but:
"No, Colonel Manton, I want you to tell your men to run away. Those words, 'run away'. I wnt you to be famous for those exact words. I want people to call you 'Colonel Runaway'. I want children to laugh outside your door because they found the house of Colonel Runaway. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me THROUGH THE PEOPLE I LOVE, is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name!"
"No, Colonel Manton, I want you to tell your men to run away. Those words, 'run away'. I wnt you to be famous for those exact words. I want people to call you 'Colonel Runaway'. I want children to laugh outside your door because they found the house of Colonel Runaway. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me THROUGH THE PEOPLE I LOVE, is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name!"
Well, if you think about it i guess you could say most people who try to be both poetic, funny and smart at the same time come across as sort of pretentious. Can't say it's something i'd pick on from a stage persona, but eh.Professor Idle said:
OT: "Life is eternal; and love is immortal; and death is only a horizon; and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight"
-R.W. Raymond
I'm a soldier, znachit ya
(I'm a soldier, meaning that I'm)
I otvyetchik i sud'ya
(Both the defendent and the judge)
Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya
(I'm standing on both sides of the fire)
Ogibaya virazhi, obgonyaya smyert' i zhizn'
(Leaning into the curves, overtaking life and death)
Ya byegu srazit'sya s tyen'yu lzhi
(I'm running to fight with the shadow of a lie)
skol'ko b nityey nye plyol obman
(No matter how many threads deception would weave)
pokazhyet lik svyeta istina
(truth will always illimunate the outline of the light)
Save your tears
for the day
when the pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute
pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth
people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found
Save your tears
for the day
when the pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
Za myechtoyu nakray propasti
(After a dream to the edge of a chasm)
Lish' tol'ko tak mozhno mir spasti
(Only that way can the world be saved)
Ty nye plach',
(Don't you cry,)
Slyozy spryach',
(Hide the tears,)
Ved' nastanyet novyy den'
(Because a new day will start)
Tvoy ogon'
(Your fire)
Sogryevat'
(Will be heated)
Budyet tysyachi syerdets
(By thousands of hearts)
A syeychas podnimis'
(But now get up)
Spryach' podal'shye bol' i strakh
(Hide the pain and fear far)
Pobyedit tot, kto prav
(The one who's right will win)
Znay, chto vsyo v tvoikh rukakh
(Know that everything is in your hands)
Save your tears
for the day
when the pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
-Origa; Rise (theme to Ghost in the Shell; Stand Alone Complex 2nd GIG)
"Za myechtoyu nakray propasti; lish' tol'ko tak mozhno mir spasti" is actually my motto, the whole song is pretty much 100% badarse
(I'm a soldier, meaning that I'm)
I otvyetchik i sud'ya
(Both the defendent and the judge)
Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya
(I'm standing on both sides of the fire)
Ogibaya virazhi, obgonyaya smyert' i zhizn'
(Leaning into the curves, overtaking life and death)
Ya byegu srazit'sya s tyen'yu lzhi
(I'm running to fight with the shadow of a lie)
skol'ko b nityey nye plyol obman
(No matter how many threads deception would weave)
pokazhyet lik svyeta istina
(truth will always illimunate the outline of the light)
Save your tears
for the day
when the pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute
pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth
people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found
Save your tears
for the day
when the pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
Za myechtoyu nakray propasti
(After a dream to the edge of a chasm)
Lish' tol'ko tak mozhno mir spasti
(Only that way can the world be saved)
Ty nye plach',
(Don't you cry,)
Slyozy spryach',
(Hide the tears,)
Ved' nastanyet novyy den'
(Because a new day will start)
Tvoy ogon'
(Your fire)
Sogryevat'
(Will be heated)
Budyet tysyachi syerdets
(By thousands of hearts)
A syeychas podnimis'
(But now get up)
Spryach' podal'shye bol' i strakh
(Hide the pain and fear far)
Pobyedit tot, kto prav
(The one who's right will win)
Znay, chto vsyo v tvoikh rukakh
(Know that everything is in your hands)
Save your tears
for the day
when the pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
-Origa; Rise (theme to Ghost in the Shell; Stand Alone Complex 2nd GIG)
"Za myechtoyu nakray propasti; lish' tol'ko tak mozhno mir spasti" is actually my motto, the whole song is pretty much 100% badarse
"you have enemies? good. it means you've stood up for something in your life"
-winston churchill
-winston churchill
"This is my Ninja. There are many like her, but this one is mine.
My Ninja is my best friend. It is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. My Ninja, without me, is useless. Without my Ninja, I am useless. I must ride my Ninja true. I must drive straighter than other motorists who are trying to kill me. I must evade him before he hits me. I will...
My Ninja and myself know that what counts in this world is not the distance we drive, the noise of her engine, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the skill than counts. We will...
My Ninja is human, even as I, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a lover. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, its parts, her accessories, her chains and her breaks. I will keep my Ninja clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My Ninja and myself are the defenders of Humanity. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life.
So be it, until victory is Humanities and there is no enemy, but peace!"
- Me, after I got Kacela Rey
My Ninja is my best friend. It is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. My Ninja, without me, is useless. Without my Ninja, I am useless. I must ride my Ninja true. I must drive straighter than other motorists who are trying to kill me. I must evade him before he hits me. I will...
My Ninja and myself know that what counts in this world is not the distance we drive, the noise of her engine, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the skill than counts. We will...
My Ninja is human, even as I, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a lover. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, its parts, her accessories, her chains and her breaks. I will keep my Ninja clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My Ninja and myself are the defenders of Humanity. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life.
So be it, until victory is Humanities and there is no enemy, but peace!"
- Me, after I got Kacela Rey
The best iv herd from a comedian I saw a few years ago talking about when he was waiting in an airport.
Kids are running around like hooligans & their brittish father smacks both of them over the head & tells them to sit down & shut up.
A total stranger who thought it was his civil right to stick his nose in someone elses business that wasn't his gets up & says 'In Germany ve do not hit our children like zat'.
The brittish dad turns around with the quick reply of 'Yeah, well in England we dont gas our f***ing jews either!'
I dont know if it counts as a quote but damn it was the best come back I ever herd.
Kids are running around like hooligans & their brittish father smacks both of them over the head & tells them to sit down & shut up.
A total stranger who thought it was his civil right to stick his nose in someone elses business that wasn't his gets up & says 'In Germany ve do not hit our children like zat'.
The brittish dad turns around with the quick reply of 'Yeah, well in England we dont gas our f***ing jews either!'
I dont know if it counts as a quote but damn it was the best come back I ever herd.
"Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." -Sun Tsu
"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way." - George Herman "Babe" Ruth
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives" ? William Ross Wallace.
And now for something completely different, the one line everyone knows from Dirty Harry
"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way." - George Herman "Babe" Ruth
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives" ? William Ross Wallace.
And now for something completely different, the one line everyone knows from Dirty Harry
"Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.
Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else.
Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It?s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them.
Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.
Was Rorschach.
Does that answer your questions, Doctor?"
~Rorschach, "Watchmen"
Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else.
Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It?s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them.
Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.
Was Rorschach.
Does that answer your questions, Doctor?"
~Rorschach, "Watchmen"
"Geth do not infiltrate."
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave your personal synthetic behind. There not allowed on shuttles."
"Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave your personal synthetic behind. There not allowed on shuttles."
"Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."