Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[Connosaurus Rex]

I'd be a Time traveling solider that was descended from the suvivors of nuclear war who also is able to command armies and build empires from an omnipresent view

 

[quiet_samurai]

A charming young man, whom he would like to discuss the finer merits of life with, and ponder my view on videogames which in turn would influence his own, causing him to realize his opinions on the matter have been biased and wrong.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

A multiple personality disorder space samurai (Jedi?) womanizing android who sounds like Jack Nicholson


Oblivion, Mass Effect, Way of the Samurai 3, The Bard's Tale, Metal Arms, Destroy All Humans!.


That was actually fun.

 

[therealsomeguy]

This may take a while
If he saw my whole collection dating back to my psx then he would think of me as *inhale*
a small purple dragon that can drive a car upside down while running people over in London that also pilots a walking death machine whilst farting and possesing my farts that punches panda's in the face while racing around a track who also goes back in time to WW2 and kills nazis (both the living and zombie kind) and also enjoys activities such as climbing buildings and stabbing/shocking people after shooting/stabbing/running people over before taking my fat cousin bowling after stockpiling several million weapons and then punches a panda in the face again to wind down.
*gasp*
in order
Spryo the dragon
Rollcage
GTA:London
LAPD:Future Cop
Abes Oddesy/Exodus
Tekken 3
Grand Turismo
Medal of Honor/Call of duty/other generic WW2 shooters on psx/2/3
Assasins Creed/Infamous
GTA IV
Borderlands
and finnaly Tekken 6

i could go longer but i need to put my lungs back into my chest

 

[roboosh]

Gears of War, Guitar Hero, Beautiful Katamari, Peggle

I am a Disproportionate guitarist sticky ball with peg related superpowers

 

[Aitruis]

A Slavic brainwashed, genetically engineered homeless FBI agent armed with a folding sniper rifle and a sword disconcertingly made out of ebony(which is actually a type of hardwood).

GTA4, Bioshock, Condemned, Mass Effect, Morrowind.

 

[Hollock]

right now i'm a vampire hunting, monster collecting guy who will kill you with heavy metal and my alein symbiote that's attached to my body.
castlevania
pokemon (yeah really)
brutal legend
marvel vs capcom 2

 

[malestrithe]

I'm interested in conquering the world for the sole purpose of wandering the post apocalyptic wastes and taking pictures in my heavy metal game preserve of the damned.

Civilization Revolution, Afrika, Brutal Legend, Fallout 3, Cross Edge, and Demon's Souls.

 

[LewsTherin]

An incredible tactician, skilled in the use of magic and weapons both ancient and modern, and the loyalty of a cadre of genetically perfected supersoldiers.

Medieval 2: Total Wat, Left 4 Dead, Oblivion, and Dawn of War II

 

[vladtehimpaler]

Im a guitarist who shoots himself in the head to summon demons, while killing dragons with a sword larger than me, in post-apocalyptic tokyo, inhabited by zerglings.

Brutal Legend
Persona 3
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Shin Megami Tensi: Nocturne
Starcraft

 

[KaiRai]

First off, kudos on the original thread, I don't think I've seen something like this before So lets see.....

Jack Thompson thinks I am a trained racing driver who likes bodybuilding and killing infected Germans in China.

That was:
Gran Turismo 2
Smackdown vs Raw 2008
COD:WAW
Resident Evil 5
Stranglehold

 

[mendokusai]

I'm a ball-rolling, very cranky former god of war, giant monstrosity killer, who moonlights as a Japanese goddess in the form of a wolf.

(Katamari Damacy, God of War II, Shadow of the Colossus, Okami)

 

[RabidusUnus]

An eastern European criminal that skateboards and has malaria.

GTA4, Skate 2, FC2

 

[Canid117]

Both the commander of a future army of super death robots in the marine corps who enjoys waltzing around New York murdering prostitutes with my hidden assassination blade knife thing

Supreme Commander, COD4, GTA4, Assassins creed

this is fun!

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Jack Thompson thinks I am the master of unlocking.

 

[muffincakes]

Hmmm...
......
....
.........I'm a pussy.
Tales of Symphonia: Knights of Ratatosk, but only the first 30 minutes of it.

 

[Alex the Pally]

I am a racist satan-worshipping evil Super-soldier Space Marine who kills villagers in rural Spain that can fly all sorts of aircraft and slaughters masses in New York with a turntable.

Resident Evil 5
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Halo 3/Mass Effect
Resident Evil 4
Ace Combat series/HAWX
Prototype
DJ Hero

 

[Tyras612]

A treasure huntin', gun totin', magic wielding wanderer of the post-apocalypic planes...
(Borderlands, Torchlight and Fallout 3)

 

[A random person]

Jack Thompson thinks I'm a genetically-enhanced retired soldier physicist who solves wacky mysteries alongside a sociopathic rabbity-thing and occasionally saves princesses while traveling through time to fight nihilistic clowns. He also thinks I serve as a servant in wars for the Holy Grail when I'm not busy.

Metal Gear Solid
Half Life
Sam & Max
Mario
Zelda
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy VI
Fate/Stay Night.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Jack Thompson thinks I'm DEMOMAN??

My honest try: Jack Thompson thinks I'm an MIT graduate slaying demons with my axe and building dispensers on planet Pandora.

Half-Life, Brutal Legend, TF2, Borderlands.