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APSunder

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Look for survivors. But, if I know I'm the last survivor I would pay a visit to Roland Emerich's grave and start praising 2012 the movie. This is after the ultimate disaster has occurred right? So, it is also after all real logic and taste in the arts has died. I imagine the post-Apocalyptic modern art stayed relatively the same though.
 

The_Echo

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I'd wonder how it even happened, considering 2012 is a miscalculation. [http://socyberty.com/future/the-world-will-not-end-in-2012-miscalculation-in-mayan-calendar/]
 

Jkudo

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CTU_Loscombe said:
Well, seeing as this whole 2012 thing isnt as bad as its made out to be I probably couldnt care less
Its not even gonna be like "Hellfire and Brimstone" like people think...or 2012 for that matter

Im sure its something to do with a Pole Shift (noth becomes south) which in turn knocks the Earths magnetic field off...All that around the time the Sun is at its most violent, spewing Solar flares everywhere which act like giant EMP blasts. Couple that with Earths field being weakened, all electrical grids are gonna be fried, along with anything else electrical.
Its gonna be like Escape From L.A when he sets the EMP bomb off...Its not gonna be a matter of days, weeks or years but more like centuries before we can make ANYTHING electrical work again

The Solar Flare/Pole Shift was pulled off of NASAs website a while back
Seeing as its more believable "end of the world" thing and has conctrete evidence to back it up, I think its a possibility it could happen

We better enjoy living in the Stone Age :(
HA! STEAMPUNK FOR THE WIN!
I doubt it will happen like that or at all, but now i'm hoping it does.
 

Sephychu

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Walk. Just, keep moving, keep eating, stay alive for a while and see all that Man strived to create, desolate and broken.

Then, whatever came into my head, I guess.
 
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Take advantage of it, and form my kingdom!
Well, I'd be the only citizen...

Anyways, I'd go off and try to recreate society by making androids to be my friends.
And if that fails, I'd steal the space shuttle or whatever they have in 2012, cuz the shuttle is retiring. :(
 

Paksenarrion

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cairocat said:
Paksenarrion said:
That Greek Guy said:
I would say
"never gonna get laid after all" and suicide
See, my first thought would be, "Are there any bodies?"

I'd make sure I can survive, first off. Get MREs from a military base, learn how to hunt, befriend as many dogs as possible to fend off other wild dogs, find a solar powered house, etc.

Then I'd just read and learn about cloning.

Either that, or dig straight down until I find diamond.
That's actually a great plan. Except for the diamond thing, I don't get that.
Well, lots of people will tell you not to dig straight down, but I'm a risk taker. Also, I need diamond to make a diamond pick axe, which lasts longer than an iron pick axe. I'm hoping to find enough diamond to make diamond armor and a diamond sword.
 

Mozza444

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If the world was to end now..
I'd search the world for a copy of Fallout: New Vegas
Steal a massive TV, Food and other cool shit.
Play for a a few weeks.
Then have the idea of.. "well if Vegas is like that in Fallout, which is also like the end of the world.. maybe its like that now"
Then set off for Vegas.
Along the way, steal shit and have fun.
 

Enkidu88

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There are three critical questions that must be answered in order to determine my next course of action:

1. Is there still working electricity?
2. Is the internet still online?
3. Is there still PORN ?

If any of the above are no, I'd have to shoot myself. It would just be too hard to go on!
 

HeySeansOnline

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DrunkDonut said:
spend some time wandering and exploring then suddenly



my phone goes off
Lawn Mower Man? If so I love you for that.

Anyways I'll probably just learn how to and start building a bunch of robots to repopulate the earth.
 

Mr.Mattress

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I'd form a new nation in my town. If the internet is still up, I will try and get others to come and join it. All would be welcome to live there, with me as the nations "Protectorate".
 

DemonicVixen

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ctrl said:
imagine : its 2012 the world has ended. you are the only survivor in the chaos. you have the entire desolate world to explore, what do you do now? do you suicide. go looting ect
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Only survivor??


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!!! T.T


OT: if I was alone, probably find a way to commit suicide. I cant do alone. I need my partner with me (yes, we're getting married in 2012 when we both hit 21 lol)
 

deonte9109

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I would try Cartman's plan on repopulating the Earth(+10 if you know what Im talkn about)
play as many stolen games I could until the leftover energy from the power plants is gone. Then find an ipod put as many songs as possible on it, create a solar charger for it, and explore the remains of the world.
 
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I'd probably wander for a bit then follow make myself comfortable, following Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Then I'll realise I can't get past the social part and make friends out of ruins and people's remains and move up in the hierarchy. I'll then go with the crazy flow from there.
 

Tiny116

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Haseo21 said:
Post about it on the Escapist. No, really, I would do that
If the world ended would there be Internet?
OT:
I'd go beserk and rally other survivors to create a kick-ass little town.
With any cheap entertainment I can find XD
 

DesiPrinceX09

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Find food sources and pack lots of food for myself. Find somewhere (somewhat) comfortable to make a new home out of and make a long, glorious bucket list of things to do (and places to go) before I die and accomplish as much of it as possible because odds are I may not last long.