interesting quotes

[Ultrajoe]

"He who sees his own doom can better avoid its path. He who sees the doom of others can deliver it."
- Eldrad Ulthran

I love you.

"The only difference between the minds of a scientist and a priest is that the priest is certain"
- Oddly enough, me.

"[insert one of a billion pratchett quotes]"
- Terry Pratchett

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"
- Napoleon

 

[jim_doki]

Trying to discuss music is like trying to dance to archetecture

 

[Jobz]

A couple more on the 'lemon' subject:

"If live gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White

"If life gives you lemons, say 'fuck the lemons' and bail." Surfing Instructor, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

 

[Aardvark]

If God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

If a small animal seeing its own shadow causes six more weeks of winter, why doesn't someone poke the little bastards eyes out?

I had no shoes and I was unhappy. Until I met a man with no feet. So I took his shoes.

If Music is the food of life, why aren't most of the population poisoned and dying?

All I could think of

 

[Graustein]

If God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

Why? What if I LIKE lemons?

 

[Naeberius]

When life gives you lemons clone them and create an army of super lemons.
- Me

I hate what you have to say but I will defend your right to kill me for it.
- Voltron (From Eden: The Zhang Chronicles)

All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.
- Sun Tzu, the Art of War (This is my fave)

 

[666thHeretic]

If life gives you lemons, you clone them, and make super-lemons.
-Clone High

War is where the old and bitter trick the young and stupid into killing each other.
-Sylevster Stallone

So it goes.
-Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Everything Winston Churchill said during WWII.

 

[Xhumed]

Before GWB, there was... Quayle...
Some of his hilarious public speaking gaffs:
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
-Dan Quayle

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
-Dan Quayle
All found here:
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle/

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"If live gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White

One of the only quotes I like by that guy.

On-topic:

"Sir, if you were my husband I'd poison that wine!"-Lady Astor
"Ma'am, if you were my wife, I would drink it."-Winston Churchill

"You're drunk, sir!"-forget
"Yes, ma'am, I am. But you're ugly, and I'll be sober in the morning."-Winston Churchill

"He has all of the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire."-Winston Churchill

 

[Graustein]

"If live gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White

One of the only quotes I like by that guy.

On-topic:

"Sir, if you were my husband I'd poison that wine!"-Lady Astor
"Ma'am, if you were my wife, I would drink it."-Winston Churchill

"You're drunk, sir!"-forget
"Yes, ma'am, I am. But you're ugly, and I'll be sober in the morning."-Winston Churchill

"He has all of the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire."-Winston Churchill

(In the halls of Versailles)
Woman: Mister Churchill, did you know that in your lifetime you've consumed enough alcohol to fill this room up to here? (I forget exactly what height she gestured, I think it was neck-high)
Churchill: *looks around, looks up at the ceiling* *sigh* So much to do, so little time.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I think we can conclude that Winston Churchill is the epitome of dry (forgive the pun) humor.

 

[Graustein]

I think we can conclude that Winston Churchill is the epitome of dry (forgive the pun) humor.

agreed

 

[Aardvark]

Man, if Hitler were anywhere near as funny, the gerries certainly would've given us a run for our money

 

[redivivus]

"Activism is my rent for living on this planet" Alice Walker.

 

[000Ronald]

"See, the thing is, people are like metals; some bend, some break, some don't."
-The Logician

"The truly epic God-Mod is only succesful when you go far beyond what anyone was expecting, while having absolutely no bearing on the plot whatsoever."
-The Ultra Joe

"And if a good person occasionally elbows a cockhead in the eye on the way fucking through, that person is still a good person."
-Sean Bedlam

"And don't you even think about using auto-fire; I'll know."
-Revolver Ocelot

"Y'know, sometimes I wonder if people laugh at me because they think I'm witty and charming or if they think I'm just being stupid. Probably the latter."
-My neigbor, Rob.

All I can think of at the moment.

 

[KefZ_X]

The easiest person to lie to is yourself, your also the hardest person to forgive.

- Abolished

 

[Imitation Saccharin]

So it goes.
-Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
-Robert Frost

Your guy stole that from my guy!

 

[The Sorrow]

A hero isn't someone who dies for his country; a hero is someone who lives for the people in it.
-The Sorrow

 

[BladesofReason]

"Facts are chains that bind perception and fetter truth, for a man can remake the world if he has but a dream, and no facts to cloud his mind."
-Imperial Guard Commander

"If all else fails: duck. As a defensive stratagem it's unreliable, but incredibly reassuring for a moment or two."
-Lord Corvis of Petrax

"Victory does not always rest with the big guns; but if we rest in front of them, we shall be lost."
-Commander Argentius

"The wind whipping across your face as your blades whip across the throats of the foe. It makes the blood sing."
-Hrythar Dreamweave, Wild Rider

"There is no art more beautiful and diverse as the art of death."
-Laconfir of Biel-tan