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I'd write in big letters:
Dear martians/Xen lifeforms/blisk/other:
Hello. We've discovered nuclear weapons, and blasted ourselves into little red puddles. We made Stonehenge, the Pyramids, and we once had some nice gardens in Iraq. Then we made religious fundamentalism, political feuding and daytime TV, and kinda screwed things up. Oh and while I think of it, I hope you're wearing your bio-suit, we've earned our resistance to the bacteria here. There's probably a few Humans still kicking about: I would try shouting "jibba jabba" over and over while acting effeminate, or try looking in your Improbability drive.
Thanks for visiting, and please don't let the several tonnes of supersonic space debris hit you on your way out.
Dear martians/Xen lifeforms/blisk/other:
Hello. We've discovered nuclear weapons, and blasted ourselves into little red puddles. We made Stonehenge, the Pyramids, and we once had some nice gardens in Iraq. Then we made religious fundamentalism, political feuding and daytime TV, and kinda screwed things up. Oh and while I think of it, I hope you're wearing your bio-suit, we've earned our resistance to the bacteria here. There's probably a few Humans still kicking about: I would try shouting "jibba jabba" over and over while acting effeminate, or try looking in your Improbability drive.
Thanks for visiting, and please don't let the several tonnes of supersonic space debris hit you on your way out.
I would wake up from my dream, only to find out I'm simply in my bed and nothing is wrong. Outside of my window the world is still turning like it always has and will continue doing so for a very, very long time. I would then punch myself in the head for letting such stupid and misinformed superstitions like 'the world is going to end in 2012' get to me.
Or would you. *find nearist hot girl/guy corpse and go to town.*That Greek Guy said:
Shrug and then go find the most comfortable bed I could and sleep my life away. Can't rebuild or anything if as soon as I die it's worthless.
If I'm the *only* survivor? Hmmm... well if there's anything left standing, do what I've always wanted to do.... blow a whole bunch of shit up.
I'd try to establish contact with one of the space stations out there, I mean, they should also have survived... right? However, it will be a long and difficult journey to find NASA's headquarter or something, so I'd first stock up on supplies and probably find a gun of some sort (because you just never know, right? Better safe than sorry).
Also, I'd check the internet for any signs of other survivors before going on my journey.
Also, I'd check the internet for any signs of other survivors before going on my journey.
Well if I was the ONLY thing left alive, and everything was settled down, like skyscrapers weren't crashing down etc, I would find a safehouse which i would fortify, arm, etc, just incase you know 
then i would stockpile as much food as possible, then just piss about by myself loads, after a period of being depressed eventually id probably kill myself due to lack of social interaction driving me crazy but i would have a good time before hand
then i would stockpile as much food as possible, then just piss about by myself loads, after a period of being depressed eventually id probably kill myself due to lack of social interaction driving me crazy but i would have a good time before hand 
Initiate my world domination plan. First by collecting up survivors and weapons, stockpiling up food and water, creating a makeshift town and slowly expanding it to an advanced civilization, and finally begin conquering the globe.
No, I'm not joking, that is seriously what I'd do if any kind of apocalypse comes.
No, I'm not joking, that is seriously what I'd do if any kind of apocalypse comes.
