Is there an Apocalypse that you wouldn't try to survive?

[t3h br0th3r]

if the world were infested with terrible bagpipe players i think i would grab a pick ax (the two-handed version) and charge into the crowd 300 style to save a group of plucky surviors.

after making out with one of them first. i hope theres a girl with them.

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

If we were overrun by evil confectionary items.

I'd join them in fact.

EDIT: On second thoughts, I'd eat them

 

[Rawne1980]

If I was going to be the only survivor and all food products vanished except Brussel Sprouts.

I'd take a long painful death over living off Brussel Sprouts.

 

[mrgerry123]

Any disaster where I was left alone with Justin Beiber, but don't worry I would kill him first.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Er, that kinda sounds like you hate the human race.

I mean, how come the aliens aren't fighting each other? What if we ARE the aliens to them, and are more advanced. I mean, ffs, why do people always go "Human meet other beings = We fuck shit up"

-There would be few reasons to visit our inferior planet other than gathering resources, which we certainly wouldn't share.

Yeah... first off, inferior planet? Da fuq? As far as I can tell, we are one of the VERY few planets that can sustain life and the only one with known life on it... How the hell is our PLANET inferior? And also, we wouldn't share? Maybe not just share, but if they said "Here, take a few really high tech ships/guns/tractors/computers/shoes" why the hell wouldn't we trade?


Sorry, but I hate people like that. I can't stand people who are always either: Hating the human race, acting like they have the worst life ever, trying to take all the fun and happiness out of anything or just claiming that we humans, as a race, are terrible because of a few bad people...

I hate the human race because I factually stated that we are a highly confrontational and destructive species? I don't hate the human race but rather sometimes I'm disgusted.

Yes, we would technically be the aliens in their eyes but that doesn't really factor into anything now does it? There's no way in hell that we'd be more technologically advanced than a species capable or reaching our planet at such a significant distance. This has been discussed and explained numerous times by various scientists as to why this is true.

By Inferior planet, I don't mean our planets ecology I mean our technology.

"Human meet other beings = We fuck shit up" is actually a very accurate statement. Look at the treatment of Blacks, Indians, Chinese, Jews and Muslims. Look at 9/11 and the Crusades, we destroy what we don't understand or disagree with. This has been proven throughout history and continues to be reinforced day by day.

And once again, this thread isn't about how pleasant things could be but how bad.

 

[jizzytissue]

the one were i die duh

 

[gigastar]

Ive said before i would only take on a zombie apocalypse, and only then armed with some kind of pyromancy.

Most other types of apocalypse i would rather orchestrate, or simply be a victim of.

 

[taylorton147]

if the silent hill curse was too somehow spread, i would just kill myself

 

[Freechoice]

The inevitable sexy vampire apocalypse. I would give myself willingly to the she-witches.

What if they're sexy dude vampires?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

The inevitable sexy vampire apocalypse. I would give myself willingly to the she-witches.

What if they're sexy dude vampires?

I will become the sexiest among them, obviously. And maybe if one of them is George Clooney I would attempt to make the sexy time with them. The answer should have been obvious silly.

 

[Shockolate]

Is there such a thing as a spider apocalypse?

Because if there is, I wouldn't even try.

 

[Samantha Burt]

The Juggalocalypse.

Seriously, in a world plagued with Juggaloes, I choose the coward's way out.

It's okay, I've stocked up on enough Shasta to last a few years.

Get your hands on some magnets, preferably really strong ones, and you'll be a god amongst the survivors, though xD

Sentient captcha at it again: black and white

 

[Pharsalus]

Grey goop would be enough for me to throw in my towel.

 

[Right Hook]

I think I'd try in almost any scenario, maybe there are some I can't think of where I'd give up instantly. For the most part I'd give it a go and if shit fell through, I could end it whenever the hell I felt like it. Seems sort of stupid to do yourself in right at the drop of a hat, who knows what tomorrow may bring.

 

[Cyfu]

If the world was taken over by Justin Beiber fans *shudders* I don't think it would be worth living if all you would ever hear would be "Baby".

I have that feeling right now.
I had to press the button, I HAD TO! It was there, how could I not?

*aims a gun at the head and pulls the trigger*

 

[accipitre]

I'm hardly in good shape right now, but as an Eagle scout and a long time backpacker, I'll just hit the woods. Where I live, there are miles of nearly untouched wilderness, so I'll be good. There aren't many apocalypses I wouldn't at least try to survive, except massive radiation fallout. Lethal doses of radiation kill you in terrible, terrible ways. I'd just shoot myself in the head when I start feeling my kidneys and liver failing.

That's assuming I don't have the gear to survive such an apocalypse when it hits, though.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

so long as i breathe, there is a chance for survival, I'm not so brave as to go against impossible odds, I'm too hesitant to take my own life.

Imean, what if I kill myself before the dramatic reveal of our salvation, that'd just be a bummer.

 

[Captain Pirate]

No. I'm a human being and damnit, I like living.

 

[dalek sec]

I think I'd try in almost any scenario, maybe there are some I can't think of where I'd give up instantly. For the most part I'd give it a go and if shit fell through, I could end it whenever the hell I felt like it. Seems sort of stupid to do yourself in right at the drop of a hat, who knows what tomorrow may bring.

I think I would try and do something like this. I'd hate to have eatten a bullet when there was hope of things changing just around the corner. I think the only times I might eat a bullet is either giant spiders, zombies about to eat me with no hope or flesh eatting raiders coming for me and I'm badly wounded. I know it's a sin but I'm cashing out early if any of those things happen to me.