Introducing: me

[Mr Montmorency]

Hello.

Post count +1

Thanks!

 

[JacobyPAX]

I like movies an awful lot, and can answer pretty much any cinema (or music) trivia you throw at me.

What's the name of the chemical talked about towards the end of Serenity.

 

[Aunel]

Hey there folks!

My name is Kennedy, and I'm new here, so I would like to introduce myself. I'm already getting a wide look at how things work around here.

But anyways, here we go:

• I like listening to music, I totally love alternative rock, and classic rock.
  I collect old vinyl records and tapes, I have amassed 150 vinyl records and 200 cassettes and I expect to double them by the end of 2010.
  I like movies an awful lot, and can answer pretty much any cinema (or music) trivia you throw at me.
  I'm half american, half canadian. My dad works at the embassy, that's why we all live in Canada. I have both nationalities.
  I have an older sister(Susan, 30) and a twin brother(Oliver, same age as me. Duh!).
  Susan, my older sister once worked at Google, down in Irvine, CA. Quality assurance.
  I like cold weather. I can't stand the heat. Beaches are ok.
  I don't like seafood.
  I can speak english, français, español und deutsch(but just a bit).
  I can't drive. I need to be driven to places.
  I have a vast knowledge of the history of music, yet I can't play any instrument.
  I have decent rhythm, yet I can't dance.
  I'm a cat person, although I owned dogs too.
  I'm a fond believer of hinduism, yet I don't believe in any kind of god-like creature.
  I don't like sports. But I play basketball sometimes, and played volleyball in high school.
  I am an avid boxing fan. My favorite boxer is Muhammad Ali.
  I don't believe in favorite colors. Mine is red.
  I wasn't named after the 35th president. I was named after the airport.
  I don't drink tea. Coffee only.
  Me and my family used to travel a lot, back when the economy was not-shit.
  If elected, I promise to repair health care and give everyone candy corn.
  I don't get why all the vuvuzuela jokes start in the 19th world cup, despite they existing for at least the last 10 world cups.

And I think that's it. Any questions?
Pleasure to meet you in advance!

yes, did I get cloned, but it didn't work very well and my "private parts" where demolished
and that became you?

(to all you biology nuts out there:I know us MEN have a X and a broken Y chromosome, and that the superior female race has 2 complete X's)

but welcome, I'm the local bass player, but unlike you I can't keep rhythm so I make up to it by slapping twice as hard and 3 times as fast!


oh and you're named Kennedy which reminds me of Myles Kennedy, which makes you awesome.

 

[no oneder]

Welcome!

I'm a fond believer of hinduism, yet I don't believe in any kind of god-like creature.

Interesting, can you explain more?

Yeah, I can see my mistake. I'd explain, but it's kind of a loop hole.

 

[Tharwen]

Feel free to accept this spoiler full of welcome:

Spoiler

Welcome!

I suppose my only question would be to ask how you got here.

How did you get here?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Why the fuck do people feel the need to announce their presence?! No one gives a fuck! Hey, this just in: You've just lost your internet anonymity dumb-ass! Ha ha, just kidding. We do a lot of that here. Welcome to the Escapist. I'm Josh, better known as Blindswordmaster. Enjoy our stay and we look forward to your posts.

 

[tomtom94]

Hi. Someone more well known than me should be along with the welcome message shortly.

The gist is just make sure not to piss everyone off and you'll fit in fine.

I would argue that one only needs to care about pissing off the mods. A heated argument is a heated argument. No reason not to be involved in what you participate in because other people may disagree and take offense, as long as it is done in a proper, orderly and not explicitly profane/vulgar fashion.

You. Outside. Now!

I jest. Honestly, you try and help a newbie out and this is what happens...*gets coat*

EDIT: 1500th post! Woo.

 

[Lust]

Alrighty.

Welcome, friend. Is there by any chance you're a manga/comic book fan?

 

[LongAndShort]

Welcome mate. Nice to meet you, hope you enjoy it here.

 

[Motiv_]

Welcome. Just avoid the attic, basement, and kitchen, you'll do fine here. I suppose your opinion on ducks is a positive one?

 

[p3t3r]

well hi you seem 85 posts in one day that pretty good it took me over a year to get over 1000 posts.

why did you decide to join the escapist?

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Welcome to the Escapist, Kennedy! Hopefully, someone will quickly show up with the official introductions since I don't know it (but I will find it out if no one else give you it).

Also, if you could refer to me as King, Lord, or Your Highness, that would be awesome (and completely optional). Then again, you probably shouldn't do that, an ego boost would be bad for me.

 

[tobi the good boy]

welcome and good day to you, may you continue to not be dead

 

[Darkblaven]

Welcome to the escapist!
What is your opinion of oven mitts and other kitchen appliances?

Uhm... they are nice. Except maybe dishwashers. Those guys are assholes.

Hey! leave the dishwashers alone! I'm in a dishwasher gang ya know!

 

[Skobvs]

Welcome to the escapist, you've nearly beat my post count and I've been here a while! Vinyls eh? Good stuff.

 

[That One Six]

I would give you the welcome speech, but I don't know it. I'll leave that to someone with a 5-digit post count.

Anywho, hope you have fun here, and, unless we happen to digitally meet again, g'bye.

 

[Jaranja]

Welcome.

Don't go in the basement...

No seriously, stay the fuck out of there.

 

[Hazy]

Welcome.

Don't go in the basement...

No seriously, stay the fuck out of there.

I put a Brokencyde album on loop to drive the poor souls who found their way down there mad.

I'd do as he says.

Also: welcome! Always nice to see new members.

 

[PoliceBox63]

STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!

SSSSHHHHH...

 

[Aura Guardian]

Welcome to the Escapist