It's Only a Haiku Off!

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Inspired by The Escapist's haiku contest, I bring you this: The Haiku Off. Civilised brother of the 'rap off', this lets you use your poetry skills to diss someone else's mother. For shizzle. I'll start off:

It's a haiku off!
Better than battle of rap!
I am great, you're crap!

Not a great one... but maybe it'll start the ball of poetry moving - like poetry in motion.

God, I'm good.

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Search Bar Nazi's Suck
Luckily I am not one.
Awesome title man!

 

[cyber_andyy]

The escapist pwnz.
I have some uber leet post hacks
I also can not count.

 

[Redingold]

I quite like haikus,
Even though I'm not good at
Writing good haikus.

See?

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Dudes, you understand?
This ain't no sissy poetry!
I want some dissing!

You know, like rap battle?
Two people make up some stuff:
Derogatory.

 

[Trivun]

My shizzle is best
It outrhymes all your dizzle
Peace out, you is whack.

Fo' shizzle, yo.

 

[Redingold]

Yo momma's so fat,
That Jabba the Hutt said "DAMN!"
How do you like that?

 

[curlycrouton]

Search Bar Nazi's Suck
Luckily I am not one.
Awesome title man!

Except sometimes they
are necessary for the
good of everyone

 

[pigeon_of_doom]

I quite like haikus,
Even though I'm not good at
Writing good haikus.

Please feel no shame.
I understand your meaning,
and share in your curse.

Yeah, I'm not great. Fun though.

 

[Corkydog]

My shizzle is best
It outrhymes all your dizzle
Peace out, you is whack.

Fo' shizzle, yo.

Me?!, Nah, it's you who
Be the lame-@$$ wannabe
Go back to crack, foo'

 

[Armored Prayer]

An Haiku Off.
Its not one my specialties.
See me on TF2.


Yea, I suck at writing Haiku.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Search Bar Nazi's Suck
Luckily I am not one.
Awesome title man!

Except sometimes they
are necessary for the
good of everyone

Nein! They merely clutter
The Escapist with 'Repeat!
Use the bar next time!'

 

[pigeon_of_doom]

Except sometimes they
are necessary for the
good of everyone

Mods? Yes. Nazis? No.
Report button - people, please!
Let poor threads die.

 

[Redingold]

This thread is truly
An good example of what
Shining wit isn't.

No offence.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

This thread is truly
An good example of what
Shining wit isn't.

No offence.

Sadly, yo momma
Seems to prevail in here.
Rap battle - this is not!

 

[Swaki]

blizzard con is now
diablo is going to
rock my nerdy world

5 - 7 - 5 syllables right?

editing i must
since the thread i didn't
read complete:

i am so sorry
i didn't know dissing moms
was the purpose.

 

[Redingold]

I can't be bothered
To write any more haikus
1 2 3 4 5

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I can't be bothered
To write any more haikus
1 2 3 4 5

Someone bites the dust
Haikus aren't for a weak heart
That's why they're so hard!

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I ready my aim
The one round messily blasts
Through his broken skull

 

[Redingold]

I can't be bothered
To write any more haikus
1 2 3 4 5

Someone bites the dust
Haikus aren't for a weak heart
That's why they're so hard!

Now, I never said
That haikus were too tricky;
I just can't be asked.