Insults without swears

[AvsJoe]

"May Jesus and his donkey defecate in unison in your morning oatmeal."

I got that from a Stephanie Plum novel.

 

[RebelRising]

"You severely-afflicted individual of paltry debating skills!"

"You're a dry fool."

"Sobriety is for the drunk,
Education is for the stupid,
But woe betide mine wonder,
What is there for you?"

 

[Blow_Pop]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......

Monty Python gives me great material to work with and bend to my own insults, but I think that is my favourite.

Otherwise, I have translations for the Chinese they used in Firefly and I'm fond of telling people that they have
The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant

and sometimes when i'm frustrated or a lot is happening
Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews is always a great one.

I don't like hamsters.

I like them for insults

"May Jesus and his donkey defecate in unison in your morning oatmeal."

I got that from a Stephanie Plum novel.

hahahahaha I forgot that one......good mindless reading novels

 

[Lukeje]

Throwing fancy latin terms for embarassing medical conditions is a good way to disorientate your opponent.

"You disgusting pile of smegma"?

 

[Daveman]

semen stain

 

[Ack-ack]

i would like to use some of my insults here but then again remembering what this thread is about and who populate it, i dont think a single one of you would understand beyond the first You without dictionary and thesaurus, so ill just leave it at that.

 

[Redingold]

Throwing fancy latin terms for embarassing medical conditions is a good way to disorientate your opponent.

"You disgusting pile of smegma"?

Smeghead...

 

[Cpt. Red]

I hope your kids will be muggles!
and
I wouldn't waste a Teaspoon on you!

EDIT: The Teapsoons shall rise!!!

 

[AkJay]

"You, sir, are just the worst kind of person!"

 

[ThreeWords]

Philistine!

Wiper of other peoples bottoms!

Ragamuffin!

Basically anything that sounds complicated, said in a sufficiently arrogant way

 

[The_Chief]

Throwing fancy latin terms for embarassing medical conditions is a good way to disorientate your opponent.

care to share some?

Hush up or I'll kill you with a bag of bagels.


I know, its strange.

best....insult.....EVER

 

[UpcountryGecko]

Probably been said but you can't go wrong with 'Silly'

 

[fat american]

Kitten hater. If the person doesn't like cats then you can also use puppies.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

you sir are a cynical despicable waste of chromosomes, now go saw your genitals off with a butter knife to stop any pro creation occurring.

you missed a rung on the evolutionary ladder


you feeb!!!

 

[BlackJack47]

Your a waste of oxygen is a nice one.

 

[Azraellod]

i try to avoid swearing in my insults.

then again, i tend to highlight points of stupidity rather then actually go straight for "you are an (insert insult here)"

 

[posom2]

Oh please, the best insults are made up on the spot and tailored to the situation. There are pretty much no good insults on xbox live.

 

[Lukeje]

Throwing fancy latin terms for embarassing medical conditions is a good way to disorientate your opponent.

"You disgusting pile of smegma"?

Smeghead...

Smeg for brains!

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

You are, essentially, an oxygen theif.