It was a tragedy! Until...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I was at Wal-Mart this afternoon when I spied a Lego Millenium Falcon sitting alone in the toy section. Loving Star Wars as I do, I quickly began pawing at it like a bear with a salmon, only to find it to be too expensive for my tastes.
As I sulked to the grocery section, things changed for the better when I discovered that they'd finally begun selling EGGNOG!

When was the last time you were disappointed or let down, only to have things turn out great a few moments later?

 

[Timotei]

When I last went to the grocery store.

They raised the price of pistachios, however in the snack section they were selling a 5 pound bag of gummy worms for $3. Oi vey! What a deal.

Eggnog is sounding real good right now. Broguere's FTW.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Tonight. Was walking home from being at the cinema with a girl who I'm friends with but wish was more, and ended up kissing a random girl I started talking to while walking in the rain. Sort of thing just does not normally happen to me!

 

[Asciotes]

they're selling Eggnog where you are? T.T you're so lucky.

OT: Umm, I really can't think of any sorry.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Holy shit! I forgot about eggnog! I fucking love Eggnog!

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

I got dropkicked off a jungle-gym. Then it raised my lifelong pain threshold by more than 700%!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

they're selling Eggnog where you are? T.T you're so lucky.

OT: Umm, I really can't think of any sorry.

I am drinking some right now. So very good, and you can't have any.

 

[Antlion]

Earlier, i went to the lobby of my apartment building in search of a box.
I left dissapointed. On the elevator ride back up, i found a 5$ bill.

OP, where are you? Where are they selling eggnog ALREADY?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

My family and I were being tailgated when we stopped for a red light a drunk driver comes out of no where and totals the car that was tailgating us, and we got away just fine. Shows them right

 

[MadeinHell]

I was out of money... and than! Out of nowhere!!! I found my wallet.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I broke my finger. Then my dog was run over by a garbage truck. Then my xbox rrod'd. And now I think I ate some bad sushi.

 

[Gaderael]

Mmmm, Eggnog. One of the greatest drinks known to man.

 

[Aqualung]

Some jerk of a lady at the store today took the pair of boots I wanted before I could get to them.

But then I found a better quality, more comfortable pair of Ralph Laurens boots on sale. So hardy-har-har.

 

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[AWC Viper]

lost my pants and went to the shop to get another pair and found a pair of aviator Glasses for 75% off! best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Earlier, i went to the lobby of my apartment building in search of a box.
I left dissapointed. On the elevator ride back up, i found a 5$ bill.

OP, where are you? Where are they selling eggnog ALREADY?

Much further south than you. Much, much further. I'll give you a hint: Yee-haw.

My family and I were being tailgated when we stopped for a red light a drunk driver comes out of no where and totals the car that was tailgating us, and we got away just fine. Shows them right

That...that may be the most amazingly lucky thing ever.

 

[Grayjack]

Ugh, Eggnog. How can you drink that?

OT: I once went looking for some Graham Crackers, only to find nothing. Luckily, I found a big box of Nerds for only $1!

 

[AWC Viper]

Ugh, Eggnog. How can you drink that?

OT: I once went looking for some Graham Crackers, only to find nothing. Luckily, I found a big box of Nerds for only $1!

if you can't drink it you can at least make a "Eggnog Molotov"

 

[Berethond]

they're selling Eggnog where you are? T.T you're so lucky.

OT: Umm, I really can't think of any sorry.

I am drinking some right now. So very good, and you can't have any.

Ship me some.
I demand it!

 

[bcponpcp27]

they're selling Eggnog where you are? T.T you're so lucky.

OT: Umm, I really can't think of any sorry.

I am drinking some right now. So very good, and you can't have any.

You SON OF A *****! Give me that damned egg nog RIGHT NOW!

Anyway, I was forced to go my sister's horse show, but they had an arcade racing game there that I played with a bunch of other nerds that got dragged there.