Invaders must die.

[kannibus]

Due to the disgusting habits of my room mates, the townhouse we were renting was soon infested with mice. They used to scurry around in the space between the basement ceiling and the ground level floor. As my room was in the basement, this annoyed me to no end. As such, I very carefully took a few Cheeto's and excavated their insides. Into the hollow cavity I put my own brand of rat poison, namely the most toxic chemicals that I could find under the sink.

I then put a small hole into my ceiling and put the Death Cheeto's where the mice would find them. Next morning, they came scurrying in as usual. A few minutes pass and then all I hear is the sound of rodents fleeing as fast as they could.

That was an extremely cackle worthy moment for me.

 

[fer-sure]

Shotgun. Just go hunting. Load your barrel with some buck shots and shoot up the joint

obviously you've never watched Ratatouille

 

[fer-sure]

Did he speak in a southern US accent while doing it?

No. I don't think he's ever been to South America.

And I'm pretty sure he didn't want to hit them. He just wanted to drive them away.

Sweet merciful crap, i LOL'D so hard, please tell me the South America thing is a joke, PLEASE! I live in Australia and even I know what he meant, oh this is too much, LMAOOOOOOOO.

OT: I don't mind them too much, I just hate being startled when I see one. I try not to kill them and just send them on their merry way outside the house.

 

[Yorgmiester]

My basement has spiders galore, and not just the small ones that dangle over me by a thread while I'm in the shower, no, the most common ones are those gigantic wolf spiders that I mistake for my cat >.>

Those things are awful! I pick up my backpack or shoes or something, and BAM! There's this huge-ass, insectoid killing machine staring up at me like it wants to latch onto my face and plant eggs down my throat while chewing my eyes out. Then you try to smush it and it darts off into the corner where my computer is, and I can't find it, and then the rest of the day is hell, cuz I'm just sitting there, waiting for it to come sneaking up my leg or suddenly appear from underneath my keyboard. Vile, vile creatures. I hate them. So I've declared a Vendetta against all wolf spiders.

And my bedroom is infested with mice. Or rats. Not sure which. They make scuffling, sniffling sounds in the walls at night. Doesn't really bother me that much anymore, since I've gotten used to it, and they don't cause any harm. Yet.

 

[Azraellod]

Sweet merciful crap, i LOL'D so hard, please tell me the South America thing is a joke, PLEASE! I live in Australia and even I know what he meant, oh this is too much, LMAOOOOOOOO.

If it's a reference to a movie or something, then I probably wont get it. These things tend to go over my head, due to my disinterest in them.

I'd assumed it was a reference to something, but I had no idea what, so I answered honestly.

 

[Puzzles]

I had to remove a spider the other day.

I caught it in a cup and slipped a sheet of paper underneath, and took it outside.

Then I thought, fuck it - spider wants me dead, and I Morteined his ass.

I hope there are no spiders in hell.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Well the only insect that really bothers me is Wasps. During the summer time if a Wasp manages to find it's way into my house, you can be sure as hell that it is not getting out alive.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Tennis Raquet.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Sweet merciful crap, i LOL'D so hard, please tell me the South America thing is a joke, PLEASE! I live in Australia and even I know what he meant, oh this is too much, LMAOOOOOOOO.

If it's a reference to a movie or something, then I probably wont get it. These things tend to go over my head, due to my disinterest in them.

I'd assumed it was a reference to something, but I had no idea what, so I answered honestly.

I meant Southern USA, not South America. Like, a stereotypical redneck accent.

I guess it's because when I read that I imagined a redneck firing out the window at random pests.

 

[Jharry5]

If there are any pests in the house, I try and get rid of them without killing them (unless its rats, mice or flys). I'll make an exception for wasps though - I hate the damn things.

Spiders though, I try and keep alive. Not sure why...

 

[HotFezz8]

it only bothers me if they actually cause a problem. mostly i would have them exterminated though...