It's John Funk's Brithday!

[direkiller]

He's one year closer to the grave. I am ecstatic. This is my ecstatic face.

you had to go and remind me of this dint you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAQ-dYz5kZA

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Happy B-day, you funky dude

 

[Jedamethis]

Its My Birthday Too!!

Happy Birthday to you too then, welcome to The Escapist!


OT: Happy Birthday Dr. Funkleton
Funkleton
Fuuunkleeetooon.
Funklelton.
Funk.

 

[bad rider]

Happy birthday Funk!!

(Dear god let us not have to do this for everyone else on the site or we will be here a while.)

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Happy Birthday Funk! Woooo!!
We did get you a stripper cake, but someone put her in before baking. It's a bit messy right now. Oh, by the way, don't go in the kitchen for a while.

What? Y'all said bake a cake with a stripper in it. Nobody said anything about baking a cake, then putting the stripper in.

Just following orders, Captain.

Well I can't fault your logic, but surely the smell must have tipped you off that something was wrong. I mean, she was in there for hours.

Just means it's another group of people who'll never visit again.
[small]Those poor Mormons, not even they deserved that...[/small]

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Happy Birthday Funk! Hope you spend it well!

 

[David_G]

Happy birthday Mr.Funk, may all your wishes come true.

 

[KValentine]

Happy birthday to him.

 

[JEBWrench]

Well I can't fault your logic, but surely the smell must have tipped you off that something was wrong. I mean, she was in there for hours.

Just means it's another group of people who'll never visit again.
[small]Those poor Mormons, not even they deserved that...[/small]

I was supposed to find a she? Damn. Good thing the stripper got baked. Else it would've been bad for everyone involved.

 

[Willis_D]

Happy Birthday Mr. Funk. Enjoy it, only comes once a year.
I'm afraid I didn't get you anything, but heres a picture of a bunny:

Spoiler: bunny :D

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Well I can't fault your logic, but surely the smell must have tipped you off that something was wrong. I mean, she was in there for hours.

Just means it's another group of people who'll never visit again.
[small]Those poor Mormons, not even they deserved that...[/small]

I was supposed to find a she? Damn. Good thing the stripper got baked. Else it would've been bad for everyone involved.

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

 

[zHellas]

Happy Birthday Mr. Funk. Enjoy it, only comes once a year.
I'm afraid I didn't get you anything, but heres a picture of a bunny:

Spoiler: bunny :D

D'AWWW! Look at da widdle bunny!

OT: Bet you he'll not reply to this topic.

 

[Baby Eater]

Happy birthday you sexy sexyvery nice editor!
You have evaded predators for 365 days. May you one day fine a mate and pro-create.

CAKE TIME!

 

[JEBWrench]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

 

[bad rider]

Make your own damn coffee!

 

[Baby Eater]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

Yes sir Mr.Wrench!

.....Do I have to wear the miniskirt?

 

[JEBWrench]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

Yes sir Mr.Wrench!

.....Do I have to wear the miniskirt?

No, but bad rider's bunny does.

Let's make sure Funk's birthday gives everyone nightmares.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

Another year older... Congratulations.

 

[Baldry]

Happy birthday Mr. Funk, we all hope you make it to Christmas!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

I also want one.
*claps*

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You two! Get us our coffees! And wear the damn skirt.
*slaps bum*