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Kuchinawa212 said:
You know what I always wondered?
Why are they after his lucky charms? They're his, don't steal stuff from a guy dressed in green
It is derived from the myth about how when you catch a leprechaun you get his pot of gold. It takes place in a dystopian future where because of the rampant famine Lucky Charms are now more valuable than gold.
 

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why do people think the words "win", "fail" and "epic" are cool?
i've been contemplating this for months.
 

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Souplex said:
How do bees fly when their wings are too small to lift their body?
Actually, the maths that 'proved' this, were performed by a scientist, while drunk after a party. He used a basic equation that uses the wing's mass applied to body mass. However, he failed to take in the fact that the wings are beating. The maths were done properly afterwards, and found that bees can fly.

Wow, I got ninja'd about four times. Ah well.
 

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I always wanted to answer the questions asked in songs...

Where have all the flowers gone? They're bound for Botany Bay.

Do you know the way to San Jose? Follow the yellow-brick road.

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? The Wichita Lineman.

Who are you? We are the Champions.

Are you going to Scarborough Fair? If I could turn back time; if I could find a way.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? It's a kind of magic.

Do you believe in life after love? I believe in karma; what you give is what you get in return.

...Songs are so inquisitive, aren't they?
 
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DemonicKitten said:
ok im going to be random but i need some answers.

Im ok with religious opinion against scientific opinion but can you tell me who created the big bang... Who created the large planets and rocks in the universe and caused them to crash together... It really confuses me because i can't work out where it all came from. Where did particles come from in the start?

Ok im going to stop my lists. Lets see someone answer them!
Well if you want to go on a kinda combination of Science/Religion view in all religions I know of it was either spoken into existence or created in an instance this is like the Big Bang is it not?

Also I dunno if it is just me but the planets orbiting around the sun looks a lot like electrons around protons and nuetrons to me(but not exact by our current model of an atom).
 

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Souplex said:
Kuchinawa212 said:
You know what I always wondered?
Why are they after his lucky charms? They're his, don't steal stuff from a guy dressed in green
It is derived from the myth about how when you catch a leprechaun you get his pot of gold. It takes place in a dystopian future where because of the rampant famine Lucky Charms are now more valuable than gold.
And now I know

(and knowing is half the battle)
 

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Glademaster said:
Also I dunno if it is just me but the planets orbiting around the sun looks a lot like electrons around protons and nuetrons to me(but not exact by our current model of an atom).
I think the aesthetic ideals behind that notion were the original foundations behind the "Bohr atom", but as you stated the comparison has been shown to be complete nonsense.
 

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The reason the Trix Rabbit can't have any cereal is that he is in the eleventh circle of hell. He was actually Genghis Kahn in life as it takes killing the male half of a continent, raping the female half and stealing everything that is not nailed down to get that kind of punishment.
 
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Lukeje said:
Glademaster said:
Also I dunno if it is just me but the planets orbiting around the sun looks a lot like electrons around protons and nuetrons to me(but not exact by our current model of an atom).
I think the aesthetic ideals behind that notion were the original foundations behind the "Bohr atom", but as you stated the comparison has been shown to be complete nonsense.
I know but I just throwing out there as an idea like the Men in Black view on the universe sounds a bit cool and mad at same time like we're all just in one locker or something.
 

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Kuchinawa212 said:
Souplex said:
Kuchinawa212 said:
You know what I always wondered?
Why are they after his lucky charms? They're his, don't steal stuff from a guy dressed in green
It is derived from the myth about how when you catch a leprechaun you get his pot of gold. It takes place in a dystopian future where because of the rampant famine Lucky Charms are now more valuable than gold.
And now I know

(and knowing is half the battle)
Go Joe!
 

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Why can't you ever eat just one Lays potato chip? Simple.

They are laced with crack.

As for a question that needs to be answered? How the hell does the lint from your clothes get caught in the lint trap of a washing/drying machine?
 

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What is the source of power the Falcon punch delivers?
Where does it come from? :O
 

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shotgunbob said:
#2 doesnt have an answer I think they proved it should be phyiscally impossible for bees to fly but they do anyways
hmmmm, the stupidity of that statement made me lol.
the wings are small and nearly weightless, yet very rigid. Now, i know the wings are too small but they dont move them so fast for no reason. Its the way they generate air currents when they fly, producing a kind of "suck up" effect.
 

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mechanixis said:
I want a Trix ad to end with the rabbit tweaking out and, with a large switchblade he rummages from his latest foiled disguise, brutally stabbing all the children, screaming with pent-up rage in their faces. Finally, when they stop moving, he pours their blood over a big bowl of Trix, giggling softly to himself all the while, and then takes a spoonful.

TRIX

A DELICIOUS PART OF THIS COMPLETE BREAKFAST
Or you could just watch this:
 

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SadisticDarkling said:
What is the source of power the Falcon punch delivers?
Where does it come from? :O

Rumor has it a portal opens up containing Chuck Norris' fist approaching at high velocity.
 

Souplex

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Everyone who is enjoying this thread would probably enjoy the madhouse.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Asylum-open-mic