ITT: Hipster jokes.

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Most of us know what hipsters/scene kids/emos ect are, some of us are the aforementioned cliques, but regardless, lets tell some hipster/indie/scene/emo jokes guys. Just for teh lulz, no hostility intended.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

An obscure number you've never heard of before.

What's black and white and scene all over?

Spoiler

Myspace photos.

 

[cheese_wizington]

What's a hipsters favorite number?

Oh, just this number... you've probably never heard of it.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3344-scene-kids/

I love you.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

So emo jokes are fine? EXCELLENT.

"I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself."

 

[Kritical Mass]

can't think of any for hipster/indie/scene/emo, but i just thought I'd put this one out there:

Q: How many dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: one, but it takes 16 episodes to do it. Or: Two but they level an entire continent in the porcess

 

[eatenbyagrue]

can't think of any for hipster/indie/scene/emo, but i just thought I'd put this one out there:

Q: How many dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: one, but it takes 16 episodes to do it. Or: Two but they level an entire continent in the porcess

Alternately: one, but he has to learn an entirely new technique that requires a 2-episode charging time to do it

 

[likalaruku]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

Relieved actually. Hipsters are terrible, terrible people who all need to be orbital punched.

 

[likalaruku]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

Relieved actually. Hipsters are terrible, terrible people who all need to be orbital punched.

Superman Prime?

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

Relieved actually. Hipsters are terrible, terrible people who all need to be orbital punched.

Superman Prime?

*smack* DON'T YOU EVER CALL THAT WHINY PRE-TEEN HALF-COCKED BABY KILLING SLIME WRANGLING ABORTED FUCKTARD SUPERMAN EVER AGAIN.

HE'S SUPERBOY, NOT SUPERMAN!

 

[likalaruku]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

Relieved actually. Hipsters are terrible, terrible people who all need to be orbital punched.

Superman Prime?

*smack* DON'T YOU EVER CALL THAT WHINY PRE-TEEN HALF-COCKED BABY KILLING SLIME WRANGLING ABORTED FUCKTARD SUPERMAN EVER AGAIN.

HE'S SUPERBOY, NOT SUPERMAN!

Hey man, just going with what the comic covers say.

Is this a "Hipster?" Looks more like a rapist.

 

[dbmountain]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

THESE ARE HIPSTERS:
http://www.latfh.com

ah, yes a website devoted entirely to mocking hipsters

 

[likalaruku]

I don't know what a Hipster is. Should I feel ashamed?

THESE ARE HIPSTERS:
http://www.latfh.com

ah, yes a website devoted entirely to mocking hipsters

::adjust imaginary Egon Spangler glasses:: Fashionwise, they appear to be the opposite of the North American Douchebag. What do they DO?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

What's the difference between scene and emo?

Scene makes OTHER people want to kill themselves.

 

[Wardnath]

A hipster walks into a club that you've never heard of before.

amidoinitrite?

 

[Librarian Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM

That being said, we should all be careful who we mock. Hipsters walk among us.

How many times have you read this: "Yeah, I was totally into Zero Punctuation before it got all famous."

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Hey man, just going with what the comic covers say.

Ha! More like EstrogenMan-Prime.

Also, OT: http://www.hipsterhandbook.com/