It's Midnight...and there's someone outside your window

[Evil Smurf]

unwind the window and ask who he is

 

[SoranMBane]

It's probably Slenderman, so there is really only one sane option: start writing an extremely detailed blog about my experiences. Dying would also be a perfectly reasonable response, but the blog simply has to come first.

 

[Scarim Coral]

If that person is standing outside of my window than that mean he/she is in the garden (my room is on the garden) which my dad keep the entrance to it locked at night. Therefore I will call the police as it would be breaking (?) and entering into my parent property.

 

[CrazyJew]

Bash my door out naked, with a raging erection and a rifle shouldered and pointing at them.

 

[lionsprey]

i would get socks and act out a elaborate play using the socks as puppets and get mad at him/her if he/she doesn't pay attention.

 

[trophykiller]

Unzip my pants

I've been waiting for a while now...

I think that's what some would call an "invitation".

 

[StrangerQ]

I start wondering how in the heck it is at my window of the third floor apartment building.
after that i will just close the curtains and curse how this interupption killed me again at Ornstein & smought fight in NG++

 

[Mordekaien]

Ask him if he can teach me how to fly, since I live on 3rd floor.

 

[Zeren]

I point my .44 at him. If a big chrome revolver doesn't get an intruder to leave quickly, I don't know what would.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I'd just wait.
He'd hopefully get bored eventually and go stand outside someone else's window and freak the out, because I assume that's what he enjoys doing in his spare time.

 

[Sordin]

If its my window specifically then he's probably floating. If not I'll grab my pipe and look classy at him until he decides to leave. Or call the police. Whatever works best.

 

[Thaluikhain]

It's probably Slenderman, so there is really only one sane option: start writing an extremely detailed blog about my experiences. Dying would also be a perfectly reasonable response, but the blog simply has to come first.

No, no, no, you have to die while blogging, the last thing you type has to be "it's eating me argh!!!!132efwnklsdnbsfkb" or somesuch, it's a rule.

 

[C F]

I throw the switch, surrounding him with yard lights. Now I'll get a better look at him, and he'll be temporarily blinded.
It's the perfect first step.

 

[Padwolf]

I'd probably start waving my arms around and act like a crazy person and shout and scream nonsense at them. See who freaks the other one out more.

 

[Rawne1980]

Play Agadoo on repeat and see which one of us breaks first.

 

[DoPo]

Oh...well, I'm living on the top floor, and that dude literally has to climb to the roof to stare through my window. Also, since it's night, it would likely be damn cold. And most likely it would rain. They must be really determined to even be there in the first place. Also, really messed up to look through my window (I'm not terribly interesting). Either that, or they somehow locked themselves out on the roof and are looking for a way back inside, which would be bizarre, since there is no way out on the roof, except through my flat. So if it's not my flatmate and that someone doesn't offer a damn good explanation what they are doing there, I'm more than happy to leave them outside. They can't get in, and it's cold and wet outside, also, at an incline and slippery - the guys downstairs better take care of them.

 

[Saulkar]

I throw the switch, surrounding him with yard lights. Now I'll get a better look at him, and he'll be temporarily blinded.
It's the perfect first step.

I would do the same thing. Additionally there is a 10KG sledgehammer within arms reach that should be a pretty damn good deterrent should the person look more creepy than is legally allowed.

 

[Angie7F]

I would pretend I didnt see him, and casually walk out the door.
Either that or charge right at them so they fall backwards off my veranda.
Nothing in between.

 

[King of Asgaard]

I point my .44 at him. If a big chrome revolver doesn't get an intruder to leave quickly, I don't know what would.

Ask the punk if he's feeling lucky.

OT: Unsheathe my rapier and do this:

Spoiler

 

[an annoyed writer]

I'd pop open the window and if the creep doesn't fall off then, I'd ignite him with an improv hairspray flamethrower. Those things are fun.