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Dogbert: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
Dilbert: I'm allergic to citrus
Dogbert: If life gives you lemons, swell up and die
~Scott Adams
"Don't Worry, Be Happy"
~forget
"In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night"
~Jim Carey in The Truman Show
Dilbert: I'm allergic to citrus
Dogbert: If life gives you lemons, swell up and die
~Scott Adams
"Don't Worry, Be Happy"
~forget
"In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night"
~Jim Carey in The Truman Show
From Thucydides, attributed to various:
"Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved."
"The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage."
"Justice will not come to Athens until those who are not injured are as indignant as those who are injured."
"Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved."
"The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage."
"Justice will not come to Athens until those who are not injured are as indignant as those who are injured."
Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth - Sherlock Holmes
Make sure you live life to the fullest, and savour every sandwich - Warren Zevon (god rest his soul)
What is mind, doesn't matter. what is matter? never mind. - Homer Simpson
Make sure you live life to the fullest, and savour every sandwich - Warren Zevon (god rest his soul)
What is mind, doesn't matter. what is matter? never mind. - Homer Simpson
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""Mother! she called in her clear young voice. "Puss!"
Puss was her sister."
-H. G. Wells In the Days of the Comet, Chapter 2, Page 45, Paragraph 3
"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici."
-Gothe, from Faust
-Made famous by V, from V for Vendetta
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""Mother! she called in her clear young voice. "Puss!"
Puss was her sister."
-H. G. Wells In the Days of the Comet, Chapter 2, Page 45, Paragraph 3
"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici."
-Gothe, from Faust
-Made famous by V, from V for Vendetta
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Because the percentage that makes us different as individuals is incredibley small compared to the WHOLE strand...Monkeyman8 said:
Posted this in the "why all the hate for Christianity?" thread, but it's one of the many things that makes me view this guy as one of the most awesome British people ever so I'll post it here too.
Sir David Attenborough said:
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. .....and I'm all out of bubble gum!
Some people are only alive cause it's illegal to kill them.
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes to the bone.
Some people are only alive cause it's illegal to kill them.
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes to the bone.
"(expletive deleted)" Richard Nixon
"Rock and roll was once a threat! But now, it's a Time Life anthology" Chris Chandler
"Don't get me drunk on cheap poetry and try to take advantage of me!" Chis Chandler
The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all.
G.K. Chesterton
I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Terry Pratchett
When I was told I'd contracted this virus, it didn't take me long to realize I'd contracted a diseased society as well.
- David Wojnarowicz on getting diagnosed with AIDS
"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand"
Kurt Vonnegut
"It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide"
Mad Magazine
"Rock and roll was once a threat! But now, it's a Time Life anthology" Chris Chandler
"Don't get me drunk on cheap poetry and try to take advantage of me!" Chis Chandler
The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all.
G.K. Chesterton
I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Terry Pratchett
When I was told I'd contracted this virus, it didn't take me long to realize I'd contracted a diseased society as well.
- David Wojnarowicz on getting diagnosed with AIDS
"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand"
Kurt Vonnegut
"It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide"
Mad Magazine
"Man, do you guys even know what vinyls are? Nah, I'm kidding, I know you do. But these songs aren't gonna be available on mp3. That's okay, though- you can't roll a joint on an mp3! That's how I judge the merit of everything, whether you can roll a joint on it or not. You can't roll a joint on world peace! You can't roll a joint on the Bible! *pause* Yes, you can. You sure can roll a joint on the Bible."
-William Elliott Whitmore (in concert, 10/30/08)
-William Elliott Whitmore (in concert, 10/30/08)
"Always let the other guy have the first punch. That way, you'll be mad enough to kick his ass."-my grandfather
"Unless your opponent strikes you, it's not a fight. It's a massacre."-my Tang Soo Do master
"The only way you could ever disappoint me is if you chose a path in life only because you think it's the choice that would make me proud."-my dad, in regards to my frustration in choosing a major
"Unless your opponent strikes you, it's not a fight. It's a massacre."-my Tang Soo Do master
"The only way you could ever disappoint me is if you chose a path in life only because you think it's the choice that would make me proud."-my dad, in regards to my frustration in choosing a major
Perhaps. They certainly have their moments, but it's not exactly a regular occurence.Spacelord said: