Issues

[Canadamus Prime]

Wow that was quite the revelation. I couldn't even read all of that because the text was too small.

Capatcha: sonic screwdriver
Yes, please.

 

[TechTim]

...I'm pretty sure most gamers would still date her.

yeah you're prolly right... hell i've prob dated crazier than her lol

 

[bobmus]

Tris?

As in, Tris Merigold?

Hah, dude has a girl's name.

*cough*Dudes with girl's names are such losers, amirite?

The burn. I can feel it from here.

OT: This story arc gets more and more interesting. Is the intention that he doesn't notice that massive disclaimer?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Tris?

As in, Tris Merigold?

Hah, dude has a girl's name.

*cough*

You could not cough loud enough after saying that.

 

[InsaneFool]

Honesty is really the best policy.

 

[hudsonzero]

so who else is betting that he sees them to?

 

[Skeleon]

so who else is betting that he sees them to?

I'm actually kind of wondering if he isn't one of them.

 

[hazabaza1]

Tris?

As in, Tris Merigold?

Hah, dude has a girl's name.

*cough*

Dudes with girl's names are such losers, amirite?

OH SNAP SHIT'S GETTIN' REAL

Nothing to say about the comics, just wanted to say that.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I wish I could meet a guy that could deal with my crazy

wait

did I say that out loud...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Tris?

As in, Tris Merigold?

Hah, dude has a girl's name.

*cough*

Dudes with girl's names are such losers, amirite?

T-T

Ashley is a manly name for manly men, I don't care what you say.

 

[Cenzton]

...I'm pretty sure most gamers would still date her.

More like most gamers would still secretly pine after her while in reality doing nothing or making really terrible awkward jokes and advances that always get shot down because of the sheer creep factor and then they continue to brood on their own wondering why they can't get a ladyfriend.

 

[templar1138a]

...I'm pretty sure most gamers would still date her.

More like most gamers would still secretly pine after her while in reality doing nothing or making really terrible awkward jokes and advances that always get shot down because of the sheer creep factor and then they continue to brood on their own wondering why they can't get a ladyfriend.

Heh, hence my use of the conditional "would."

 

[Daystar Clarion]

...I'm pretty sure most gamers would still date her.

More like most gamers would still secretly pine after her while in reality doing nothing or making really terrible awkward jokes and advances that always get shot down because of the sheer creep factor and then they continue to brood on their own wondering why they can't get a ladyfriend.

Then start a thread on the internet about getting 'friendzoned'

 

[Daystar Clarion]

T-T

Ashley is a manly name for manly men, I don't care what you say.

You know who else is named Ashley?

Spoiler: Look at that manly, manly face.

"I think them aleens can go ta Christian hell, Skipper."

Though admittedly she did look more like a dude back in ME1.

I still win.

Huzzah!

 

[Screamarie]

Wow that was quite the revelation. I couldn't even read all of that because the text was too small.

Capatcha: sonic screwdriver
Yes, please.

In an effort to be helpful, if you did want to read it all, here's the text -

I'm also haunted by endless apparitions of popular video game characters who never stop hounding me with constant, banal demands for attention and I'm worried that my hang-ups and general screwed-up-ness are slowly twisting them into something awful, something terrifying, and eventually their influence will erode my sense of self until I'm left a horrifying unfeeling husk that survives by licking the grease from discarded burger king wrappers and lives only to satisfy the constant, bloody demands of a cadre of shrieking fictional entities that exist only inside the smoking ruins of my own psyche.

OT: Now if only ALL people were this open we could pick and choose the amount of crazy we were willing to date.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Wow that was quite the revelation. I couldn't even read all of that because the text was too small.

Capatcha: sonic screwdriver
Yes, please.

In an effort to be helpful, if you did want to read it all, here's the text -

I'm also haunted by endless apparitions of popular video game characters who never stop hounding me with constant, banal demands for attention and I'm worried that my hang-ups and general screwed-up-ness are slowly twisting them into something awful, something terrifying, and eventually their influence will erode my sense of self until I'm left a horrifying unfeeling husk that survives by licking the grease from discarded burger king wrappers and lives only to satisfy the constant, bloody demands of a cadre of shrieking fictional entities that exist only inside the smoking ruins of my own psyche.

OT: Now if only ALL people were this open we could pick and choose the amount of crazy we were willing to date.

Thanks. It was only one or two words I couldn't make out.

 

[antipunt]

T-T

Ashley is a manly name for manly men, I don't care what you say.

You know who else is named Ashley?

Spoiler: Look at that manly, manly face.

"I think them aleens can go ta Christian hell, Skipper."

Though admittedly she did look more like a dude back in ME1.

I still win.

Huzzah!

This is probably what the guy is thinking:

"doesn't matter, still hot"

Also, related to what I've quoted, because I just had to join in

Spoiler

 

[newwiseman]

Just once, when I'm chatting up a "normal" girl, I'd like to hear all of her crazy off the wall hangups. I can deal with a lot of crazy if I have some warning.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I wonder if he caught all of that?