Insults without swears

[Optimus Hagrid]

You James Blunt?

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

You James Blunt?

My God that's just insulting.

 

[El Poncho]

You monotoned fool. You posh stuck up numpty, Your mum, Your face, Thats what she said.

 

[Aunel]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

when all else fails, use monty python quotes.

OT: you are so stupid you don't even understand the relativity theory.

 

[Insanum]

You spoon fed nancy-boy.

In a posh english accent. Very funny.

 

[Lukeje]

Thou art spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in you!
Scratching could not make it worse, such a face as yours!
Thou smell of mountain goat.
Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Oh yeah. Shakespeare for the win.

Oh burneth! Thou hast been served!

I bite my thumb at you!

OT: you are so stupid you don't even understand the relativity theory.

Which one? Galilean, Special or General?

 

[XJ-0461]

I tend to use "foolish child" as an insult, regardless of the age of the target.

 

[Ophiuchus]

On another site I inhabit, 'hamtoucher' is a regular all-purpose insult. I like it.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

YOU FOUL SIMIAN-FACED PARCEL OF HORSE DROPPINGS

 

[Gaderael]

You silly git! Ya Bloomin' imbecile! Trollop! Crazy Bint!

 

[Ciarang]

You muppet!
You loaf!
You jaffa cake!

Heh heh, it sounds so weird when I type it =P

 

[ae86gamer]

Hush up or I'll kill you with a bag of bagels.


I know, its strange.

 

[Jedamethis]

Why shout words?

MROARGH!

 

[IcyEvils]

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

(which should be replied with)

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......

Monty Python gives me great material to work with and bend to my own insults, but I think that is my favourite.

Otherwise, I have translations for the Chinese they used in Firefly and I'm fond of telling people that they have
The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant

and sometimes when i'm frustrated or a lot is happening
Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews is always a great one.

 

[cloudywolf13]

"The best part of you ran down your mother's thigh after labor."
Also: jerk, idiot, moron, other synonyms for dumb, buttface, etc.

 

[Radeonx]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......

Monty Python gives me great material to work with and bend to my own insults, but I think that is my favourite.

Otherwise, I have translations for the Chinese they used in Firefly and I'm fond of telling people that they have
The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant

and sometimes when i'm frustrated or a lot is happening
Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews is always a great one.

I don't like hamsters.

 

[AvsJoe]

"May Jesus and his donkey defecate in unison in your morning oatmeal."

I got that from a Stephanie Plum novel.

 

[RebelRising]

"You severely-afflicted individual of paltry debating skills!"

"You're a dry fool."

"Sobriety is for the drunk,
Education is for the stupid,
But woe betide mine wonder,
What is there for you?"

 

[Blow_Pop]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......

Monty Python gives me great material to work with and bend to my own insults, but I think that is my favourite.

Otherwise, I have translations for the Chinese they used in Firefly and I'm fond of telling people that they have
The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant

and sometimes when i'm frustrated or a lot is happening
Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews is always a great one.

I don't like hamsters.

I like them for insults

"May Jesus and his donkey defecate in unison in your morning oatmeal."

I got that from a Stephanie Plum novel.

hahahahaha I forgot that one......good mindless reading novels