It's 1944. You are allowed to take 4 characters with you on a mission to stop the Nazis.
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it's true man disney wants to make him "family friendly"!!!!Azmael Silverlance said:Erm...WHAT? I never heard anything like that.....Archeangel2009 said:
An angry christoper walken
Brian Griffion, for some reason i can see em with a gun and nazi murdering glint in his eyes
Captain America
,...and a deathclaw named fluffly, SEH 3RD REICH IST FUCKED!
Brian Griffion, for some reason i can see em with a gun and nazi murdering glint in his eyes
Captain America
,...and a deathclaw named fluffly, SEH 3RD REICH IST FUCKED!
Saren from Mass Effect.
Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII.
Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil series.
Colonel Radec from Killzone 2.
Fight evil with evil. Just imagine those four being a team on their own against the nazis. Auf Wiedersehen, Hanz und Fritz!
Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII.
Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil series.
Colonel Radec from Killzone 2.
Fight evil with evil. Just imagine those four being a team on their own against the nazis. Auf Wiedersehen, Hanz und Fritz!
Malcom Renolds - you're gonna be needin' some leadership, browncoat style
Jayne Cobb - with Jayne on your side you don't need enemies, just money
Gordon Froman - he did everything Gordon Freeman did only first, bringing down the Combine whilst trying to join. Who know what he'd be capable of doing once we convince him to join the Nazis?
and...
...er
... this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCra4qOrjFw
Just cos any man dual-wielding squad assault weapons MUST be made of win.
Jayne Cobb - with Jayne on your side you don't need enemies, just money
Gordon Froman - he did everything Gordon Freeman did only first, bringing down the Combine whilst trying to join. Who know what he'd be capable of doing once we convince him to join the Nazis?
and...
...er
... this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCra4qOrjFw
Just cos any man dual-wielding squad assault weapons MUST be made of win.
Zero (from Mass Effect 2)
Jamie Madrox (Multiple Man from the X-Men universe)
Augustus Cole (The Cooooooole Traaaaaaainnnn!)
Gordon Freeman (because I don't think any of the other guys could defuse a top-secret Nazi Nuke)
Jamie Madrox (Multiple Man from the X-Men universe)
Augustus Cole (The Cooooooole Traaaaaaainnnn!)
Gordon Freeman (because I don't think any of the other guys could defuse a top-secret Nazi Nuke)
Seeing as how the following plan doesn't fit within the rules;
1.Hitler (So he is lured into a false sense of security and trusts me as a friend.)
2.A Bed (For Hitler to take a nap in.)
3.A Knife (To stabbity Hitler while he is sleeping.)
4.A Hooker (To celebrate with. The bed also comes into play here.)
This plan doesn't work for 2 reasons;
1. *I guess it is cheating to have Hitler think that you are on his side THEN kill him even though it would be 30X easier*
2. *I don't think innanimate objects count*
So giving it more thought, (or rather less thought seeing how my plan above is fucking brilliant) I have devised a new team and I must say it dabbles with 95% awsomeness, 4.9% actual planning and 0.1% steaming hot sex.
Here it goes:
Me, Ratchet from Ratchet and Clank (Go look it up), Jack Sparrow (If you have to ask then go to hell), Wolverine from the X-men (Not gay), and The Joker from Batman (The Dark Knight version of Joker that is. HEATH LEDGER DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MORTAL!!!)
We leave our base located under my house, (5,000 FEET UNDER MY HOUSE THAT IS) riding in the
Millenium Falcon set on auto pilot (unless I'm allowed for Han Solo to drive it and promise that's all he'll do if so then I hereby add him in). Once we are flying over his base of ultimate EVIL we jump out of the Falcon waving goodbye to Solo/Auto Pilot (I named him Greg)
then dodge enemy rockets as we freefall down to earth (kinda like Ratchet does 3-4 times in "Up Your Arsenal"). When we touch ground we each immediatedly start killing Nazis using our powers.
Ratchet Weilds a weapon that is a combination of all weapons he's ever had (thats alot) including all 5 versions of the R.Y.N.O.'s (again look it up) and it is called... crap... uh... er.... lets call it the GUN OF ULTIMATE SHIT-YOUR-PANTS AWSOMENESS. Yeah the G.O.U.S.Y.P.A. Rolls off the tounge doesn't it.
Wolverine will just run up and claw the bastards since he has that healing "thing". What else did you expect him to do?
Jack will kill them all in a fury of pirate-drunken-awsomeness.
Joker will scare the Nazis so much that they shit their pants and go home in embarassment.
I'll use my awsome ability to apear behind whoever I'm staring at when I blink to suprise the Nazis then shank them to death (it's a word to me!).
Once we get to Hitler we'll do some banter then he'll grow 50 feet tall like we're in an episode of "Power Rangers", only with Nazis. Then by "coincidense" *wink* Optimus Prime shows up and puts a flamepainted energy sword through his face (well he wasn't on my team!) Then we all go home and celebrate with pudding, and hookers.
Damm this thing is long!
...
Thats what she said.
1.Hitler (So he is lured into a false sense of security and trusts me as a friend.)
2.A Bed (For Hitler to take a nap in.)
3.A Knife (To stabbity Hitler while he is sleeping.)
4.A Hooker (To celebrate with. The bed also comes into play here.)
This plan doesn't work for 2 reasons;
1. *I guess it is cheating to have Hitler think that you are on his side THEN kill him even though it would be 30X easier*
2. *I don't think innanimate objects count*
So giving it more thought, (or rather less thought seeing how my plan above is fucking brilliant) I have devised a new team and I must say it dabbles with 95% awsomeness, 4.9% actual planning and 0.1% steaming hot sex.
Here it goes:
Me, Ratchet from Ratchet and Clank (Go look it up), Jack Sparrow (If you have to ask then go to hell), Wolverine from the X-men (Not gay), and The Joker from Batman (The Dark Knight version of Joker that is. HEATH LEDGER DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MORTAL!!!)
We leave our base located under my house, (5,000 FEET UNDER MY HOUSE THAT IS) riding in the
Millenium Falcon set on auto pilot (unless I'm allowed for Han Solo to drive it and promise that's all he'll do if so then I hereby add him in). Once we are flying over his base of ultimate EVIL we jump out of the Falcon waving goodbye to Solo/Auto Pilot (I named him Greg)
then dodge enemy rockets as we freefall down to earth (kinda like Ratchet does 3-4 times in "Up Your Arsenal"). When we touch ground we each immediatedly start killing Nazis using our powers.
Ratchet Weilds a weapon that is a combination of all weapons he's ever had (thats alot) including all 5 versions of the R.Y.N.O.'s (again look it up) and it is called... crap... uh... er.... lets call it the GUN OF ULTIMATE SHIT-YOUR-PANTS AWSOMENESS. Yeah the G.O.U.S.Y.P.A. Rolls off the tounge doesn't it.
Wolverine will just run up and claw the bastards since he has that healing "thing". What else did you expect him to do?
Jack will kill them all in a fury of pirate-drunken-awsomeness.
Joker will scare the Nazis so much that they shit their pants and go home in embarassment.
I'll use my awsome ability to apear behind whoever I'm staring at when I blink to suprise the Nazis then shank them to death (it's a word to me!).
Once we get to Hitler we'll do some banter then he'll grow 50 feet tall like we're in an episode of "Power Rangers", only with Nazis. Then by "coincidense" *wink* Optimus Prime shows up and puts a flamepainted energy sword through his face (well he wasn't on my team!) Then we all go home and celebrate with pudding, and hookers.
Damm this thing is long!
...
Thats what she said.
Duke Nukem
Chuck Norris
Darth Vader
Master Chief
Master Chief just killed the entire Convenant basically on his own.
Chuck Norris
Darth Vader
Master Chief
Master Chief just killed the entire Convenant basically on his own.
Kratos (before he became the God of War).
Bester (from Babylon 5, no I'm not going to explain this one).
The Doctor
Sirrus (my first mage character from Dragon Age... he's pretty much unbeatable).
Bester (from Babylon 5, no I'm not going to explain this one).
The Doctor
Sirrus (my first mage character from Dragon Age... he's pretty much unbeatable).