It's impossible to be sexy when...
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Fine, if I admit it will you stop making me wear that ridiculous outfit?! I know my ass looks great in ultra-short sailor skirts, but it's really uncomfortable!Daystar Clarion said:Fappeh pls, we know you can't get enough of this.Fappy said:
Deny it all you want.
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I'm sexy.
I can be sexy.
I'm sure I've been sexy at least once in my life.
Maybe by accident.
Which remind me - I find it impossible to be sexy when I'm attacked by xenomorphs. I dunno the rest of you but I find the girls are less inclined to like me when aliens are trying to eat my face (or worse).Colour Scientist said:Xenophobia isn't sexy, guys!
When you're running up a flight of stairs and you suddenly misstep and lose balance, tumbling awkwardly for a second.
When your shoelaces untie by themselves and they flail all over without you noticing.
When you suddenly slam your fingers and grin in pain in an effort to not scream.
When your shoelaces untie by themselves and they flail all over without you noticing.
When you suddenly slam your fingers and grin in pain in an effort to not scream.
You can't be sexy when you sneak in on your significant other in the shower and lovingly wrap your arms around them, plant a single delicate kiss on the back of their neck, then slip, slam her into the wall of the shower, and face plant into the bowl of the toilet.
There's no recovery for that. At all.
There's no recovery for that. At all.
Its impossible to appear to be the sexy sex God that you are when you are walking sexily down the street and catch your foot on a slightly raised paving slab, trip and stumble.
To be frank? When I am home alone, fuck everything about trying to look appealing. If I ain't leaving the house and no one important is gonna see me, I ain't even gonna bother. It's impossible to be sexy when you know you ain't got anybody to be sexy for. ;P
Aside from that: To add on to the comments about skinny jeans (which I agree with, those things are such a hassle) taking off a T-shirt. Getting it caught on stuff, the whole thing of having to cross your arms... Nothing is very sexy or graceful about it. A button up or wrap shirt on the other hand...
Aside from that: To add on to the comments about skinny jeans (which I agree with, those things are such a hassle) taking off a T-shirt. Getting it caught on stuff, the whole thing of having to cross your arms... Nothing is very sexy or graceful about it. A button up or wrap shirt on the other hand...
this sounds like a great time to start randomly pulling from cards against humanity, according to the cards it's apparently impossible to be sexy during a raptor attackColour Scientist said:
Not sure I agree with that, its pretty sexy to come across mouth to mouth to surprise second mouth scenarios.DoPo said:Which remind me - I find it impossible to be sexy when I'm attacked by xenomorphs. I dunno the rest of you but I find the girls are less inclined to like me when aliens are trying to eat my face (or worse).Colour Scientist said:Xenophobia isn't sexy, guys!
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Its impossible to be sexy whilst sneezing.
The face people make before a strong sneeze you'd think they were being possessed by Satan.
I'm gonna be a little evil but...It's impossible to be sexy when you eyes are unicolor. No seriously, heterochromia is dead sexy, yum yum.
On a more serious note, it's impossible to be sexy on a Monday morning. Actually, I think all the models and movie stars should be obligated to have a picture of them waking up on a Monday morning posted somewhere.
On a more serious note, it's impossible to be sexy on a Monday morning. Actually, I think all the models and movie stars should be obligated to have a picture of them waking up on a Monday morning posted somewhere.
I feel distinctly unsexy with my socks on. Then again maybe it's just a male thing.krazykidd said:
