I don't think most Americans are stupid ... but then again there's enough of you guys pledging your support to the TEA party, Glenn Beck and all those arseholes who, to the legally sane outsider, appear to have stepped out of a cartoon set in bizarro crazy land that it's almost certainly going to swing the balance of power in the senate AND house of reps. What the hell?
(My theory with them is that they're just incredibly bitter at 51% of their countrymen having voted for a president that embodies everything they hate with a burning passion, particularly equality, which is apparently a sign that you're a godless communist rather than... yknow... christian in your beliefs... Think about that for a bit. Though there's plenty of reasonable human beings with sympathies on either side of the house, the more fundamental Republicans strike me as VERY sore losers, which is a Bad Thing politically speaking, and I'm not going to risk automatically losing my own argument by pointing out why.)
As for finding places on a map, the stereotype is one of an American tourist being the one who looks for Lie-sessta square in Leicester itself, asks where you have to go in London to get to Scotland and all that, being shocked that there's a whole lot more landmass to france than la tour eiffel and the louvre placed neatly inside the circuit of the arc de triomphe (and that people can actually drive around it without dying or getting lost)... etc etc. It's maybe unfair, but stereotypes tend to arise from common, true situations before getting twisted into a cariacture.
I'm not too surprised though. The states are VAST. Seriously. If I try to look around an area of the country on Gmaps at about the same scale that would let me view the entire of, say, Wales or Denmark, I end up getting lost and not even knowing which end of it I'm at. The list of major cities alone is just stupid, it's little wonder there's no mental space left with which to pay attention to the layout of a world that doesn't much affect you unless you go out and purposefully travel around it - or even to work out quite where you are amongst it.
Besides, navigational/cartological blindness (I hesitate to use "geographical" because technically geography is the study of environmental features and systems, not the arrangement of human places - unless they affect said environment) isn't an exclusively US thing. It's just more obvious for some reason, possibly because it's a populous and powerful country. Amongst my own family and friends the skill level varies wildly, from almost autistically good with no concept that other people could have trouble/aren't bleedin' psychic (a certain friend

), down to absolutely hopeless and barely able to find their way home WITH a Satnav (my brother, who couldn't even figure out how to get north/south out of our home city, or what the nearest neighbours were, even with a map and following the signs - I wouldn't dare set him loose in Europe).
Warbygen said:
You could name nearly all the countries in the world?
You have to be shitting me. There are roughly 200 recognised countries in the world (it goes up and down depending on whether you count independent states etc.)
I'll be impressed if you can name 50 off the top of your head.
Having actually made a quiz based off naming all the countries in Europe (the continent, not the union) on a blanked map, I'll rise to that challenge. No cheating.
For a start... The United Kingdom of Great Britain containing 1. England, 2. Wales, 3. Scotland, 4. Northern Ireland (and notionally the Isle of Man, Berwick on Sea, the Channel and Falkland Islands and Gibraltar); 5. The Republic of Ireland (Eiréann); 6. France, 7. Belgium, 8. Luxembourg, 9. Liechtenstein, 10. Holland/The Netherlands (Nederland), 11. Denmark, 12. Germany, 13. Austria, 14. Switzerland, 15. Portugal, 16. Spain, 17. Andorra, 18. San Marino, 19. Monaco, 20. Italy; The former Yugoslav states of 21. Slovenia, 22. Croatia, 23. Serbia, 24. Montenegro, 25. Bosnia (incl. Kosovo, can't remember if they actually gained independence yet), 26. Macedonia; 27. Greece; The former Czechoslovakia, ie 28. Slovakia and 29. The Czech Republic; 30. Poland, 31. Hungary, 32. Romania, 33. Bulgaria; The former Soviet provinces of 34. Lithuania, 35. Estonia, 36. Latvia, 37. Ukraine, 38. Georgia, 39. Khazakstan (yes honestly), (insert a fortieth one here whose entry to the Eurovision contest I can remember vividly, but not the actual country name) aaaand 40. RUSSIA (west of the Urals); 41. Norway, 42. Sweden, 43. Finland, 44. Israel, 45. Palestine, 46. Jordan, 47. Syria, 48. Malta, 49. Turkey, 50. Vatican City.
Crap, I've missed someone somewhere. There were like 54 in total I could swear....
51. Iceland?
52. Sealand

53. That ex-USSR one mentioned above....
54. ??? (probably either another ex-Soviet, or "Holy Land" state)
And that's without going into Africa (which is a whole other game in itself), the Arabian peninsula, Indic subcontinent, Asia proper, Oceania, or the Americas. The poles, of course, aren't included as the southern one is officially neutral (with certain parts *controlled* by various states in a pact arrangement) and the northern is just floating pack ice.
Let's give you a few more for free as I'm waiting for my internet connection to reboot before submitting.
The component parts of the United States of America... I will NOT get all these, despite them often being pub quiz questions:
55. District of Columbia, 56. Alabama, 57. Arkansas, 58. Colorado, 59. North Dakota, 60. South Dakota, 61. Georgia (the second), 62. Indiana, 63. Iowa, 64. Idaho, 65. Illinois, 67. Kentucky, 68. Kansas (or am I imagining that one?), 69. Mississipi, 70. Missouri, 71. Michigan, 72. Nebraska (wait ... is that Canadian?), 73. Nevada, 74. Arizona, 75. Oklahoma, 78. Oregon, 79. New York (state), 80. California, 81. Florida, 82. Texas, 83. New Mexico, 84. Montana, 85. Wyoming, 86. Washington (state), 87. Alaska.... err...
Wow I suck at this, there's still 17 of them missing. Apologies to anyone who's offended that I've mentally erased the place of their birth or where they make their home, I hope I've got enough of the "important" ones. Everyone else is still there, merely listed under "generic USA". (Maryland? Tennessee? Philadelphia? There's a few other names swimming round my head but I'm wary of accidentally upgrading cities to statehood ... don't even think about asking me to name capitals btw!)
Also 88. Canada, 89. Mexico. 90. Puerto Rico.
Other middle/south America and islands
91. Columbia, 92. Venezuela, 93. Guatamala, 94. Cuba, 95. Barbados, 96. Jamaica, 97. Haiti, (Bermuda... though still part of Britain? erm), 98. Ecuador, 99. Peru, 100. Brazil, 101. Argentina, 102. Chile, 103. St Lucia, 104. Paraguay, 105. Panama, 106. Trinidad and Tobago, 107. Montevideo (hang on, that might be a capital of somewhere), 108. French Guiana... and a handful of others whose existance I know of but can never remember until someone else mentions them and i'm all like ... duhhh, of course (same as with the USA member states).
109, all out by themselves, the Azores.
Arabian peninsula: 110. Saudia Arabia, 111. Yemen, 112. UAE, 113. Qatar, 114. Iraq (and that place Saddam tried invading if'n indeed it wasn't Qatar itself), maybe another too.
Africa is a complete pain:
115. Egypt, 116. Libya, 117. Tunisia, 118. Morocco (and a little bit of Spain in between them, across from Gibralta), 119. Western Sahara, 120. Burkina Faso, 121. Chad, 122. Ivory Coast, 123. The Gambia, 124. Ethiopia, 125. Eritrea, 126. Kenya, 127. Democratic Republic of Congo, 128. Zimbabwe, 129. Zaire (if that hasn't actually turned into Congo. Erm), 129. Somalia, 130. South Africa, 131. Botswana, 132. Mozambique, 133. Lethoso (...again, I think?), 134. Sudan, and a pile of others who just never get much exposure and so are tricky to remember. Plus at least one more famous one which has just evaporated from my mind. Tonga? Does that still exist?
Subcontinent: 135. India, 136. Pakistan (I'm not going to give Kashmir a number as I don't want to be nuked), 137. Bangladesh, and maybe another? Plus some islands?
Asia: 138. People's Republic of China inc. Hong Kong (i am NOT going to say Tibet is either way), 139. Krgyzstan (maybe in europe?), 140. Iran (JUST), 141. Mongolia, 142. Vietnam, 143. North Korea, 144. South Korea, 145. Thailand, 146. The Phillipines, 147. Singapore, 148. Taiwan, 149. Burma/Myanmar, 150. Brunei, 151. Papua, 152. New Guinea, 153. Japan... Plus all of Russia east of the Urals, and a gaggle of others.
Oceania: 154. Federated states of Micronesia, 155. Australia, 156. New Zealand, 157. Easter Island. Not sure if Tasmania is seperate. Maybe some of the Asian ones actually count too.
Is that enough to keep you satisfied for a bit?
Oh aye and I forgot, in Europe - 158. Corfu (north and south, if you want a 159).
There's enough there to arrive at a total of at least 160 genuine ones. Do I pass?
EDIT: Ah, almost forgot: 159. Albania, 160. Hawai'i, 161. Pennsylvania, 162. Louisiana, 163/4 North & South Carolina (so that's only 12 US states still missing... lol)