Irn Bru!
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It shows just how much Pepsi and Coke overprice their shit, when you can get a can of Irn Bru for 39p.7moreDead said:Ja suis adore le Irnbru...But Often bru threads get so out of hand...I am not sure why it could be the madness that one gets just thinking about its sweet sweet taste or gods know what...Daystar Clarion said:Let me ask you a question. A very important question.
When was the last time you drank the sweat of god?
If your answer is anything other than 'I'm drinking it right now' then shut the hell up and feast on my teats of knowledge.
Don't push, there's enough to go around.
When you think of Scotland, what comes to mind first?
Kilts?
Sean Connery?
Haggis?
Unintelligible English?
Those are all good answers, but they are all wrong.
The right answer is Irn Bru
It's okay, I'll give you a minute.
Notice the colour?
Does it look familiar?
Okay, I'll giver you another minute, but no more!
There is a direct and infallible correlation between the consumption of Irn Bru and the colour of a Scot's hair colour.
But this isn't why Irn Bru is the best soft drink in the Omniverse.
Irn Bru is the only soft drink that has caused wars.
Remember Brave Heart
Ignore Gibson, he's not important.
Notice the background?
Has your mind been blown?
The First War of Scottish Independence wasn't fought for independence, no, the Scots wanted to keep the secret formula to themselves, the treacherous bastards.
This wasn't like the American Revolution, oh no, we didn't really give a toss about them.
No, this was a war the English were not willing to back out of.
The Great British Food God demanded that the knowledge of the Bru be shared by all his people so that discord may not be sowed.
"But Daystar, you furtive pygmy you, Why Irn Bru and not Iron Brew?"
That's a good question.
And now for some actual facts (no, really).
Well, back in the day, a drink could only be labeled 'brew' if it was actually brewed. As we all now know, Irn Bru is not brewed, it is sweat from the mighty pits of god himself, so how was this obstacle overcome?
Change the name? No, that would be to admit defeat. Take out a couple of letters, that should fool 'em.
And it did.
To this day, Irn Bru outsells Coca Cola (blasphemous American beverage) in it's home country.
It's so good that cows consider it a personal insult not to be consumed with the beverage.
See?
And cows never lie.
Never.
This a IB thread from about 16 months ago on a MTB forum...
Someone broke the chain of goodness so I had to step in an fix it unforunately I had finished my bru and had to improvise...
Also the people that should rule the UK (Barr) have limeade which is possibly the best green liquid man has made...
It's also stupidly cheap!
Irn Bru. When I'm away from Scotland, and I feel the pangs of home sickness, Irn Bru makes me feel better. :3
Irn Bru - made from girders.
Irn Bru - made from girders.
Find a place that caters to the Scottish, or at least has a lot of international stuff. Superstore carried it, but that was years ago. No idea about now.bullet_sandw1ch said:
I....
Can I lock this for low discussion?
*gets beaten up by the cow* Oh gawd! The almighty power of Irn Bru has halted my banhammer! Must... Not.... Be sucked into its glory....
All hail Irn Bru. @_@
Can I lock this for low discussion?
*gets beaten up by the cow* Oh gawd! The almighty power of Irn Bru has halted my banhammer! Must... Not.... Be sucked into its glory....
All hail Irn Bru. @_@
I See your crude Scottish sparkling beverage, and raise the Nectar of the gods.... or the French,.Daystar Clarion said:
If it's a competition between Irn Bru and this....
Give me Nectar, sod you scots and your Hydrochloric Acidic drink thinly disguised as a soft drink
But they do. You can occasionally find it in Irish/Scottish pubs and Brussels' larger or more exotic shops. Not saying it's easy, but it's possible.RustlessPotato said:
Maaaaade in Scotlaaaaand from Giiiiirders, unpronounceable tooooooo, it's Baaaaarrs IIIIIIRN BRUUUU!!!!!
Nice. I can't believe some colonial* fool thinks Mountain Dew is better. I once tried some just out of curiosity and not only was it bland and tasteless, my penis and testicles were instantly sucked into my body and replaced with a vagina. In a panic I ran down the shops (pausing only for a quick schlick to see what all the fuss was about), bought a can of Bru and swigged it down. Luckily, thanks to the power of Irn Bru, my penis and testicles then grew back, twice the size of before. So let that be a lesson to you all, drinking mountain dew will give you a vagina (the effect it will have on those already in possession of one is currently unknown, although all those triple cunted hookers Yahtzee keeps going on about have to come from somewhere).
*Holy shit, just looked at his profile...he claims to be British. We must execute this traitor immediately.
Nice. I can't believe some colonial* fool thinks Mountain Dew is better. I once tried some just out of curiosity and not only was it bland and tasteless, my penis and testicles were instantly sucked into my body and replaced with a vagina. In a panic I ran down the shops (pausing only for a quick schlick to see what all the fuss was about), bought a can of Bru and swigged it down. Luckily, thanks to the power of Irn Bru, my penis and testicles then grew back, twice the size of before. So let that be a lesson to you all, drinking mountain dew will give you a vagina (the effect it will have on those already in possession of one is currently unknown, although all those triple cunted hookers Yahtzee keeps going on about have to come from somewhere).
*Holy shit, just looked at his profile...he claims to be British. We must execute this traitor immediately.
I haven't had Irn Bru for years, all I remember about it is this advert. I know this isn't for original Irn Bru, but same difference...
I used to drink Irn Bru to excessive levels. Can't stand the stuff anymore, just gone completely off it for some reason. Mostly drink tea and fresh orange juice now.
The power of the Irn Bru Cow is undeniable.sky14kemea said:
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Screw you and your carbonated liquids. Mint tea is the only substitute for water. Only the poshest of posh people are allowed to drink it. Now, bow before my poshness daystar and meet your end!!!
there is only one shop near me that still actually sells irn bru and that a good trek away and then its still hit or miss if they have it in, i dont even think the asda near here stocks it any more..... i now miss it.....
Checks profile.GethBall said:
> Lives in Australia.
> Claims to be posh.
Laughs were had all round.
Ahhh.....But the thing is...... I'm half british, so therefore I have claim to the title of being called posh. You are just jealous of my mint tea drinking skills aren't you? You could have been posh like me but you chose your pityful carbonated liquids over tea. Now, aren't you supposed to be bowing before me?Daystar Clarion said:
Holy shit I just noticed that rhymed, if only I had more time, then I could make a longer....ummmmm...... rhyme?