"...Cheats not good enough for you eh? They might be old and pointless to you, but I can tell ya, when I was a kid, the cheats were part of the fun. Before we had the internet that could run at a bajjilion bytes a second, at monthly fees, we had dial up, BLOODY DIAL-UP!! It would screech like a cat being castrated when you booted it up, it take you forever to find a cheat site, (no goggle to do the work for ya, little lazy ingrates!), and it would drain ya money away faster than a cheap german prostitute! No we hunted down those game magazines, scan the reviews, and dug out the golden nuggets at the back, the cheat codes. Bloody marvelous things to! Wanted all the weapons in Robocop Vs Terminator? Bam! You got it! Tekken 2 a little dull to you? BAM! Big heads cheat! Find that minecart level on Donkey Kong Country too hard for ya? Well you wouldn't know about the secret shortcut, unless you looked it up! Oh, and some months, some months, you get a book with the mag with all the cheats in, it was like a sacred tome! it was! You could throw away all those scraps of paper, and put those mags to safe keeping, as you had the book. I remember how much we worshipped those books. When you had the book, you had power amongst men! Kids would come from far and wide to ask you, keeper of the tome of secrets on how to get to the last level on Rayman! Yes cheats, they were glorious! Better than all this quick-save rubbish!!...."
Plus, Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds was a heck of a lot more fun WITH cheats.
(Although a multiplayer game with cheats on ends up as a: "who can type "forceore" the fastest" The Video Game, as with forcebuild on, the game essentially loses all of its Age Of Empire-eskue strategy, and becomes a game of "My Army is bigger than yours!")
