It all makes sense now!

[Souplex]

There are some things in this world that we know there is a reason for, we just can't find the reason.
Why can't the Trix Rabbit have some cereal?
How do bees fly when their wings are too small to lift their body?
This thread is dedicated clarifying these mysteries.
I will start: The reason Valve never uses proper capitalization and substitutes letters with numbers is because Gabe Newell never passed English.

 

[El Poncho]

The Trix Rabbit can't have some cereal because he is allergic to it, but it's so fucking delicous( I don't know who or what it is but i'm guessing it's like the cookie crisps wolf thing)

 

[j0z]

Your first question has haunted me for years, why can't the rabbit have some cereal? Is it because he is a rabbit? DISCRIMINATION!!!!

IDK, never noticed it before.

VALVe can do whatever they want, as long as they keep developing such great games. Although it is kinda confusing with L4D, it looks like it is game #4 of the Left Dead series...

 

[Jonesy911]

The trix rabbit can't have any cereal because the children like it so much they don't want anyone else to have it

 

[shotgunbob]

#2 doesnt have an answer I think they proved it should be phyiscally impossible for bees to fly but they do anyways

 

[zehydra]

The reason the rabbit can't have the cereal is because Trix is for kids. Silly.

 

[Souplex]

Just to clarify this thread is about answering general mysteries of the universe, not just the ones featured here.

 

[Gmano]

There are some things in this world that we know there is a reason for, we just can't find the reason.
Why can't the Trix Rabbit have some cereal?

Because the cereal is ment for human children, not rabbits.

How do bees fly when their wings are too small to lift their body?

Because the idiot who thought that used fixed wing calculations, not flapping wings.

This thread is dedicated clarifying these mysteries.
I will start: The reason Valve never uses proper capitalization and substitutes letters with numbers is because Gabe Newell never passed English.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

#2 doesnt have an answer I think they proved it should be phyiscally impossible for bees to fly but they do anyways

I read an article in Discover that says it's got something to do with their wings creating vortex motion, creating lift, and not just the motion of pushing air down.

 

[DemonicVixen]

ok im going to be random but i need some answers.

Im ok with religious opinion against scientific opinion but can you tell me who created the big bang... Who created the large planets and rocks in the universe and caused them to crash together... It really confuses me because i can't work out where it all came from. Where did particles come from in the start?

Ok im going to stop my lists. Lets see someone answer them!

 

[megapenguinx]

"I can haz a cheezeburger?"
Why I think not you ridiculous cat. Why a cat would ever want a cheeseburger is beyond me, actually how a cat could even say that is beyond me as well.

 

[Jedamethis]

#2 doesnt have an answer I think they proved it should be phyiscally impossible for bees to fly but they do anyways

I think I read somewhere on the internet, bees wings create a small whirlwind underneath, keeping them up.

Spoiler: Damn You Shotgun Bob!

#2 doesnt have an answer I think they proved it should be phyiscally impossible for bees to fly but they do anyways

I read an article in Discover that says it's got something to do with their wings creating vortex motion, creating lift, and not just the motion of pushing air down.

Why did ostriches evolve into being flightless birds?

 

[Irridium]

#2 doesnt have an answer I think they proved it should be phyiscally impossible for bees to fly but they do anyways

I read an article in Discover that says it's got something to do with their wings creating vortex motion, creating lift, and not just the motion of pushing air down.

I remember reading somewhere hat Bee's create mini-tornadoes with their wings, giving them lift.

That is most likely not true, but a Bee creating a tornado with its wings is just too interesting to brush aside.

 

[Souplex]

Bees actually fly because they use black magic to give physics the middle finger.

 

[Gmano]

ok im going to be random but i need some answers.

Im ok with religious opinion against scientific opinion but can you tell me who created the big bang...
The energy and matter has always been, always will be.

Who created the large planets and rocks in the universe and caused them to crash together... see above It really confuses me because i can't work out where it all came from. Where did particles come from in the start? again, se above

Ok im going to stop my lists. Lets see someone answer them!

 

[crudus]

How do bees fly when their wings are too small to lift their body?

You assume flat-winged aerodynamics with bees when it is in fact, not. Bees' wings fold and twist when they fly. But don't tell people. It is more inspirational to think they can't and bees just don't know it, ergo: don't care and do it anyway.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

You know what I always wondered?
Why are they after his lucky charms? They're his, don't steal stuff from a guy dressed in green

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"Am I a man now?"

If you have to ask, the answer is no.

 

[mechanixis]

I want a Trix ad to end with the rabbit tweaking out and, with a large switchblade he rummages from his latest foiled disguise, brutally stabbing all the children, screaming with pent-up rage in their faces. Finally, when they stop moving, he pours their blood over a big bowl of Trix, giggling softly to himself all the while, and then takes a spoonful.

TRIX

A DELICIOUS PART OF THIS COMPLETE BREAKFAST

 

[Metric Monkey]

Why did ostriches evolve into being flightless birds?

Simple, because they didn't need to fly to survive.