It's Only a Haiku Off!

[Trivun]

My shizzle is best
It outrhymes all your dizzle
Peace out, you is whack.

Fo' shizzle, yo.

Me?!, Nah, it's you who
Be the lame-@$$ wannabe
Go back to crack, foo'

Brrap, you want some crack?
I pop caps in asses too,
But I'm too nice to.

 

[Redingold]

Naw, I'm just kidding.
I will not stop haiku-ing.
I made that word up.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I can't be bothered
To write any more haikus
1 2 3 4 5

Someone bites the dust
Haikus aren't for a weak heart
That's why they're so hard!

Now, I never said
That haikus were too tricky;
I just can't be asked.

Your lame excuses
Don't impress me. Just face it,
You're just not ready.

 

[Redingold]

I can't be bothered
To write any more haikus
1 2 3 4 5

Someone bites the dust
Haikus aren't for a weak heart
That's why they're so hard!

Now, I never said
That haikus were too tricky;
I just can't be asked.

Your lame excuses
Don't impress me. Just face it,
You're just not ready.

Sir, you insult me.
I challenge you to a duel.
*Slap in face with glove*

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Some haiku are deep
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I can't be bothered
To write any more haikus
1 2 3 4 5

Someone bites the dust
Haikus aren't for a weak heart
That's why they're so hard!

Now, I never said
That haikus were too tricky;
I just can't be asked.

Your lame excuses
Don't impress me. Just face it,
You're just not ready.

Sir, you insult me.
I challenge you to a duel.
*Slap in face with glove*

Glove slap, baby, glove slap
A glove slap - not in the face!
I would continue...

...But good sir, the time's
Come for me to retire
Goodnight, till the morn.

 

[uncle-ellis]

Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Batman! batman!

 

[atomictoast]

Do a Barrel Roll!
Oh! Fox, Get These Guys off me!
StarFox 64 Rocks.

Yeah, I've been playing it recently on an emulator.
I also suck at Haiku.

 

[Redingold]

I can't be bothered
To write any more haikus
1 2 3 4 5

Someone bites the dust
Haikus aren't for a weak heart
That's why they're so hard!

Now, I never said
That haikus were too tricky;
I just can't be asked.

Your lame excuses
Don't impress me. Just face it,
You're just not ready.

Sir, you insult me.
I challenge you to a duel.
*Slap in face with glove*

Glove slap, baby, glove slap
A glove slap - not in the face!
I would continue...

...But good sir, the time's
Come for me to retire
Goodnight, till the morn.

Very well, good sir.
We fight with pistols at dawn.
Winner gets a hat.

 

[Alex_P]

fuck five-seven-five
that's form, not essence --
where is stillness, nature, regret?

 

[Alex_P]

Moved to forum games.

-- Alex

 

[Corkydog]

My shizzle is best
It outrhymes all your dizzle
Peace out, you is whack.

Fo' shizzle, yo.

Me?!, Nah, it's you who
Be the lame-@$$ wannabe
Go back to crack, foo'

Brrap, you want some crack?
I pop caps in asses too,
But I'm too nice to.

Does that make us friends?
I guess it's for the better...
Let's go insult n00bs...

 

[SimpleChimp]

A Wooden Horse Waits

Outside The Gates For Glory

Invite Your Own Doom

Spoiler: haiku 1

Leave Before You Die

The Winds Are Dark, Filled With Hate

I have dreamed to fly

Spoiler: haiku 2

I Launch This At You

eat flaming balls of black pitch

from this catapult

Spoiler: haiku 3

Haiku, Lava Shark

Smokey Bear Beats God With Fish

Raptor Eats Old Cheese

Spoiler: haiku 4

I am, I Was, Gone

I Am, I Was, I Will Be

Again, I Am Lost

Stoic sin and fear

Consuming all who come near

This is my haiku

 

[Fraught]

Some haiku are deep
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Discriminator
Extraterritorial
Felicitator

Seriously now,
No sense was discovered there.
In that last haiku.

This haiku off should,
in my humble opinion,
have a certain theme.

Otherwise, this thread,
Will be full of nonsense.
I've nothing to add.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Some haiku are deep
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

This haiku off should,
in my humble opinion,
have a certain theme.

But a theme exists -
Dissing others in the form
Of haiku - battle!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Can I butt in here?
If this is a haiku-off,
who should I challenge?