Yay! I'm lucky.TheNecroswanson said:Mario Kart Wii.
If I need to explain then you can count yourself lucky you've not seen the horrors.
Now that's what we need people, passionate gamers. That's not a fanboy at all, that's a person with a passion for history.Graustein said:Agrippa? As in Marcus Vispanius Agrippa, the Roman general (ie. not a soldier, but he who commands soldiers) who played a key role in Mark Antony's defeat at Actium? As a protagonist in an action game that (it appears from your post) isn't a strategy one?Tattaglia post=9.75169.861910 said:Shadow of Rome. It was super-duper-awesome fun cutting people in half until the second-to-last last set of missions in Africa.
"Hey, Agrippa! Instead of facing off against a difficult but not impossible boss, we're gonna toss you into an arena with three lions, a midget shaman and a giant fucking armoured elephant. And no, nobody will toss you any health items or give you any weapon except for the goddamn spear."
I gave up on that for a year, then came back to it, finished all missions until the fight with Decius, and gave up.
He has claw-gauntlets. What the hell?
I don't know whether to be infuriated that they (or so it appears) did to Agrippa what Too Human did to Norse Mythology, or to be delighted that Agrippa is still remembered.
... Nope, infuriated. And how! Tell me I'm overreacting and this game hasn't pissed on Roman history. Please.
Actually, you hit the nail on the head. The story of Shadow of Rome has Agrippa returning to Rome from a Germanic campaign to find his mother killed by General Decius (a vewwy bad man) and his father - Vipsanius - blamed for Julius Caesar's assassination. One thing leads to another and Agrippa winds up a gladiator fighting for his father's life while the future emperor Octavianus goes all stealthy, sneaking into the Senate and collecting coins to buy tigers and haircuts... for some reason.Graustein post=9.75169.861919 said:Agrippa? As in Marcus Vispanius Agrippa, the Roman general (ie. not a soldier, but he who commands soldiers) who played a key role in Mark Antony's defeat at Actium? As a protagonist in an action game that (it appears from your post) isn't a strategy one?Tattaglia post=9.75169.861910 said:Shadow of Rome. It was super-duper-awesome fun cutting people in half until the second-to-last last set of missions in Africa.
"Hey, Agrippa! Instead of facing off against a difficult but not impossible boss, we're gonna toss you into an arena with three lions, a midget shaman and a giant fucking armoured elephant. And no, nobody will toss you any health items or give you any weapon except for the goddamn spear."
I gave up on that for a year, then came back to it, finished all missions until the fight with Decius, and gave up.
He has claw-gauntlets. What the hell?
I don't know whether to be infuriated that they (or so it appears) did to Agrippa what Too Human did to Norse Mythology, or to be delighted that Agrippa is still remembered.
... Nope, infuriated. And how! Tell me I'm overreacting and this game hasn't pissed on Roman history. Please.