It's Midnight...and there's someone outside your window
- Thread starter Backlashboy
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I'd pop open the window and if the creep doesn't fall off then, I'd ignite him with an improv hairspray flamethrower. Those things are fun.
Call out to make sure it isn't my brother trying to get me to unlatch the deadbolt and let him in, then call the police.
A creepy man? Oh s***, bed the phone and cops under the hide!
Probably roll down my blind, unlock my front door and wait just inside with a striking implement.
Probably roll down my blind, unlock my front door and wait just inside with a striking implement.
Hm... I am uncertain.
Of course, I am not sure I'd see him as I always have blinds and curtains on said windows. So at the most, probably it'd be more likely to see their shadow. As I also do not make it a habit to peek out through the blinds when it's nightfall.
In any case, I'd probably get on the phone to call someone whilst moving to where my fam is. If I'm home alone, I'm doing the same whilst waiting. Because if I hear him coming in, I'm either planning to get the hell out of dodge or hiding in an area I'm pretty sure he can't get to.
Like under the stairs.
Of course, I am not sure I'd see him as I always have blinds and curtains on said windows. So at the most, probably it'd be more likely to see their shadow. As I also do not make it a habit to peek out through the blinds when it's nightfall.
In any case, I'd probably get on the phone to call someone whilst moving to where my fam is. If I'm home alone, I'm doing the same whilst waiting. Because if I hear him coming in, I'm either planning to get the hell out of dodge or hiding in an area I'm pretty sure he can't get to.
Like under the stairs.
Either I'd sleep through it, because the next day is a workday, or it's the weekend, which means I'd hit him with my car, because I come home about midnight on the weekends.
How are we defining creepy? Because I get called creepy all the time and it really hurts my feelings! I mean, if all I'm doing is sitting up in a tree that has a perfect view of your 2nd or 3rd floor window, and I'm looking through it with a decent set of binoculars, what's the problem? I don't think that's creepy at all. I like to call it "People Watching: Advanced level"
But, if it were midnight and someone "creepy" was outside my window, I'd probably invite them in and see if they'd want to be my friend.
But, if it were midnight and someone "creepy" was outside my window, I'd probably invite them in and see if they'd want to be my friend.
I'd do the Richardson. If that doesn't frighten him I'd call the hospital cause I'm obviously hallucinating...
Look past him with my eyes squinted and a worried expression on my face. If that gets him to turn around, quickly hide from his view, then slip out the back door. Then I'd try to sneak up next to him and press the barrel of my .45 to his head. Oh, and I'd tell him to get the hell off my property.
...assuming my disappearing trick didn't work, I'd just go out the front door with the .45 drawn and tell him to get the hell off my property.
...assuming my disappearing trick didn't work, I'd just go out the front door with the .45 drawn and tell him to get the hell off my property.
I would invite him in for tea whilst twirling my axe between my fingers. Iw ould then assess his intentions before slamming an axe into his face.