How about:RobCoxxy said:
Vault Dweller, he was boppin' around
Vault Thirteen like a big playground
When he got kicked out and sent to find
A stupid water chip from an earlier time
He got kinda bitter but had to go
To Shady Sands, Boneyard and The Glow
Found a lotta guns and lotsa grenades
Sent the crazy old Master to his grave
So he got the water chip and saved the Vault
But the Overseer still said it was his fault
So he couldn't stick around and he had to go
And he founded a village called Arroyo
And legends popped up about what he did
Then he put away his suit and spawned some kids
But for unknown reasons he went away
And the Chosen One was left to save the day
This is the Ultimate Canon of Nuclear Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions destroyed humanity
And if someone can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Canon of Nuclear Destiny
The Chosen One passed the Arroyo test
Out of everyone who tried, he was the best
So they gave him a spear and the shaman dude
Trained him up in drugs and not being rude
And they sent him away for a stupid G.E.C.K.
'Cause the crops in Arroyo were dying wrecks
Went to Modoc, Vault City, even New Reno
Got married somehow, made his wife a ho'
Had Deathclaw Omelets for every meal
Then he found the Enclave and $#!+ got real
Cleared Vault 15 of the Death-claw horde
And made his way out to the Frisco shore
While the Enclave nabbed his entire tribe
For a genocide plot they were trying to hide
And the Shi and the Cult both needed fuel
So the Chosen One played 'em both off as tools
This is the Ultimate Canon of Nuclear Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions destroyed humanity
And if someone can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Canon...
He sailed to do battle, on a rickety tanker
To the Enclave oil rig; he blew up and sank 'er
With a nuclear device, which was kind of ironic
And sailed away with his tribe, faster than Sonic
Who's a hedgehog of blue with not a connection
To Fallout at all, yet he's here in this section
And the Chosen retired, with his boat and his ho'
With his tribe to rebuild, at New Arroyo
Then another Vault Guy from One-Oh-One
Liam Neeson's your Dad ('cause you're his Son), and
Colin Moriarty, Dukov's party,
Mister Burke and his pal Al Tenpenney,
Brotherhood, Outcasts, Colonel Autumn, John Eden
Every single alien from Mothership Zeta,
Desmond the Ghoul, Harold the Tree
And a giant battle robot called Liberty
All came together in Fallout 3
Then we had New Vegas continue the tale
With Courier Six shot delivering mail
As the NCR stood on the Hoover Dam
Against the Legion's best, in House's plan
And the fight raged on for centuries
And billions died, but eventually
Their champion stood, and there was none better:
It was Arcade Gannon in a bloodstained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Canon of Nuclear Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions destroyed humanity
And if someone can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Canon...
This is the Ultimate Canon...
This is the Ultimate Canon...
Of Nuclear Destiny
