It's Midnight...and there's someone outside your window

[Backlashboy]

Well it's midnight...and there's someone outside your window who look's really creppy what do you do phone the cops hide under you're bed or just attack him with whatever you can find i would have to say i would attack him better to be safe than sorry

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Wave to him while I hold my shotgun. Your move Creepin' Tom.

 

[White Lightning]

Invite them in of course, it's freezing outside. Besides, the Dungeon has been feeling a little empty lately...

 

[Dawns Gate]

Look back, give him a smile. Start shootin' the shit, he just wants a friend. Perhaps he knows the best windows to see naked ladies, or the best way to watch a concert for free. If not, I'll brandish a weapon - what weapon depends on how I'm feeling.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Unzip my pants

I've been waiting for a while now...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Unzip my pants

I've been waiting for a while now...

I lol'd. I really did.

 

[Backlashboy]

Unzip my pants

I've been waiting for a while now...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

After unzipping, remove the pants and start pelvic thrusting in his viewing area

We'll see who wants to creep out the other more...

 

[Nouw]

I call the cops to report a theft. He took my damn curtains!

 

[Eddie the head]

Likely continue to work. I work tell 4 AM most of the time. So if someone want's to look at an empty house ok.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Panic and stare unblinkingly for the rest of the night.

 

[FalloutJack]

*Looks outside*

AAAAAGH!! Dammit, he's back! It's CANDLEJACK!

 

[RufusMcLaser]

I suppose I'd politely ask him what he was doing on my roof.

After unzipping, remove the pants and start pelvic thrusting in his viewing area

We'll see who wants to creep out the other more...

This works, too.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Start to show him my massive porn collection. He's sure to go away after that.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

I would be quite impressed at a person who managed to climb 8 stories up my dorm. I would probably invite him for a cup of coffee for the effort

 

[Kae]

It's actually happened before, I just got out and he ran away immediately, I'm pretty sure he was a burglar, but anyway I don't like people invading my personal space, and my house is my personal space so yeah I would go outside and ask what his deal is, no weapons though, there's no need for that.

 

[yuval152]

Unzip my pants and start doing random moves to scare him off.

 

[Wado Rhyu]

walk outside an ask him if, he needs help. if not ask him polite to bugger off. if he doesnt well, i got a german shepard and a baseball bat for starters.

 

[Sacman]

Well, I'd be concerned about them... maybe call an ambulance... since I live on the 4th floor... they must've broken something, at least, by the time they hit the ground...<.<