Internet Hugs!

[MrSnugglesworth]

I'm not deserving of hugs.

I'm a bad boy.

 

[ae86gamer]

Snip.

D'awwwwwwww.

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Hug Mrsnugglesworth.

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Yeah, but I love living in the city.

 

[Neonbob]

Hug Mrsnugglesworth.

...you know exactly how I feel about hugging random people.
Especially if they warn me about themselves first.
I can tell. He's a stabby one.

 

[Neonbob]

Oh! SHII-KABOOSH!

Dammit, now I can't cause you imaginary physical harm over the internet because there is no internet in new zeland. Of course if there is no internet in new zeland, the second I land there I would be teleported back to my chair because I can't be launched over the internet if the internet doesn't exist. I wouldn't be relaunched back to New Zeland either, because you failed to specify that launching me was anything more than I one time event.
Now that I have the internet back, I can counter attack!


A torrent of radioactive harlots will launch out of your monitor in 3...2...

You fool!
*arms turrets*
*turrets kill harlots from side of screen*
Ewww...
*gets large fan*
*uses fan to blow the chunks of radioactive things at fluffy*
You never warn your enemy of your attack.
Muaahahaha.

 

[Chris^^]

internet really wouldnt work

but in general hugs are great, really make you feel appreciated, in fact they are one of the most caring things you can ever give to someone i think..

 

[The_Chief]

:Fluffybacon e-shanks neonbob in the face:

Someone just did :O

MotherFUCKER!
Do you know how hard that is to heal?
I'm going to be blind in that eye for a day!
*straps fluffybacon onto rocket*
*launches rocket to New Zealand*
Gah.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LET MY GUARD DOWN?!
...stupid bacon thingy.

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Then I've accomplished what I set out to do.

Hooray!
Now you don't have to kill people with a rusty knife!

am i on that list? i better be. and i havent seen ajb in a long time how is he?

I suppose you should be.

WOOOO!! YEA!!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

will anyone hug me?

OT? e hugs? hmm could you give someone a falcon E-punch?

 

[Stoic raptor]

YAY HUGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Neonbob]

I eat the radioactive harlot chunks. With my mouth..
yummmy.

:Fluffybacon Hugs neonbob:

Now to do not only have every std know to man, you can also throw sweet raves with your radioactive glow!

You know...I think the positives outweigh the negatives here...
*hugs Fluffybacon*
*runs off to cause epileptic fits*

 

[A random person]

I think they're a great part of the lighthearted forum sillyness that I like about The Escapist. I've only given one though, to NeutralDrow.

 

[Ultrasnail]

sounds risky... but either way HUGS FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!

 

[mooncalf]

I love hugs. But a cyber hug? It just wouldnt be the same.

Agreed, where's the human contact? I wonder what kind of people (there will be some...) would actually think "Time to hook up my squeezy jacket."

The opportunity for remote asphyxiation, erotic or malevolent, is a disturbing cloud on the horizon...!!

 

[fat american]

they also are using this technology for cyber-sex. And you thought the hugs were creepy.

 

[Dale Cooper]

Why do people have to hug so much, they've lost all meaning.

 

[AvsJoe]

How do I feel about hugs in general? They're okay. I used to be the guy who would hug everybody, but I don't anymore because a lot of people got creeped out and told me to stop. People just don't like physical contact anymore.

 

[War Penguin]

I like getting hugs, internet or real.
I don't see a difference in an internet hug or a real hug. It's the though that counts.
...
...
...
Hint, hint.

 

[Pimppeter2]

If that ever happened, The Escapist would be so hug filled

 

[azurawolf]

I love hugs. ^^ If someone wants a hug... *stands with arms open* ;D

 

[bluepilot]

I love hugs, but I want a real hug.

Getting a cyber-hug from a straight jacket is a bit like kissing the webcam on skype while your partner holds their cheek against the screen.

Cute, but not the same.

It isnot just hugs, but having someone to cuddle too.

 

[Satin6T]

I give deluxe hugs
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80620711/