It's John Funk's Brithday!

[David_G]

Happy birthday Mr.Funk, may all your wishes come true.

 

[KValentine]

Happy birthday to him.

 

[JEBWrench]

Well I can't fault your logic, but surely the smell must have tipped you off that something was wrong. I mean, she was in there for hours.

Just means it's another group of people who'll never visit again.
[small]Those poor Mormons, not even they deserved that...[/small]

I was supposed to find a she? Damn. Good thing the stripper got baked. Else it would've been bad for everyone involved.

 

[Willis_D]

Happy Birthday Mr. Funk. Enjoy it, only comes once a year.
I'm afraid I didn't get you anything, but heres a picture of a bunny:

Spoiler: bunny :D

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Well I can't fault your logic, but surely the smell must have tipped you off that something was wrong. I mean, she was in there for hours.

Just means it's another group of people who'll never visit again.
[small]Those poor Mormons, not even they deserved that...[/small]

I was supposed to find a she? Damn. Good thing the stripper got baked. Else it would've been bad for everyone involved.

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

 

[zHellas]

Happy Birthday Mr. Funk. Enjoy it, only comes once a year.
I'm afraid I didn't get you anything, but heres a picture of a bunny:

Spoiler: bunny :D

D'AWWW! Look at da widdle bunny!

OT: Bet you he'll not reply to this topic.

 

[Baby Eater]

Happy birthday you sexy sexyvery nice editor!
You have evaded predators for 365 days. May you one day fine a mate and pro-create.

CAKE TIME!

 

[JEBWrench]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

 

[bad rider]

Make your own damn coffee!

 

[Baby Eater]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

Yes sir Mr.Wrench!

.....Do I have to wear the miniskirt?

 

[JEBWrench]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

Yes sir Mr.Wrench!

.....Do I have to wear the miniskirt?

No, but bad rider's bunny does.

Let's make sure Funk's birthday gives everyone nightmares.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

Another year older... Congratulations.

 

[Baldry]

Happy birthday Mr. Funk, we all hope you make it to Christmas!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

I also want one.
*claps*

-snip-

-snip-

You two! Get us our coffees! And wear the damn skirt.
*slaps bum*

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Happy birthday Mr. Funk, we all hope you make it to Christmas!

Why do you say that? It's not like there's an assassination plan or anything...
>.>
<.<

 

[sky14kemea]

[HEADING=2]Happy Birthday Funk! [/HEADING]

I heard you wanted some Funk so I got you a Funk filled picture so you'd have more Funk in your Funk.

Spoiler

...Yeah I have no idea, random google image search >.>

Happy birthday though!

 

[Baby Eater]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

I also want one.
*claps*

-snip-

-snip-

You two! Get us our coffees! And wear the damn skirt.
*slaps bum*

*Giggle* Yes sir!~ *Gets coffee*

 

[Paddin]

Happy birthday John! You are living proof that you can't stop the Funk!

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Happy birthday John Funk! for your birthday, you get a COOKIE!!

Spoiler

 

[bad rider]

Waaaaaiiiit a second. I think there's been a slight mix up.
Well at least that explains why the clown's naked.

See, this is why we need a secretary. To clear up these minor details.

You there! *points at next poster* You're secretary now. Get my coffee now.

I also want one.
*claps*

-snip-

-snip-

You two! Get us our coffees! And wear the damn skirt.
*slaps bum*

*Grumbles and wanders to get coffee* Damn skirt, at least it shows my thighs, dammit now i'm acting like the other one.