I'm glad we dodged this bullet. Now, let's just put the whole franchise into the trusty hands of M. Night Shyamalan
I though the same thing. Death star blasts would be so bright the first five rows of viewers would become translucent.Remus said:You forgot 2 things about J.J. Abram's movies:
Lens Flares and LENS FLARES!
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I wouldn't dare let him near the Star Wars franchise. 5 seconds with a lightsaber and the whole world would go blind.
Bloated and irritating, I imagine.BoogieManFL said:I can't help but imagine how a Star Wars movie directed by Quintin Terantino would turn out.
That could work.Sewa_Yunga said:I'm glad we dodged this bullet. Now, let's just put the whole franchise into the trusty hands of M. Night Shyamalan
That sounds like the original Star Wars movie (aka A new Hope).Squilookle said:Also I have no desire to see Tarantino turn Star Wars into a talkie talkie 3-minutes-of-action-in-the-whole-movie experience.
Mostly, the story made little sense (as another poster pointed out). Destroying Vulcan is beyond stupid, the lens flares were out of control, Nero was really just Shinzon, the Spock/Uhura thing was unwanted.erttheking said:Can someone tell me why the new Star Trek was shit again? I thought it was pretty good.
I liked it, mostly. The only thing I didn't was that everyone was so pretty, but I was soon distracted by all the pretties.erttheking said:Can someone tell me why the new Star Trek was shit again? I thought it was pretty good.
It didn't seem that bad in terms of making sense. Guy with grudge against the federation travels into the past and starts blowing up planets. The lens flare aren't really that bad, I don't see the connection between the two, and I actually kinda liked that.Crono1973 said:Mostly, the story made little sense (as another poster pointed out). Destroying Vulcan is beyond stupid, the lens flares were out of control, Nero was really just Shinzon, the Spock/Uhura thing was unwanted.erttheking said:Can someone tell me why the new Star Trek was shit again? I thought it was pretty good.
It was fun on it's own (the first time) but as a Trek movie, it simply doesn't measure up. The new timeline really comes down to this movie not meaning anything in the end. Which lore would a Trekkie prefer, the one with Vulcan that has been established over 4 decades or JJ's timeline? You can't have both.
I am surprised Leonard Nimoy agreed to be in this movie.
"Guy with grudge wants to kill everyone" is a bad Trek story. Even JJ Abrams admits that the lens flares were out of control.erttheking said:It didn't seem that bad in terms of making sense. Guy with grudge against the federation travels into the past and starts blowing up planets. The lens flare aren't really that bad, I don't see the connection between the two, and I actually kinda liked that.Crono1973 said:Mostly, the story made little sense (as another poster pointed out). Destroying Vulcan is beyond stupid, the lens flares were out of control, Nero was really just Shinzon, the Spock/Uhura thing was unwanted.erttheking said:Can someone tell me why the new Star Trek was shit again? I thought it was pretty good.
It was fun on it's own (the first time) but as a Trek movie, it simply doesn't measure up. The new timeline really comes down to this movie not meaning anything in the end. Which lore would a Trekkie prefer, the one with Vulcan that has been established over 4 decades or JJ's timeline? You can't have both.
I am surprised Leonard Nimoy agreed to be in this movie.
It feels like a fresh breath, and I don't see why both be canon. Isn't this the Star Trek universe where they go to the mirror dimension every five episodes? Can't it run on the DBZ time travel rules?
Alien feet. Everywhere.Dana22 said:30 minute Cantina scene with Han and Greedo playing pictionary.BoogieManFL said:I can't help but imagine how a Star Wars movie directed by Quintin Terantino would turn out.
Not true. He made love to the camera.Sylveria said:Kirk NEVER had sex with anything in the original series.