Is that even a compliment...?

[xChevelle24]

Hmmm....

Whenever someone says something and then follows it with, "...in a good way though".

That's like the most confusing and backwards compliment I could ever possibly receive.

 

[Z1NC]

I've called my teachers mom/dad, which is pretty awkward when you didn't even realize you said it.

 

[RebootBlue]

The nice kids at school call me a "******". So I compliment them back with "DUMBFUCKING REDNECK! GO ROT IN YOUR MOTHER'S HOLE!"

We love each other so much at my school

 

[shwnbob]

A friend of mine went up to me and said "dude your smile reminds me of death" I didn't know whether to laugh or frown I think I laughed then... I don't remember.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

i've been told i'm pretty in an 'interesting' way. :[

i also get told i look like i'm a 'japanime' character.
my father's girlfriend calls me 'pokemon' because she's just that dumb. /:

i also had a drug-head tell me i have nice side boobage...

Hmm...I definitely see you as a mudkip, or at least a lapras or something. Am I right?

*cries*

 

[Soulgaunt]

It wasn't a compliment, but once my sister and I were sitting on a couch, and a guy walked into the room and said,"Hello, ladies.".

 

[ExaltedK9]

i've been told i'm pretty in an 'interesting' way. :[

i also get told i look like i'm a 'japanime' character.
my father's girlfriend calls me 'pokemon' because she's just that dumb. /:

i also had a drug-head tell me i have nice side boobage...

Hmm...I definitely see you as a mudkip, or at least a lapras or something. Am I right?

*cries*

No, sorry. That was a compliment...that's where the irony lies.

Some people mistake my sense of humor for cruelty. I don't really do well around...ya'know...people.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I've been called pretty before. Hell, I've even been confused for a girl, which I find interesting, because the person who thought I was a girl could only clearly see my face at the time, being that I was working at a Halloween event, it was dark, and my body was obscured by the black outfit I was wearing. I don't mind, though. I like being pretty.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Jeff Goldblum....*sigh*.....so handsome....for a man.
-Eric Wareheimer "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!"

 

[mykalwane]

A girl once said to me, "That's a good adhesive on your face," while helping cleaning up the stage after the performance. I wasn't sure if it was compliment or an insult. This was when I shaved my mustache but not my beard so I think it was regards to my beard.

 

[Mockingjay]

No. Compliments? Where I come from? Pfffft

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

i've been told i'm pretty in an 'interesting' way. :[

i also get told i look like i'm a 'japanime' character.
my father's girlfriend calls me 'pokemon' because she's just that dumb. /:

i also had a drug-head tell me i have nice side boobage...

Hmm...I definitely see you as a mudkip, or at least a lapras or something. Am I right?

*cries*

No, sorry. That was a compliment...that's where the irony lies.

Some people mistake my sense of humor for cruelty. I don't really do well around...ya'know...people.

well then thank you. :]

 

[Kinguendo]

Ah, its okay... I actually think of myself as a bit of a loser, that makes me cool right? XD

Also, welcome to my thread about compliments... I see you have your 1st compliment already, and to think we were talking about this just 10 minutes ago... Weird.

hey, that does make you cool.
weird indeed. ^^
& do i get to feel privileged to be welcomed by the OP himself?

Well, you are actually the only person that I have welcomed to the thread so yeah... I guess you do. But generally I am a talkative OP, I try to get involved in my own threads as mch as my internet connection and hands allow me to.

 

[Neonbob]

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You drinking again maxi-poo, may i ask what your drinking?

Nothing strong enough.

Years ago when I went through a phase of only wearing black: "If I didn't know you, I'd think you were scary." Err, thanks?

"You're pretty in an different sort of way." That means you don't really think I'm pretty, doesn't it? Damn, I knew it.

One of my coworkers once asked a woman when she was due... apparently she wasn't pregnant. That was awkward to witness.

People say the same thing to me!
...The former, not the latter.
************, I am scary.
I am the most terrifying person you will ever fucking meet.

I dunno...my uncle is about 7" and drinks religiously. He also has a vast combat knife collection.
Pretty sure you can't top that.

Now now Maxi, we don't want to be making religions on the internet, now would we?

Wait, I think I understand your unique logic now!
It goes as follows:

• 1. Gather large following on internet forum.
  2. Form a religion on said forum ironically named after one of history's greatest deceivers.
  3. ???
  4. Profit!!!

I don't see the irony.

Also I'm not gathering them, they flock to me.
It's really not my fault.

Also the next person who calls me Maxi will have no fingers.

And anyway, I don't expect anyone else to follow the Tao of Max.
But if you want to, it involves beating up rapists, hugging kittens, and flirting with no intention to bring it past the "innocent flirting" stage.

Also constantly lying to people and being horrible as a general rule.

You know why people...okay, we flock around you, Maxi.
*puts fingers in steel gauntlets*
You're fun.
Also, you knew that was going to happen.

 

[twistedshadows]

Years ago when I went through a phase of only wearing black: "If I didn't know you, I'd think you were scary." Err, thanks?

"You're pretty in an different sort of way." That means you don't really think I'm pretty, doesn't it? Damn, I knew it.

One of my coworkers once asked a woman when she was due... apparently she wasn't pregnant. That was awkward to witness.

People say the same thing to me!
...The former, not the latter.
************, I am scary.
I am the most terrifying person you will ever fucking meet.

Oh come now, I'm sure that you've been told that you're pretty in a different sort of way, too.

 

[Lazzi]

...What is a compliment?
I do not understand the question.

I think hes going for the fact the "pretty" is more often used to describe feminen things, while "handsome" usally describes things in a masculien sense.

I can see where the confusion is coming from, but its doesnt confuse me.

 

[CompanionCube]

"Your the coolest nerd I know"

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Well, you are actually the only person that I have welcomed to the thread so yeah... I guess you do. But generally I am a talkative OP, I try to get involved in my own threads as mch as my internet connection and hands allow me to.

as it ought to be done. :]

 

[Haydyn]

Haydyn: Out of all the people I threatened with a knife, you were my favorite.

 

[Neonbob]

I dunno...my uncle is about 7" and drinks religiously. He also has a vast combat knife collection.
Pretty sure you can't top that.

As always, I am right and you are wrong.
And it's not so much about size as it is attitude.

Furthermore, I doubt your uncle is seven inches tall.

...FUCK!
I am tired. That's what I'm blaming the typo on.
When he's sober? He's fine. But when he's not? He wants to play quite hazardous games with the knives while he's inebriated and not well coordinated.
That means it's time to leave the room.

You know why people...okay, we flock around you, Maxi.
*puts fingers in steel gauntlets*
You're fun.
Also, you knew that was going to happen.

I did.
*superheats the gauntlets*

Have fun with your 6th degree burns!

Huh. That's new to me. Now I need more skin grafts. This'll be interesting. The docs said they'd have to think twice about treating me again after the last incident with a welding torch and a guinea pig.