ITT: Hipster jokes.

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Most of us know what hipsters/scene kids/emos ect are, some of us are the aforementioned cliques, but regardless, lets tell some hipster/indie/scene/emo jokes guys. Just for teh lulz, no hostility intended.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

An obscure number you've never heard of before.

What's black and white and scene all over?

Spoiler

Myspace photos.

 

[cheese_wizington]

What's a hipsters favorite number?

Oh, just this number... you've probably never heard of it.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3344-scene-kids/

I love you.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

So emo jokes are fine? EXCELLENT.

"I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself."

 

[Kritical Mass]

can't think of any for hipster/indie/scene/emo, but i just thought I'd put this one out there:

Q: How many dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: one, but it takes 16 episodes to do it. Or: Two but they level an entire continent in the porcess

 

[eatenbyagrue]

can't think of any for hipster/indie/scene/emo, but i just thought I'd put this one out there:

Q: How many dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: one, but it takes 16 episodes to do it. Or: Two but they level an entire continent in the porcess

Alternately: one, but he has to learn an entirely new technique that requires a 2-episode charging time to do it

 

[likalaruku]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

Relieved actually. Hipsters are terrible, terrible people who all need to be orbital punched.

 

[likalaruku]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

Relieved actually. Hipsters are terrible, terrible people who all need to be orbital punched.

Superman Prime?

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

Relieved actually. Hipsters are terrible, terrible people who all need to be orbital punched.

Superman Prime?

*smack* DON'T YOU EVER CALL THAT WHINY PRE-TEEN HALF-COCKED BABY KILLING SLIME WRANGLING ABORTED FUCKTARD SUPERMAN EVER AGAIN.

HE'S SUPERBOY, NOT SUPERMAN!

 

[likalaruku]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

Relieved actually. Hipsters are terrible, terrible people who all need to be orbital punched.

Superman Prime?

*smack* DON'T YOU EVER CALL THAT WHINY PRE-TEEN HALF-COCKED BABY KILLING SLIME WRANGLING ABORTED FUCKTARD SUPERMAN EVER AGAIN.

HE'S SUPERBOY, NOT SUPERMAN!

Hey man, just going with what the comic covers say.

Is this a "Hipster?" Looks more like a rapist.

 

[dbmountain]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

THESE ARE HIPSTERS:
http://www.latfh.com

ah, yes a website devoted entirely to mocking hipsters

 

[likalaruku]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

THESE ARE HIPSTERS:
http://www.latfh.com

ah, yes a website devoted entirely to mocking hipsters

::adjust imaginary Egon Spangler glasses:: Fashionwise, they appear to be the opposite of the North American Douchebag. What do they DO?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

What's the difference between scene and emo?

Scene makes OTHER people want to kill themselves.

 

[Wardnath]

A hipster walks into a club that you've never heard of before.

amidoinitrite?

 

[Librarian Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM

That being said, we should all be careful who we mock. Hipsters walk among us.

How many times have you read this: "Yeah, I was totally into Zero Punctuation before it got all famous."

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Hey man, just going with what the comic covers say.

Ha! More like EstrogenMan-Prime.

Also, OT: http://www.hipsterhandbook.com/

 

[Sleekgiant]

Flaming and trolling: Flaming is hostile and insulting interactions between forum posters. Trolling is posting controversial or inflammatory content or off-topic messages with the intent of provoking flaming or to disrupt normal discussion. Neither is tolerated.

Sorry joke threads are rather pointless with zero discussion value, plus this is trolling, no matter how intolerant some hipsters can be.

 

[doctorjackal777]

I know what an emo is but the others confuse me. In fact all these American cliques confuse me. Why do you need them anyway!? My school managed just fine without them. You had the people who were your friends and the people who weren't your friends, those were the only groups anyone ever needed.

 

[UnravThreads]

Jokes are mainstream.