Intervention Egg-Timer

[Easton Dark]

A vibrator?!

>_>

well she's definitely being CANDID ISNT SHE

no but really; I was like. wtf. totally out of the blue, dafuq? relevance?

Because she went out to get laid, and look where it got her. Buying a vibrator for the same purpose would have been easier and not with her face partially caved in and herself hanging outside a window.

(It sounds like the average day for a wife in Texas >_>)

 

[Scars Unseen]

There are roughly 7 billion people on this planet. Until you present a signed testimony from at least a small majority of them, I remain unconvinced that almost everybody was complaining. I'll settle for 4 billion.

I believe my demands are reasonable.

Since you'd have to be an idiot or a troll to assume when I said "everybody" I meant everybody on the planet, so I feel no obligation to justify myself to you. When the hell did "everyone" become so anal about language?

Lesson learned: My attempts at humor made at 3AM are not as obvious or effective as my sleep deprived mind believes them to be at the time.

 

[antipunt]

A vibrator?!

>_>

well she's definitely being CANDID ISNT SHE

no but really; I was like. wtf. totally out of the blue, dafuq? relevance?

Because she went out to get laid, and look where it got her. Buying a vibrator for the same purpose would have been easier and not with her face partially caved in and herself hanging outside a window.

(It sounds like the average day for a wife in Texas >_>)

Ah, ic.

Thank you kind dinosaur sir.

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

You going to back up any further from "Still a bit of an exaggeration?" You seem to use hyperbole on a whim and steadily reverse course, so I'm just curious. Perhaps you need to separate your rage from your forum posts or learn what silent majority means.

And you need to lighten up. Holy shit, and I thought I was anal retentive. Look I'd love (and by "love" I mean I'd rather rub my back with a garden claw} to continue this "charming" discussion, but I've got an appointment to get to. Excuse me.

Maybe you'll reconsider future attempts to "whine" (as you put it) and use gross hyperbole.

Honestly want are you arguing for? So he used hyperbole. Everyone knew what he meant... Is the use of hyperbole really such a huge offense to you?

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Oh don't listen to us whiny people, you do whatever you want with this story.

No one whined about the story -_-

No, only everybody including me.

"Everybody?" Go ahead and show us how everyone whined. Any time you're ready.

Ok ok Mr. Technicalities, almost everybody.

Like? Quotes? So far you're the only one complaining here.

]Ok fine!

Spoiler: Quotes

Just kill her off already, and get on with it!!!

He should just let her go and be done with it. I'm sick of her and the pace of this story.

Is this going anywhere? At all? It's paced slower than a Dragon Ball Z fight.

Satisfied?

Nice quotes from a different video thread. I'm still waiting for you to show us how "almost everybody" is whining.

Yes, those aren't from this comic specifically, but they are still referring to this story arc.

Sorry, did you not see the part where I said we are still waiting for you to show us how "almost everybody" is whining? Any time you're ready.

And I did that. Bearing in mind that "almost everybody" was still a bit of an exaggeration. There's also the simple fact that Grey wouldn't have felt the need to comment on the pace of the story if a whole bunch of people hadn't complained about it.

Oohh. So you exaggerated twice and continue to back up when actually asked to support your statements. Nice contribution to the thread.

I'm sure being extremely anal-retentive about pointless things is a huge contribution to this thread as well. Seriously, just drop it.

Pointing out people's errors and requesting they support their claims is a fairly standard part of argument, friend.

Not when you're being this pedantic about it. It's a simple exaggeration, people exaggerate things all the time. You know damn fine what he meant when said everybody was complaining about the story arc. It was obvious he meant a lot of people have been complaining (and a lot of people have been complaining) throughout this story arc, but was just exaggerating it by saying "everybody". You're just trying to be a smart ass about it.

No, sorry, you don't get to throw hyperbole around and be immune from criticism caused by said use. You disliking the fallout doesn't mean it goes away.

Also, you may want to do a little research into something called silent majority.

Hmmmm...

This is quite possibly the stupidest thing to get so pissy over that I have ever seen. In my life. Ever.



Also, I'm one who complained about the pacing last week. There were probably about over a dozen...

... billion people. A dozen million billion people.

 

[Easton Dark]

A vibrator?!

>_>

well she's definitely being CANDID ISNT SHE

no but really; I was like. wtf. totally out of the blue, dafuq? relevance?

Because she went out to get laid, and look where it got her. Buying a vibrator for the same purpose would have been easier and not with her face partially caved in and herself hanging outside a window.

(It sounds like the average day for a wife in Texas >_>)

Ah, ic.

Thank you kind dinosaur sir.

I'm a dragon

[HEADING=1]A dragon[/HEADING]

I'm no baby and I'm no dinosaur. I'm a dragon ;_;

 

[Canadamus Prime]

There are roughly 7 billion people on this planet. Until you present a signed testimony from at least a small majority of them, I remain unconvinced that almost everybody was complaining. I'll settle for 4 billion.

I believe my demands are reasonable.

Since you'd have to be an idiot or a troll to assume when I said "everybody" I meant everybody on the planet, so I feel no obligation to justify myself to you. When the hell did "everyone" become so anal about language?

Lesson learned: My attempts at humor made at 3AM are not as obvious or effective as my sleep deprived mind believes them to be at the time.

Oh, you were joking? My apologies then. You caught me in the middle of an argument with someone else on this thread who chose to nitpick at my choice of words. ¬_¬

 

[antipunt]

A vibrator?!

>_>

well she's definitely being CANDID ISNT SHE

no but really; I was like. wtf. totally out of the blue, dafuq? relevance?

Because she went out to get laid, and look where it got her. Buying a vibrator for the same purpose would have been easier and not with her face partially caved in and herself hanging outside a window.

(It sounds like the average day for a wife in Texas >_>)

Ah, ic.

Thank you kind dinosaur sir.

I'm a dragon

[HEADING=1]A dragon[/HEADING]

I'm no baby and I'm no dinosaur. I'm a dragon ;_;

First world dinosaur problems

>_>

<__<

 

[DigitalSushi]

Oh don't listen to us whiny people, you do whatever you want with this story.

No one whined about the story -_-

No, only everybody including me.

"Everybody?" Go ahead and show us how everyone whined. Any time you're ready.

Ok ok Mr. Technicalities, almost everybody.

Like? Quotes? So far you're the only one complaining here.

]Ok fine!

Spoiler: Quotes

Just kill her off already, and get on with it!!!

He should just let her go and be done with it. I'm sick of her and the pace of this story.

Is this going anywhere? At all? It's paced slower than a Dragon Ball Z fight.

Satisfied?

Nice quotes from a different video thread. I'm still waiting for you to show us how "almost everybody" is whining.

Yes, those aren't from this comic specifically, but they are still referring to this story arc.

Sorry, did you not see the part where I said we are still waiting for you to show us how "almost everybody" is whining? Any time you're ready.

And I did that. Bearing in mind that "almost everybody" was still a bit of an exaggeration. There's also the simple fact that Grey wouldn't have felt the need to comment on the pace of the story if a whole bunch of people hadn't complained about it.

Oohh. So you exaggerated twice and continue to back up when actually asked to support your statements. Nice contribution to the thread.

I did back up my statements and you scoffed at my evidence because it wasn't from this thread specifically even though I wasn't talking about this thread specifically; in fact I was specifically referring to previous Critical Miss comic threads which makes my evidence even more relevant. So you can't say I didn't back up my statements.

Sorry, did you not see the part where I said we are still waiting for you to show us how "almost everybody" is whining? Any time you're ready.

canadamus_prime is right, I wanted to see the comments specifically to see if there would be lots of criticism again, and how people would react to the remark about the pacing. Just look through the threads for previous Critical Miss's in this story arc.

Edit: on a side note, if a name's first letter isn't capitalized, and I use this name to begin my sentence, should I capitalize it?

Thank you.

You going to back up any further from "Still a bit of an exaggeration?" You seem to use hyperbole on a whim and steadily reverse course, so I'm just curious. Perhaps you need to separate your rage from your forum posts or learn what silent majority means.

Can you stay on topic please, you are merely bashing another users post there.

 

[Scars Unseen]

There are roughly 7 billion people on this planet. Until you present a signed testimony from at least a small majority of them, I remain unconvinced that almost everybody was complaining. I'll settle for 4 billion.

I believe my demands are reasonable.

Since you'd have to be an idiot or a troll to assume when I said "everybody" I meant everybody on the planet, so I feel no obligation to justify myself to you. When the hell did "everyone" become so anal about language?

Lesson learned: My attempts at humor made at 3AM are not as obvious or effective as my sleep deprived mind believes them to be at the time.

Oh, you were joking? My apologies then. You caught me in the middle of an argument with someone else on this thread who chose to nitpick at my choice of words. ¬_¬

That was the joke. As I said, not as obvious as I thought at the time, but I assure you, the joke is hilarious when you haven't slept in over 24 hours.

 

[Monster_user]

That was the joke. As I said, not as obvious as I thought at the time, but I assure you, the joke is hilarious when you haven't slept in over 24 hours.

I thought it was funny, and well suited to the conversation at hand. Something that should have diffused the situation, but instead backfired. Oh, well. Can't when them all I suppose.

Anyway, as DigitalSushi has declared the conversation over, back on topic.

As disturbing as this comic is, at least it has some actual humor in it, it does help with the pacing. It was getting rather long and slow as we have discussed, and I too am looking toward a resolution to this story line.

I must admit though, I would still have seen this story line through. Mostly out of morbid curiousity.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

There are roughly 7 billion people on this planet. Until you present a signed testimony from at least a small majority of them, I remain unconvinced that almost everybody was complaining. I'll settle for 4 billion.

I believe my demands are reasonable.

Since you'd have to be an idiot or a troll to assume when I said "everybody" I meant everybody on the planet, so I feel no obligation to justify myself to you. When the hell did "everyone" become so anal about language?

Lesson learned: My attempts at humor made at 3AM are not as obvious or effective as my sleep deprived mind believes them to be at the time.

Oh, you were joking? My apologies then. You caught me in the middle of an argument with someone else on this thread who chose to nitpick at my choice of words. ¬_¬

That was the joke. As I said, not as obvious as I thought at the time, but I assure you, the joke is hilarious when you haven't slept in over 24 hours.

Don't blame yourself. That argument put me in a rather foul mood so I wasn't exactly in a frame of mind to see the humor in anything.

 

[WorriedSandwich]

There are roughly 7 billion people on this planet. Until you present a signed testimony from at least a small majority of them, I remain unconvinced that almost everybody was complaining. I'll settle for 4 billion.

I believe my demands are reasonable.

Since you'd have to be an idiot or a troll to assume when I said "everybody" I meant everybody on the planet, so I feel no obligation to justify myself to you. When the hell did "everyone" become so anal about language?

Lesson learned: My attempts at humor made at 3AM are not as obvious or effective as my sleep deprived mind believes them to be at the time.

Oh, you were joking? My apologies then. You caught me in the middle of an argument with someone else on this thread who chose to nitpick at my choice of words. ¬_¬

That was the joke. As I said, not as obvious as I thought at the time, but I assure you, the joke is hilarious when you haven't slept in over 24 hours.

That joke is the funniest thing I've seen on the internet today, and I blew an hour on reddit earlier.

Capthcha: hairy eyeball... &#3232;_&#3232;

 

[PapstJL4U]

:/

btt: thx for the revision on the pacing. so far i liked the story.^^

 

[Mortons4ck]

I'd prefer you guys have the comic move at whatever pace you think it should go, rather than have us tell you how fast it should go. None of us know where exactly you are going with this, so if we wanted you to hurry up and "get to the good part", we could ruin the build up or miss some important detail that you guys originally had lined up.

I don't mind the pace you guys are going at, so please keep going at whatever pace you think is best

Yeah, I didn't really have problems with the pacing either. I don't know why everyone else is complaining.

 

[Harold Hansen]

That five minutes of her time is ticking. Does she really need every second??

 

[Sejborg]

Still hanging from the window... zzzzZZZzzzzZz

 

[RJ 17]

"Next time I'm just going to buy a vibrator."

Holy crap! This guy's inversion therapy actually worked! Erin has already stumbled upon the key/answer to ALL female problems!

(For those that can't notice, the above statement was a joke. Lighten up.)

 

[hooksashands]

The more people who get pissed and whine about this comic, the funnier I find it.

 

[Eric the Orange]

"Next time I'm just going to buy a vibrator."

Holy crap! This guy's inversion therapy actually worked! Erin has already stumbled upon the key/answer to ALL female problems!

(For those that can't notice, the above statement was a joke. Lighten up.)

Don't you tell me to lighten up, I will be morally outraged if I want to.